body disposal

[clarencetheclockworkcake]

Here is the situation: You have a corpse to get rid of. It doesn't matter how you got it. It's still got all its limbs and probably most of its blood, being relatively fresh. How do you get rid of it without getting caught?

Also, you live in a reasonably populated city or suburb, not a remote rural area.

methods below please.

[MrL_JaKiri]

Acid bath.

Going somewhere remote (driving++) then burning it.

Cut off the head and hands, burn those, dump the body.

etc.

[Baron Morte]

chop it and flush it down the toilet. It takes aprox. 5 hours with a proper set of tools.

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

Acid bath.

Going somewhere remote (driving++) then burning it.

Cut off the head and hands, burn those, dump the body.

etc.

how can a regular citizen take control of a barrel of acid?

[clarencetheclockworkcake]

but dennis neilson got caught becuase the body parts got stuck. and how can you give a time?

[Leshy]

Cut the body apart into fairly small pieces, pack them in airtight bags, and dispose of them in your regular garbage bags over the course of several weeks.

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by clarencetheclockworkcake

but dennis neilson got caught becuase the body parts got stuck. and how can you give a time?

whos dennis neilson?

[Snurx]

[Verse 1]
Let's talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self new first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the ****in' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass
With flesh covered in leeches
And throw the bags away
In various trash bins in different areas
This shit's hilarious
Nobody notices some asshole taking out the garbage
Who would know it's a carcass?
Even if they were focusing 'cause the plastic bag is dark kid
And even the nosy bitch wouldn't open it, it make no sense
And if you do it just before a trash pick up
The bodies hauled away before it decays and stinks up
It won't be noticed but literally turns up other shit
And ya bag is in the middle buried right under it
Especially if you double-bagged it
Ya victim'll stay a faggot in fragments forever stagnet

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?

[Verse 2]
Bodies begin to stink within an hour of death
And if it's warm outside then it's quicker for the sour stench to leak out
the flesh
So think about the steps
You taking killing and be willing to consider the best
Be extra careful and grab an aerosol can of pepper spray
to coat the pieces the smell is unbearable
Hold the first layer of bag beautifully
that'll keep animals from tearing open the bag to get to the meat
Squirrels, dogs, and birds
Officers with dogs that smell won't find shit when they thrown off the scent
You could hang a **** upside down in ya tub
And slit his throat from ear to ear to remove a large amount of blood
Most of it'll gush out on a tunnel once
But to get that last couple of pints drained work his arms like pumps
For dismemberment gentlemen I recommend
heavy duty brawn saws that cut through gendleums like pendulums
But if you want to take your time don't rush it
either cut each piece off like Pizza Hut pizza with a rusty cleaver
Then put each piece up in a freezer
Take out the trash in a couple of days the stench of decomposition's meager
And make sure there's no incriminating papers in the bag
Letters, receipts, anything with ya name they'll trace ya


I know it's obvious but you'd be amazed at how easy it is
to be sloppy with this even the Mafia slips

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills

[Hook]
Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat

Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let's talk about that!

[Brick Top from Snatch]

[Verse 3]
There's more choices to choose kid
Bury the corpse in the ground, bury it at sea or the pieces get distributed
When using the ground a shallow grave isn't allowed
'Cause the corpse'll be found when the stench of it lingers out
Make sure it's six feet deep or more
Construction sites work in formented
In what's cemented suspended beneath the floor
Using the sea has its potential sequentionally
The sea destroys all evidence eventually
But make sure that you tie a weight to the body to keep it from floating
around and being discovered by mistake
Drop it as far from shore as possible otherwise it'll pop up at low tide or
be seen by some fisherman's opticals
Distributing! Body parts is riveting
I explained it in verbs once forgive me if I begin again
A wood chipper turns a corpse into chopped meat
Spread it all over ya grass then water it down properly
Within a few days the cadaver's fertilizer
Your advisor's taught you ways of covering up murders wiser
Regardless how you tried these methods
Be careful with prints and rented equipment use cash and fake id's

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills

[Hook]
Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let's talk about that!

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

how can a regular citizen take control of a barrel of acid?

Make it yourself.

[Phang]

Jules: Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

[AllFather|away]

dump it in a bathtub filled with pee....

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

Make it yourself.

Right....
I was talking about regular citizens.

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by Phang

Jules: Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Of course, the ACTUAL Ezekiel 25:17 reads 'And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.'

And no, the bit before that in the quote isn't the preceeding verses.

[Apothos]

Attach to it one hundred and seven regular sized balloons filled with helium, and let it fly away under cover of darkness.

[Proteus]

Put it in a coffin with several large rocks, go out in a boat and drop it into the sea a hundred miles off the coast.

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

chop it and flush it down the toilet. It takes aprox. 5 hours with a proper set of tools.

It scares me that you know this.

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

Right....
I was talking about regular citizens.

Make it yourself.

It's not difficult, duder.

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by Phang

Jules: Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the n of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

between the times when the oceans drank atlantis, and the rise of the sons of aries, there was an age undreamed of, and onto this, conan, destined to bear the doomed crown of aquelonia upon a troubled brawl, its I, his chronicler, who alone can tell of his saga

let me tell you of the days of high adventures


right?

[Phang]

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

Of course, the ACTUAL Ezekiel 25:17 reads 'And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.'

And no, the bit before that in the quote isn't the preceeding verses.

bah, details.


oh, and muslim? no.

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by Baron Morte

between the times when the oceans drank atlantis, and the rise of the sons of aries, there was an age undreamed of, and onto this, conan, destined to bear the doomed crown of aquelonia upon a troubled brawl, its I, his chronicler, who alone can tell of his saga

let me tell you of the days of high adventures

The alien world of Mer is being devoured by dark water. Only Ren, a young prince, can stop it by finding the first thirteen treasures of rule. At his side is an unlikely, but loyal crew of misfits. At his back the evil pirate lord Bloth, who will stop at nothing to get the treasures for himself. Its high adventure with the Pirates of Dark Water!!!!!

[Demon Dave]

duh, do it like Brick Top said in Snatch. Chop the bugger up and feed him to a load of pigs, of course you have to have a load of pigs to start with...

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

The alien world of Mer is being devoured by dark water. Only Ren, a young prince, can stop it by finding the first thirteen treasures of rule. At his side is an unlikely, but loyal crew of misfits. At his back the evil pirate lord Bloth, who will stop at nothing to get the treasures for himself. Its high adventure with the Pirates of Dark Water!!!!!

mine was better because i took it out of one arnie movie, so, i win

[Phang]

MINE IS BETTER BECAUSE 1T COMES FROM PULP FICTION YOU ****ING ****

[LHC]

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

Make it yourself.

It's not difficult, duder.

Yes it is

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by LHC

Yes it is

No it isn't, depending on the strength and type of acid.


Oh, and try vomiting.

[LHC]

It must be difficult to make enough to get rid of a corpse

[Dante Hicks]

According to those idiotic chain e-mails that go round, Coca Cola can dissolve a steak, so I'd try that!

[LHC]

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

Of course, the ACTUAL Ezekiel 25:17 reads 'And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.'

It depends which version you read.

"I will execute great vengeance upon them with wrathful chastisements. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon them."

"I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful punishments. Then they shall know that I am the Lord, when I lay my vengeance on them."

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by LHC

It depends which version you read.

"I will execute great vengeance upon them with wrathful chastisements. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon them."

"I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful punishments. Then they shall know that I am the Lord, when I lay my vengeance on them."

I believe I quoted the KJ.

This is, however, irrelevent, because it definitely ISN'T

'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the n of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'

[Phang]

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

I believe I quoted the KJ.

This is, however, irrelevent, because it definitely ISN'T

'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the n of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'

frankly id rather trust quentin tarantino than jesus

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by Phang

frankly id rather trust quentin tarantino than jesus

NOBODY f*cks with the jesus.

That and jesus hadn't been born by that stage.

[LHC]

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

I believe I quoted the KJ.

This is, however, irrelevent, because it definitely ISN'T

'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the n of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'

You are right; I just wanted to be pedantic.

[IncubusGod]

I was wondering how long it'd take people to hi-jack this thread.

Why the hell do you bring this up clarencetheclockworkcake,what have you heard?!WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?!

Anyway. Buy a cheap old banger of a car. Take body and place in suitcase with bin bags lining it. Place in boot of said car.Hire motor boat for the weekend.Drive to coast .Place suitcase in boat and weigh it down with rocks.
Go out onto the sea and travel some large distance out. Dump case. Clean boat with seawater. Return boat. Burn car.

[Qdeathstar]

if your going to kill someone... make sure that your in right place to do it. If its out of rage, make sure to break evenything and take something of value, leave the body there. Try to make sure there are none of yor hairs where they shouldnt be and dont bite. If you have bitten, chop that part of the body up. but dont move the body, it makes it look like you cared. Then burn what you stole... and go about your business. If it happend in your house, come back an hour later, and call the cops and be hysterical.

[Qdeathstar]

burn your clothes aswell.

[LHC]

How on earth can you make sure that all of your hairs aren't where they shouldn't be?

[Dante Hicks]

If you had an unlimited time (e.g. you had a conveniently large freezer to store the body in) then it doesn't seem very hard to deal with a body. As Leshy said, you could do a bit at a time.

However, most situations seem to involve a certain time factor. Either way, I think I'd go for the cut up the body into managable pieces and then wrap in air-tight plastic bags, and dispose a bit at a time.

You'd probably need a hand from someone to help you though. Fortunately I've already got people to agree in advance to help me get rid of a body if necessary.

Just in case like.

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by Qdeathstar

if your going to kill someone... make sure that your in right place to do it. If its out of rage, make sure to break evenything and take something of value, leave the body there. Try to make sure there are none of yor hairs where they shouldnt be and dont bite. If you have bitten, chop that part of the body up. but dont move the body, it makes it look like you cared. Then burn what you stole... and go about your business. If it happend in your house, come back an hour later, and call the cops and be hysterical.

How the hell do you stop 'hairs being where they shouldn't be'? Why would you BITE THEM?

And so forth.

[Dante Hicks]

Hey, you've killed them, why not bite them as well?

edit : Or maybe he's giving advice for any vampires reading this forum.

[Leshy]

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

How the hell do you stop 'hairs being where they shouldn't be'?

Power Styling Gel

Why would you BITE THEM?

You know, in case you're craving a snack halfway through.

[Dante Hicks]

Originally Posted by Leshy

You know, in case you're craving a snack halfway through.

Hey, we've all been there.

[MrL_JaKiri]

That's why I take sandwiches when I'm cleaning.

[Leshy]

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

Hey, we've all been there.

Yes, but then not all of us have been nicknamed the Cookie Killer in the media

[Belgarath The Sorcerer]

This thread fails to deliver*




*ruined by ****ing stupid pretentious faggot's. You know who you are.

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by Belgarath The Sorcerer

This thread fails to deliver*

*ruined by ****ing stupid pretentious faggot's. You know who you are.

Yeah DANTE

ps

lol idi's fat

[Leshy]

Originally Posted by Belgarath The Sorcerer

*ruined by ****ing stupid pretentious faggot's. You know who you are.

I'm not pretentious. I'm great. Worship me.

[MrL_JaKiri]

I can't be pretentious, I quoted the Pirates of Dark Water theme

[KraKto$is8]

I'm surprised no-one's suggested eating the body yet.

[Leshy]

Originally Posted by KraKto$is8

I'm surprised no-one's suggested eating the body yet.

Actually, cannibalism would provide you with a sense of insanity if you get caught by the authorities. That may reduce your jailtime or even put you in a psychiatric institute, rather than prison.

It does have advantages.

[Qdeathstar]

some sadanists bite there victims as they kill them, a sign of agression. And when you fighting who knows what can happen. (Mike tyson anyone)

As far as the hair, im saying the murder weapon. Clean it off, then dirty it off again. If its your house, you hair will be a ok.

[KraKto$is8]

That's why I was suprised it hadn't been mentioned. It would also cut down on living costs.