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Gryffin · 7 May 2002, 20:05

"I know. Who would have thought? The sausages will never be able to beat my squiqonnastick. I do very good ones, you know." *Gryffin watches as the eyes of the crew slowly swivel in his direction.* "But I don't cook anymore. Oh no...."

7 May 2002, 22:10

Quote:

Originally posted by J-Kama-Ka-C
*J-Kama-Ka-C finally gets down to the galley

"Wow, a cooked meal!"

*"Yep, now arent you glad I spend all those credits buying he stuff to build it in the ship with ^_^"

Tseia · 9 May 2002, 19:59

"I can cook squigonastick! Just give me the code on the matter generator and i'll do them!" Tseia seems very, almost suspiciously, eager to please.

Gryffin · 9 May 2002, 21:54

"Sorry. I am afraid that the recipe for Squiqonnastick can only be revealed if you become at least an assitant chef at the honerable HrH. Ha!"

*Gryffin starts dancing around Tseia singing that he is a chef and Tseia isn't.*

10 May 2002, 02:08

To self: THe fool he left the computer to run the diagnotsitcs I AM THE COMPUTER BWHAHAHAHA.

*wo2 locks all computer locker comands off from any member of the crew but him self But is kind enough to teleport Midnights pillow to him.*

Maniacal_Intent · 10 May 2002, 05:36

Intent's red cordial induced state of hyperactivity wears off and he stops running. Wiping the sweat from his forehead with his hand he catches his breath for a few minutes...That seems to be very difficult, how odd, I wonder what's causing that.
Looking about all he can see are stars, planets and the stenciled words "S.S Idjit". Realization hits....Realization hits again....Realization waves its hand in front of Intent's eyes and says "anyone alive in there?".

"I'M OUTSIDE!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Intent suddenly subjected to the laws of physics in a manner that can only be called cartoonish starts to fly towards the back of the ship. Catching hold on a bulky outcropping of the hull he starts to claw his way to the airlock.

10 May 2002, 10:39

*Midi wonders where his pillow came from but shrugs if off and desides to take a nap*

Tseia · 10 May 2002, 19:23

Quote:

Originally posted by Gryffin

*Gryffin starts dancing around Tseia singing that he is a chef and Tseia isn't.*

"so what's my job on this ship then?"

Evil_Ginge · 10 May 2002, 19:52

*ginge scans from his small one man bunker on the bridge and shoots a couple of crewmen dead with the turret

Gryffin · 10 May 2002, 20:28

"You....are a.....cook!!"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 10 May 2002, 22:03

*The captain sneaks away from the table to the can machine and despenses a 6 pack of Fanta Grape into his ownership

Maniacal_Intent · 11 May 2002, 03:30

Intent tries to open the starboard airlock, unfortunately he isnt using the standard procedure of 'Cycle airlock, open door, get in, yada yada yada'...He's forcefully trying to remove the door. After pulling on the hatch for some time it's torn off and several throwaway red-shirts get sucked out into the void.Climbing in Intent looks for some way to seal the hole. Not seeing any readily available heplaces warning signs saying "Danger, slippery floor" in some of the adjoining corridors before going to his personal quaters.

11 May 2002, 04:04

*Midi woke up in the security camera room while Intent was prying his way into the ship and wonders why he didn't just ring the door bell.. Then wonders what hes doing in the securty camra room.*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 11 May 2002, 13:18

*The captain, is just heading for his quarters when he comes across the danger slippery floor sign, he sets down his cans of Fanta, and makes sure no one is looking, then takes a running dive on to the patch of floor, landing with a thud and realising the floor is far from slippy, he looks at his pile of cans and has an idea

Tseia · 11 May 2002, 17:16

Quote:

Originally posted by Gryffin
"You....are a.....cook!!"

"Aw..."

Tseia goes off to the kitchen to sulk.

12 May 2002, 20:47

*wo2 sends many droids to try and block the door*

Gryffin · 14 May 2002, 20:31

*Gryffin tries to slide across the floor as well, but only slides across Kama.*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 14 May 2002, 23:45

"Met, mmff mmf mmee"
-come the muffled screams of the captain

Tseia · 15 May 2002, 20:04

Tseia decides that enough sulking is enough, and decides to fetch his suitcase and find his new quarters.

Maniacal_Intent · 16 May 2002, 00:38

Having not visited his quarters in some time Intent starts dusting.
and dusting.
and dusting.

<Several hours later>

And the Universe Exploded with one last tremendous...Oops sorry we seem to have gone too far ahead.

<Some Time Previous>

Putting down the duster Intent turns on the ventilation and watches as a large cloud of dust is sucked out of his room. In the cleaning mood he starts dsting the entire ship.

Evil_Ginge · 16 May 2002, 08:46

*a minigun pops ou of one of the sides of the minibunker on the bridge and it starts firing

J-Kama-Ka-C · 16 May 2002, 19:27

*J-Kama-Ka-C eventually manages to throw Gryffin off him, then takes the remain cans and heads up to the bridge

Maniacal_Intent · 17 May 2002, 03:17

Hearing gunfire Intent Pauses on the other side of the bridge door. Deciding that walking in would not be conducive to long life he leaves the bridge cleaning for another day and jaunts off down to the brig.

17 May 2002, 03:59

In another sector of the ship, a cloaking device de-activates, and Qazok appears for a moment, looking around. Sudenly, a door opens nearby, and he re-cloaks himself. All of this happens while he is thinking, "I have speant ten years on this ship, and not a damned person here is smarter than my dog..." Qazok turns, and while still cloaked... looks under that hott blondes skirt that is walking past. Resuming his life as an observer.

Evil_Ginge · 17 May 2002, 06:31

*the bunkers miniguns conrine firing, ginge has now killed most of the bridge crew

17 May 2002, 10:14

*Midi finaly comes out of his slumber and desides to go to the gally to get some food.. While on his way he notices the ship is sparkly clean.. "Hmm, this doesn't seem right , its not a ship if it doens't have a little dust somewhere!" Midi stops and orders the replicator to make him a bag of dust and starts to toss some here and there.. a few corradors later he see's a hot blond Ensign, stops tossing dust, and hides the bag behind his back. She pass's him and Midi stumbles while turning to look dumping the whole bag of dust out which immeadiatly takes a humanoid shape... " ACK!!!.. Were being invaided by invisable people!!!!!!!!!!.... " Midi jumps the figure and beats it sensless then drags it to the brig... "Captain your needed in the Brig."*

Evil_Ginge · 17 May 2002, 10:22

*ginge speaks over the intercom

"sir, i would advise you wouldn't go anywhere near the bridge, i have set up a very advanced bunker to combat these invisible people, only i can fit in here so the bridge is safe"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 17 May 2002, 13:05

"Oh very well, we can transfer control to engineering... but one question, if there is only room for you in there, how do the invisible people get in?"

Evil_Ginge · 17 May 2002, 13:09

"i ment room for only me in the bunker on the bridge, it is a one man thing, leave all weapons under my control, external and internal, i am the only one they can't get to"

Gryffin · 17 May 2002, 21:48

"What if you are one of their spies?"

Evil_Ginge · 17 May 2002, 21:57

"1 i am visible, and two i have been a part of this crew as second in command since we left spaceport"

18 May 2002, 03:47

Qazok plots a plan to assasinate the Captain of the ship... but he has to come uncloaked to fire... hmmz....

Maniacal_Intent · 18 May 2002, 10:44

Focused on his dusting spree, Intent nips into the science labs and starts dusting everything. Knocking over several vials full of coloured water he dusts them and the liquids too. Real trouble happens when he knocks over some other vials containing pretty liquids that arent water.
Running into a single pool the mess evaporates and dissapears up the vents where it mixes with the dust with several snazzy , and rather pricey, light effects. As the light dies down the dust has formed its own awareness and sentience. now it ponders what to do...

Tseia · 18 May 2002, 11:21

Tseia enters his quarters, trips over the carpet and lands on the bed. He can't be bothered to get up, and, in a typical fatigued way, falls asleep.

Gryffin · 19 May 2002, 20:34

"Good enough reasons for me."

*Gryffin turns away from Ginge, and finds himself face to face with the Multi-coloured Dust Monster, who tries to strike up a conversation about macadamia nuts.*

Evil_Ginge · 19 May 2002, 20:55

*the sensor systems notice gryffin and a dust monster is on the bridge and open fire

Gryffin · 19 May 2002, 21:03

[ooc] I was at the door. Really. I am not that much of an idiot. Probably. 9 out of 10 times I am not. And I was really stupid about 3 times ago, so I probably wasn't that stupid.

[/ooc]

Evil_Ginge · 19 May 2002, 21:58

[ooc] i have control of all weapons systems on the ship [/ooc]

Maniacal_Intent · 20 May 2002, 05:53

Dusting wildly in the battle bridge, Intent accidentally dusts the 'Saucer seperation' button and the main bridges docking clamps unlock.

Evil_Ginge · 20 May 2002, 07:11

[ooc] this looks nothing like the enterprise, or in fact any starfleet vessle [/ooc]

*as the docking clamps unlock, the small dinner saucer dissataches itself from the hull of the ship

Maniacal_Intent · 20 May 2002, 07:36

OOC| So? Reality has never stopped us before |

Finishing up the cleaning of the secondary bridge Intent runs out the door and dissapears into the medilab. having nothing better to do he switches all the labels on the medicine bottles.

Evil_Ginge · 20 May 2002, 09:02

[ooc] if u want a parrallel, its more like red dwarf, the computer enhanced version of it that is, so u have just released a small dinner saucer [/ooc]

Tseia · 20 May 2002, 19:00

The sleeping Tseia rolls over.

(stupid exams).

Gryffin · 20 May 2002, 21:24

Quote:

Originally posted by Tseia

(stupid exams).

I totally agree with you.

J-Kama-Ka-C · 21 May 2002, 21:11

(I second the total agreement)

*The captain surprised to end up back at the galley comes up with a cunning plan
"I have a cunning plan!"
*looks round and is disappointed when there is no one about to ask him "is it as cunning as..."

*He borrows several sacks of flour and hauls them to the enviromental controls

Maniacal_Intent · 22 May 2002, 01:17

Mucking around in the replicator labs Intent materialises and dematerialises a variety of stuff.

Tseia · 22 May 2002, 07:35

Ah! My last exams today!

The sleeping Tseia wakes up, yawns, stretches, and exits the room.

The flour thrown at the environmental controls seems to have dematerialised and rematerialised over Tseia. He is completely covered in white flour, and has a puzzled look on his face. Things like this don't usually happen...

J-Kama-Ka-C · 22 May 2002, 21:17

*Kama pours the remaining sacks of flour into the vent, resulting in a thin layer of flour covering all the decks
"...there now we can see the invisible attackers footprints"
*When he tries to open the door and leave he finds himself flour'd-in

Gryffin · 22 May 2002, 21:23

[ooc] My last is on the 27 of June. Isn't that just terrible [ooc]

*Gryffin finds half the corridors have suddenly become full of flour, so begins to sweep it up.*

Maniacal_Intent · 23 May 2002, 00:20

Bursting out of the labs Intent sinks up to his waist in flour.

"What the...Snow! Winter came early this year!"

<A few quick replications later>

Intent wizzes through the flour covered interior of the ship on skis hitting non-essential crew with the ski poles as he passes them.