The star ship Idiot

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*The captains gives up and drags all the eggs into his basket then runs off down another jefferies tube to hide them all

[Tseia]

Tseia wakes up, and looks around. The blurred shapes that make up the ceiling swim around, before colliding above his head. He notices a light. He remembers something he heard somewhere...

Go towards the light, my son...

He drifts upwards towards the light, then suddenly realises what he is doing.

It had been a long time since he had flown like that, and it would have to stop. Flying without thinking was never a good thing....

He swoops towards the doorway, and flattens himself against the wall, as the door slides slowly open. A quick blue shimmer as he becomes invisible, and a figure walks into the medical room.

Passing behind them, he runs quickly towards the nearest door. Out of the air comes a pale ball of light, which moves towards the ident-pad to the side of the door. The door slides open and Tseia walks quickly inside, making sure it closes behind him.

Only then does he look around the room, and only then does he reappear.

[Evil_Ginge]

*ginge wakes up and picks up a fork, he then throws the fork at a alien who just happened to be beaming onto the ship at that point.

"wow, i wondered why the voices told me to "use the forks""

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin runs after Kama, and switches his empty basket for his full one, and then goes off to have a feast.*

Attieon attieon Gryfinn is a cheater

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*J-Kama-Ka-C keeps getting the feeling he's missing something, he looks about, spots Gryffin and asks him if he's seen any cheaters around

[Tseia]

Tseia carefully neutralises all electronics in the room with his EMP device, before setting up his own, natural version of technology, made of an organic substance, and carefully, opens its lid.

A picture of the bridge appears on a screen, and Tseia touches one of the chairs. The image fades, and Tseia fades with it, and the organic machine closes up and vanishes with a pop.

He reappears on the bridge sitting on the chair.

*Midi blinks as the sensors go haywire for a second and then back to normal.... "UUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM"*

D.umb runs op the bridge and throws bunny's at random crew members

*Midi see's a bunny in engineering "...OHHHHHHHHHh NOOOOOOOOOOO you dont!! Cant you read that sign over there( presses a few buttons) It says!.. " NO Bunnies in Engineering!" picks up the bunny and throws it through a telepad in random location mode...The bunny exits at teh bridge coincidently hitting D.umb in the back of the head.*

[Maniacal_Intent]

After pumping his body full of Anti-toxins Intent is reassured that he is in fine physical health and puts recent scares behind him. Walking out of the med bay he sees a couple of rabbits bounce by. thinking nothing of it he makes his way back to the bridge and passes 1973 more bunnies on the way.
Unable to shake the thought that he has somehow missed something he walks onto the bridge to find it, relatively, bunny free. Grabbing a stray rabbit off his console Intent shoves it in the vacuum tube messaging system and sends it down to Engineering. Sitting at his Comm Console he makes the ship's speakers begin to emit Elevator Muzak.

a dimesional rift opens on the bridge and a figure comes hurtling out and crashes onto the floor. Picking himself up, tintirithni shakes his fist at the closing rift.
"YEAH, WELL IF YOU'RE SO OMNIPOTENT WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YOURSELF A CURE FOR BAD BREATH!!!!!"
as the rift seals itself, tintirithni looks around at the place he has been left
"hey! i recognise this place ... oh no ... looks like she got the last laugh! WOMEN!!!"
tinti turns to Tseia. "Excuse me, do i know you? Never mind, i've been gone some time."
tinti walks out of the room, mumbling something about security and a weapons locker

*d.umb gets up*

Where the F*CK did that bunny came form ??!

*throws the bunny into a garbage disposal shaft*

[Tseia]

Originally posted by tintirithni

tinti turns to Tseia. "Excuse me, do i know you? Never mind, i've been gone some time."

"No, I don't think so..."

Tseia wanders around the bridge aimlessly, and spies J-Kama.

*Midi hears a :THUMP: behind him and turns around.. "Ohhhhhhhhhh... you think your so smart eh.. sneeking into engineering through the vac tubes.." stuffs if back in the tube and presses the send button*

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*The Captain waves at the security camera he's probably being spied through and crawls down another jefferies tube with his egg hamper, returning only moments later to pull faces at the camera and try and catch it off guard...

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin runs onto the bridge with the basket, and starts throwing the eggs at people. What they do with them is not his problem. This does not, however, prevent him eating half of the them.*

[Maniacal_Intent]

Hearing a loud thump, Intent reaches over and grabs the message container out of the vac tubes, unscrews the top removes the message, rescrews the top and fires the message tube into space, As per standard procedure.
Dragging his eyes away from the badly scripted day-time soap he reads the message.

"<Insert whatever noise a bunny makes here>"

[Demon Dave]

*DD wakes up again after falling asleep at his station again*

"huh? wha-? what'd i miss?"

[Tseia]

Tseia sits down somewhere, and asks DD whether he could have a job?

nothing. nothing at all *wo2 sees the new arvial*

INTRUDER ALRET INTRUDER ALERT. Deploying marshmallow throwing robots.

*Midi runs Procedure 14alpha (seal engineering) and runs an internal sensor sweet to determin risks and location..

Sensor report_______________________________
Scans negative.........bots destination<Bridge>
Occupants... Standard bridge crew and Tseia
End report_________________________________

*Grabs a repair kit and heads off to repair wo2's core*

*BOOOOM*

Nooo !! Get outa there!

[Tseia]

Tseia notices a flashing light somewhere and, Fast Fd Joint-esque, finds a corner and goes to sleep.

*Midi looks around*

<ooc> where did the boom come from ? <ooc>

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin sits in his chair at the back of the Bridge, wondering if he should bother finishing the Spam-Cannon, his new invention for his fighter which confuses and disorentates enemy fighters with useless information, making them crash into each other. He is worried that if this should reach the hands of the enemy, they would all be lost.*

*wo2 seals himself off*

Stay away scary person.

* (miniconvo)=Midi has a conversation with wo2*

* "wo2 you've been malfunctioning a good bit latly..mostly forgeting the normal enhabitants of the ship.. All I'm going to do is replace a few Micron transistors and youll be as good as new... I'm only going to help you.. Going around sending Marshmellow throwing robots after a good passenger and possable crewman, isnt a good thing. You could put someones eye out. (opens his case and pulls out a Phase Micron transport spanner and presses the code to open the processing hatch).*

[Maniacal_Intent]

Oblivious to anything and anyone else on the bridge Intent dances in his chair after finiding a decent deep space radio station. Playing it through his Limited Edition CO Headphones he freaks out some nearby red shirts who think the 'Singing Dacincing Virus" has made a comeback.

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*The captain returns to the bridge, carefully ducking out of the way as a couple red-shirt clad ensigns

(Not to forget that red became the colour of capts, first officers and admirals at some point... of course they also stared to limit away missions to main characters from then, heh. Though on this anyone above 'red shirt class' gets to design their own uniform)

[Gryffin]

I want a purple one

[KraKto$is8]

do i have to wear something?

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

"hmm.. I'll consult the star ship manual guidelines for uniform where personal choice has been implemented...hmm... well it mentions a minimum of regulation boots and what ever equipment is required for his or her task, ah and you need something to pin your rank pins into, so no liberal nudity on my ship!"

[KraKto$is8]

"I have a task? Wow!"

* KraK decides to stay in what he is wearing *

tinti walks into the brig
"aaaah, home! now, where's my locker? Here we are!"
tinti opens the brig's weapons locker and pulls out an assortment of weaponry. Stowing the rest of his weaponry about his person, tinti winches a heavy proton cannon onto a bench and starts installing a gravitational nullifier to make it light enough to carry; while he's at it he adds a multiphasing beam intensifier and enhances the power supply with inter-dimensional anti-matter collectors (obtained as part of his recent divorce settlement from the interdimensional being that abducted him and dumped him back here again).
"hmm, estimated damage potential of the new weapon ... equal to a quantum torpedo - and double the rate of fire! haha! muwahaha! muwahahahaha! ... er ... most satisfactory for anti-intruder usage. Yes.

<ooc> Is it just me or did we all go on shoreleave at an odd time?<ooc>

*Midi pulls a pillow out of his console locker and takes a nap while the computer finishes diagnostics on a new system.*

[Maniacal_Intent]

Due to several neutron particle distortions Intent ends up in galley. A little confused on how he got there and even more vauge on what he was doing before he punches in the key combination for 'Red cordial'.

<55 bottles later>

The ships security sensors pick up something moving through the corridors but are unable to get a fix on it as it doesnt remaiin still for the 0.843748 picoseconds it needs to do so.

[Tseia]

Tseia wakes up, and sees a lot of purple.

"Wha...?"

Pressing a button on his waist, he teleports to right beside J-Kama-Ka-C.

"Erm, hi, can I have a job?"

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

"Gaaah! Don't appear right next to people.."
*The captain pries himself off the console he just latched on to
"..hmm job.. lets see, I don't know if we have a teleport engineer... we're generally better off because of it. I don't think there is a science officer right now.. we go through them like Kirk does red shirts... you can take any job you find available"

[Tseia]

"Ooo, ta!"

Tseia wanders off to look for a job.

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin surripitously (sp?) slips a chef's hat onto Tseia's head, and soon he is over-run by crew wanting food.*

<ooc> I was about to sujest the Crew Chef possition<ooc>

*Midi wakes up to a large crowd rushing down the hall and wonders off to see where they are going*

[Evil_Ginge]

*ginge looks out from his seat,which he has barricaded, and turned into a small one person fortress

[Tseia]

"Ooo, cooking..."

Tseia rushes off to the kitchens, and soon has produced a huge three course meal catering for the whole crew. For starters, there is a delicious soup that peculiarly changes flavour depending on the drinker. For the main dish, a roast chicken which tastes just like real chicken (it being synthetic as there may be vegetarians, and where is Tseia going to get hold of a live chicken in space?) with gravy and potatos, and for pudding an amazing dark chocolate mousse with cream.

Tseia serves it up within a few minutes, and when asked how he did it just ignores you and gives a sausage on a stick to chew.

*Midi reaches over and grabs Tsiea.. " I hate chicken.. could ya make mine beef?" then puts him back down on his feet.. takes a seat and waits for him to synthisize beef........"Ya know the last ship I was on the synthisizer lost the makeup for beef and all i had was chicken for 1 year strait... was one smeg of a year at that.."*

[Tseia]

Tseia coughs, and looks embarrassed.

"I think we have also lost it.... but I'll go check now yes very quick don't worry." Tseia runs off.

*Midi Smiles.. "Ok" eats on the entrees*

[Tseia]

Tseia hurries back, with a large platter of what looks like cabbage. he is very out of breath, and seems to have run a lot further than the kitchen.

"Here... is... your... beef... puff... phew..." he spurts before collapsing.

*Midi sniffs the cabbage like substance then takes a bite.. ".............hmmm. not bad.. tastes like beef, feals like beef, smells like beef, but doesnt looks like beef.?" (makes a note to fix the physical properties generator). Start eating.. "Oh, BTW, Thanx Tseia. ^_^"*

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*J-Kama-Ka-C finally gets down to the galley

"Wow, a cooked meal!"