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15 Mar 2003, 09:04
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No No No Ohno!!!
Oh no!! this happen - Katrina did come to clean and this was arranged, but she did bring flowers, some wine, and some cheese and pitta bread and lamb to make kebab. She was clean and her clothing it was pretty, and i said to her - i am happy you have come to clean for me, now i go out to dance and i see you later. She said - but it would be nice if i clean and then we could eat some kebab and drink some wine together no? I said - no, i am going out, now you clean. I go out then, but she cried, i no understand girl, i made her friend and agree her to clean, so why she sad??.
So i went out anyway to dance, in free I get, I know Stavross who work on tickets, and the Mayor, with who i know from village, he is owner, and in i seen many pretty girl, even then i met really pretty girl, she say name is Sharon and she come from Essex. I say to her (i am much skill in romancing) - hey you girl, i am greek waiter, i buy you drink and then i could kiss your lip. She say - aye chuck, buy us a pint of Cider and you can kiss me wherever you want. I say - that is great, i will kiss you on the beach. The it is agreed we drink and then go to beach to kiss.
Now we go to bar and Sharon pick up her handbag, but her friend say something like - hey slut thats my bag! Then Sharon other friend say - No way slag, thats my bag!. And right then they start big argue, and this is what crazy they all have same handbag!!??
They as they argue i think sad for Katrina, and that maybe i had been mean and should go see how she is with cleaning, so i did that. At home, it was late and Katrina she was gone, it was very tidy and she left note, it say this (the note say this) - Dear Stavross, i much enjoy to clean your place, and i make you kebab which is now in cupboard and i would like much to come tommorrow also and clean and it would be lovely if we could talk as well and have time for this. I putted flowers in a bottle as i see you no have vase, i hope you like them please. I hope you enjoy night out. Love Katrina.
What i done? Katrina say now she love me, it all wrong! Maybe today I talk serious with her, and maybe i see Sharon also again. I will also speak with mayor before he go Florida to meet with Mr Bush as he very wise. Perhaps i tell you my friend here what happen tommorrow.
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15 Mar 2003, 11:14
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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That actually made me laugh.
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15 Mar 2003, 11:59
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 113
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Quote:
Originally posted by Captain T'Bolt
WORST
GIMMICK
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At least Muslim is believable
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Muslim is a gimmick?
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15 Mar 2003, 12:33
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
Posts: 5,192
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I actually do like this lad
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15 Mar 2003, 12:58
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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It's like a daily soap opera.
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15 Mar 2003, 13:09
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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man, this is
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[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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15 Mar 2003, 13:33
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Retired
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: BONNY SCOTLAND
Posts: 869
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Quote:
Originally posted by Captain T'Bolt
WORST
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At least Muslim is believable
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blasphemy.
its original, and amusing
gimmick of the week award for sure.
i may even start stickying the daily installments.
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15 Mar 2003, 13:35
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
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Quote:
Originally posted by JBOY
blasphemy.
its original, and amusing
gimmick of the week award for sure.
i may even start stickying the daily installments.
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As long as you also care to un-sticky them in their due time it's fine with me...
(And you are right)
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15 Mar 2003, 13:40
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
Posts: 2,077
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Ive rounded it down to 2 members who this gimmick belongs to
-Sword
-Kurashima
That is all
P.S. This is the funny
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15 Mar 2003, 13:42
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
Ive rounded it down to 2 members who this gimmick belongs to
-Sword
-Kurashima
That is all
P.S. This is the funny
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SHAI GAR SB
SHAI GAR
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15 Mar 2003, 13:45
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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Quote:
Originally posted by xtrasyn
SHAI GAR SB
SHAI GAR
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hes an outsider
i would put nodrog ahead of him, this one is less, obvious, than a shai gimmick, and it has had 4 threads without randomly shouting at the mods and admins for no reason
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15 Mar 2003, 20:07
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
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This has "sword" written all over it.
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15 Mar 2003, 21:57
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
Ive rounded it down to 2 members who this gimmick belongs to
-Sword
-Kurashima
That is all
P.S. This is the funny
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Not Guily M'Lud. Although i did do something along these lines ages ago, and it just didnt work.
Hence , im unlikely to ever find this particular one funny.
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16 Mar 2003, 00:35
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vole vo koshe avec moi?
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 261
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Aahahahahaha.. Hah..
That inded was some thing great.. I wish i was a greek waiter..
:-S
- the zitoz
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round 4 :: 236:17 -- [trg] [reborn] "gambler zitoz of deaths casino"
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round 8 :: 028:07 -- [trg] [nfu] "i am tired of this"
round 9 :: 049:09 -- [wolves] [attitude] "i couldnt think of a fancy planet and ruler name"
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16 Mar 2003, 14:04
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by JBOY
blasphemy.
its original, and amusing
gimmick of the week award for sure.
i may even start stickying the daily installments.
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If I where you I would have started a long time ago. This a possible reason I'm no mod.
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16 Mar 2003, 14:21
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
Posts: 919
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This is so 'El Pinto Grande'.
Matrim
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16 Mar 2003, 16:46
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Has anybody thought that it might be a true story, whit a true person etc?
Anyways, it hugely funny!
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16 Mar 2003, 17:13
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The Bad Guy
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: East, East, East London
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That was ****, really.
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