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Unread 8 Feb 2003, 22:33   #1
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Balloon sex fetishists required

What is the attraction of Balloon sex?


I mean as in Balloon porn
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Unread 8 Feb 2003, 22:35   #2
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I'm into long, shiny and red/purple hair - not "Balloon Sex".
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if you let them go.......they make a funny noise!

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Does this stuff exist? I doubt you'll find anybody that enjoys it on here, if it does.
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Does this stuff exist? I doubt you'll find anybody that enjoys it on here, if it does.
I have found a website. it exists.

So does clockwork women sex
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I have no clue.

They make a nice sound when the air is taken out slowly?

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care to explain to us why you were looking?
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Perhaps you should be more explicit in your question?

Does it involve sticking your sticky out bit in a baloon?

Or perhaps inserting a baloon and inflating it? (male or female)

Not that I have ever had the inclination to perform either?
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Perhaps you should be more explicit in your question?

Does it involve sticking your sticky out bit in a baloon?

Or perhaps inserting a baloon and inflating it? (male or female)

Not that I have ever had the inclination to perform either?
Its where you get a balloon, any balloon, and sort of have it sitting there while your doing it.


Clockwork-women sex is more complicated.
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Btw, what is clockwork women sex?
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Its where you get a balloon, any balloon, and sort of have it sitting there while your doing it.


Clockwork-women sex is more complicated.

Dare I ask what clockwork-women sex is like?

Doing a women while watching the time tick away?!?
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Its where you get a balloon, any balloon, and sort of have it sitting there while your doing it.


Clockwork-women sex is more complicated.
Doesn't do a lot for me, I prefer the sort of ordinairy boring kinda sex where me and the missus get it on.
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Its like where the woman struts about with and "Old-style-loud-ticking-clock" strapped to the back of her head so you can't see it and supposedly it sounds as if she is clockwork or something.
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Unread 9 Feb 2003, 02:44   #14
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From what i know about it its the feel/sound of it rubbing against you/you rubbing it against your partner. No i do not find it kinky, i thought it as weird when i heard of it so i looked it up. I also heard about some weirdos that like watching women smoke, i smoke, but thiers nothing sexy about it at all.
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Unread 9 Feb 2003, 05:21   #15
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This whole thing just sounds like people are running out of ideas. I mean come on, a clock on the back of your head??
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i think that if my bf ever asked me to lie down next to a balloon.. etc... i'd be heading for the door :P
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