Riding cars with girls

[Baron Morte]

You are in the passenger seat of a car. The owner of the car must pick up a female, which by no means is his gf or anything in a 50mile radius of that. Are you supposed to jump to the back seats?
Whenever i am in a car with my mates there is no such a thing, which I find most stupid, but the other day i was in the car chatting along with this guy who studies with me, and he was going to pick up a girl, and he told me to go to the back seat. There where still 2 more blokes to go in the same car. I am 1,85m, the girl is like 1,60, which makes it absolutely illogical. The front seat if the biggest bloke, when the car is to be at its maximum capacity. Its a clear rule. In the end i had to go packed like sardine in a 1.0 car with 2 other blokes, a crisis which could be easily averted by the use of intelligence.

[JonnyBGood]

Put sugar in his petrol tank.

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

Put sugar in his petrol tank.

So i am right in this one eh?
I knew it!

[roadrunner_0]

you are all forgetting the rule of shotgun fs

[JonnyBGood]

Right? It's illogical yes, but it's a cultural thing concerning women which won't be affected by anything you do (in all likelihood) so annoying one of your friends in order to be right is fairly pointless.

[JC]

you are all forgetting the rule of shotgun fs

Girls win no matter what?

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by roadrunner_0

you are all forgetting the rule of shotgun fs

There are no shotguns in this story, sorry. I might rewrite it just for you and insert some guns and change the title to something more suitable, like bikini girls with shotguns

[JonnyBGood]

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

There are no shotguns in this story, sorry. I might rewrite it just for you and insert some guns and change the title to something more suitable, like bikini girls with shotguns

Do they not have that expression where you are or is this ironing again?

[Billy No Mates]

Stab her in the leg with a pencil.

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

Right? It's illogical yes, but it's a cultural thing concerning women which won't be affected by anything you do (in all likelihood) so annoying one of your friends in order to be right is fairly pointless.

You see, this made no sense whatsoever

because its a cultural thing it means its right? I hope you are not trying to mean this.

[roadrunner_0]

shotgun clearly states:
the first person to see the front seat of the car, and call 'shotgun' cannot be displaced, even with the collusion of the driver (wow, i said collusion) for anybody, not even the drivers GF.

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by Billy No Mates

Stab her in the leg with a pencil.

She isnt the main issue, although she could have said "no, its ok, ill go in the back seat", but the ? bloke which was behind the wheel.

[JonnyBGood]

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

You see, this made no sense whatsoever

because its a cultural thing it means its right? I hope you are not trying to mean this.

No, I mean your friend is probably too set in his ways to change and the effort you'd have to put in to change his mind and the risk of pissing him off would not be worth the reward of escaping ten minutes of mild discomfort.

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by roadrunner_0

shotgun clearly states:
the first person to see the front seat of the car, and call 'shotgun' cannot be displaced, even with the collusion of the driver (wow, i said collusion) for anybody, not even the drivers GF.

This is not helping much

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

No, I mean your friend is probably too set in his ways to change and the effort you'd have to put in to change his mind and the risk of pissing him off would not be worth the reward of escaping ten minutes of mild discomfort.

So, I am right? la la la

Well, anyways, hes a german sob that is too (opposite of open-minded) to learn anything, he will prolly fail at anything he does due to lack of adaptation.

[Intrepid00]

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

You are in the passenger seat of a car. The owner of the car must pick up a female, which by no means is his gf or anything in a 50mile radius of that. Are you supposed to jump to the back seats?
Whenever i am in a car with my mates there is no such a thing, which I find most stupid, but the other day i was in the car chatting along with this guy who studies with me, and he was going to pick up a girl, and he told me to go to the back seat. There where still 2 more blokes to go in the same car. I am 1,85m, the girl is like 1,60, which makes it absolutely illogical. The front seat if the biggest bloke, when the car is to be at its maximum capacity. Its a clear rule. In the end i had to go packed like sardine in a 1.0 car with 2 other blokes, a crisis which could be easily averted by the use of intelligence.

Problem: He likes her, at least to look at.

Solution: Get a job bum and get your own wheels.

[roadrunner_0]

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

This is not helping much

you should have called shotgun then

[acropolis]

chicks go in the back. only rule i've ever seen. i guess if she's giving head during the drive or something then it would make sense to put her up front; but it would make more sense for both of them to move to the back.

Anyway what you really want is a way to stop him from sending you to the back, and that's easy.

Do the whipping motion and go "k-thwack" whenever he tells you to get in the back. I'm going to assume all the guys in the backseat don't want your fatass back there either, so recruit them to help. I'd recommend *cough*whipped*cough*s from them, while you keep doing the whip thing. Guys are putty.

[Nodrog]

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

Right? It's illogical yes, but it's a cultural thing concerning women which won't be affected by anything you do (in all likelihood) so annoying one of your friends in order to be right is fairly pointless.

Yeah keep trading every last drop of your integrity for the apporval of those around you, I'm sure when wake up on that cold grey autumn morning just after your 40th birthday and realise that your entire life has been a lie it will all be worthwhile.

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by Nodrog

Yeah keep trading every last drop of your integrity for the apporval of those around you, I'm sure when wake up on that cold grey autumn morning just after your 40th birthday and realise that your entire life has been a lie it will all be worthwhile.

He'll be living the dream.

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by Intrepid00

Problem: He likes her, at least to look at.

Solution: Get a job bum and get your own wheels.

Oh, so its not a rule by any means?
Phew! I thought the world was going maaaaaaaaaaaaddd1!!!!111

I do have a job, but i am only 20 and cant afford one

[JonnyBGood]

Originally Posted by Nodrog

Yeah keep trading every last drop of your integrity for the apporval of those around you, I'm sure when wake up on that cold grey autumn morning just after your 40th birthday and realise that your entire life has been a lie it will all be worthwhile.

You have no friends.

[Marilyn Manson]

There's a gay porn film called 'Riding boys in cars.'

[MrL_JaKiri]

Muslim needs to paradigm the metatalk with joinedupthinking

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by Nodrog

Yeah keep trading every last drop of your integrity for the apporval of those around you, I'm sure when wake up on that cold grey autumn morning just after your 40th birthday and realise that your entire life has been a lie it will all be worthwhile.

This sounds incredibly idealist. Not much pratic though. If I where to make every little thing that i think about stuff matter, i would prolly end up alone anyways. So what do you prefer? Fake friends of no friends at all?

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

There's a gay porn film called 'Riding boys in cars.'

there is a drew barrymore movie called riding boys in the back seat of cars...no, it was more like
back seat with boys.......riding cars with boys?
i cant be arsed to IMD it.

[JonnyBGood]

Or you can look past the small things that don't matter.

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

Or you can look past the small things that don't matter.

It mattered to me. I found that stupid and utterly pointless. And right now i am hating this bloke. but i am going to put up with him everytime i need a free ride, thats why the "fake friends" bit.

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

there is a drew barrymore movie called riding boys in the back seat of cars...

But that doesn't have any gay porn in it therefore it is piss poor.

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

But that doesn't have any gay porn in it therefore it is piss poor.

Most people dont really dig on man porn

[roadrunner_0]

seriously, i only have actual friends and aquaintences, get rid of the fake friends thing, they are not worth it.

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

Most people dont really dig on man porn

That's because most people are shit.

btw, what's this topic about?

[JonnyBGood]

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

It mattered to me. I found that stupid and utterly pointless. And right now i am hating this bloke. but i am going to put up with him everytime i need a free ride, thats why the "fake friends" bit.

You hate him because he asked you to ride in the back seat of the car so a bird could sit in comfort up front? ****ing hell, remind me never to piss you off heh.

[Intrepid00]

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

You hate him because he asked you to ride in the back seat of the car so a bird could sit in comfort up front? ****ing hell, remind me never to piss you off heh.

If she sat in the back, he could have gaulked over her as well in the mirror.

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by roadrunner_0

seriously, i only have actual friends and aquaintences, get rid of the fake friends thing, they are not worth it.

In this case it will give me free rides. See?

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by Intrepid00

If she sat in the back, he could have gaulked over her as well in the mirror.

No entry found for gaulked.

Did you mean caulked?

Suggestions:
caulked
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galled
gulled
hulked
sulked
garlicked
galeed
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balked
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gulfed
gulped
talked
walked

[roadrunner_0]

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

In this case it will give me free rides. See?

i only get in the cars of ppl i know and trust, mere aquaintences do not make this list

[Apothos]

I always sit in the front, however, me sitting in the front is like you sitting in the back; and me sitting in the back, is like you sitting in the boot. :/

(I thought girls preferred the back seat anyway.)

[I am Idler]

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

You are in the passenger seat of a car. The owner of the car must pick up a female, which by no means is his gf or anything in a 50mile radius of that. Are you supposed to jump to the back seats?
Whenever i am in a car with my mates there is no such a thing, which I find most stupid, but the other day i was in the car chatting along with this guy who studies with me, and he was going to pick up a girl, and he told me to go to the back seat. There where still 2 more blokes to go in the same car. I am 1,85m, the girl is like 1,60, which makes it absolutely illogical. The front seat if the biggest bloke, when the car is to be at its maximum capacity. Its a clear rule. In the end i had to go packed like sardine in a 1.0 car with 2 other blokes, a crisis which could be easily averted by the use of intelligence.

The guy who studies is obviously in love and fancies this useless bint. But I doubt the useless bint has any interest in him as he is a useless student who hits on a useless bint.

The bint will shag someone he knows one day and he might kill himself and go away.

The fron seat is for the biggest bloke, not the useless bint

[Madina]

my view on car front seat politics
- tallest in the front (unless its not me)
- shotgun is invalid (unless declared by me)
- girls dont get priority to front seat (unless drivers g/f ofc (but as a side note, if you know the drivers g/f quite well then you dont need to move - unless your a gentleman))

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally Posted by roadrunner_0

you are all forgetting the rule of shotgun fs

Shotgun rules!!?

[madi]

you think the girl should be squished up between a couple of guys on the back seat?
is she a hooker?

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

there is a drew barrymore movie called riding boys in the back seat of cars...no, it was more like
back seat with boys.......riding cars with boys?
i cant be arsed to IMD it.

That's what the title's spoofing you raging tomfoolerist.

[Cynical Oracle]

What's so hookery about that? If a girl picked me up and stuffed me in the back seat with two chicks I would be happy.

[Apothos]

Originally Posted by madi

you think the girl should be squished up between a couple of guys on the back seat?
is she a hooker?

I believe a lass has an equal right to be squished up on the back seat of a car as a lad has.

[Dante Hicks]

If she was a hooker, would that make it any better?

Is it OK to make prostitutes feel uncomfortable? Do all whores like to be mistreated? Can I quote you in court?

[madi]

if she is being hired to get groped by a bunch of guys in the back of a car i see that as acceptable

[Aviendha]

Either she gets carsick and thus front seat is preferable - i'm sure not only for her but for all passengers.
Or she didn't know any of you lot bar the driver, and he correctly figured it wouldn't be nice for her to be squished between 2 unknown blokes.

Get over it.

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by madi

you think the girl should be squished up between a couple of guys on the back seat?
is she a hooker?

Well, why should I be squished in the back?

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by Aviendha

Either she gets carsick and thus front seat is preferable - i'm sure not only for her but for all passengers.
Or she didn't know any of you lot bar the driver, and he correctly figured it wouldn't be nice for her to be squished between 2 unknown blokes.

Get over it.

Well they are not unknown..... there was absolutely no reason for that.