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Unread 8 May 2003, 13:07   #1
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I killed last night
I hit a small bunny when its entire family ran across the road in the early hours of the morning. I avoided 4 of the cute furry little ones but one just stopped dead and there was 'no way in hell' the car was agile enough to avoid it :-((


I feel like a murderer. I stopped and turned round to see if it was still alive and it just looked up at me with really big brown eyes wide open in fear completely stone dead.

I had to say a prayer and left.


I feel so bad :-((((((((((((((



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YOU KILLED A BUNNY?

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Its just a ****ing rabbit.

I eat them from time to time heh, rabbit is nice.
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I killed a rabbit which was crossing the road a few weeks ago.
If I had slowed down it would have made it but the guy behind me was tail gating me so I decided not to slow down I'm afraid.

Never mind, it's not like there's a shortage of them. The little buggers breed like... well, rabbits.
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I 'feel' sorry for you. Not for killing a rabbit, but for having a guilt trip over it.
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Re: I killed last night
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I had to say a prayer and left

Dear god,

a wabbit comes to you swift and sure like an arrow. Eat him for me.

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That's because you are.
Pah. In Stockton , hed be considered a humanitarian for giving it a swift death.
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Pah. In Stockton , hed be considered a humanitarian for giving it a swift death.
In Stockton, he'd have been burnt for being a sorcerer long before now.
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i drove over a cat one time, he just came running over the road from nowhere. When i turned back i saw the cat jumping up and down in cramps or pain, and making a sound wich is just impossible to explaine. I heard it so well, even if i was maybe 100 meters away and the engine was running.

maybe one of my ****tiest moments in life, i didnt sleep good that night! And i realy wub cats
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Re: I killed last night
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[b]I hit a small bunny when its entire family ran across the road in the early hours of the morning. I avoided 4 of the cute furry little ones but one just stopped dead and there was 'no way in hell' the car was agile enough to avoid it :-(([/b
You missed 4 of them? Not trying hard enough, my freind.

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I feel like a murderer. I stopped and turned round to see if it was still alive and it just looked up at me with really big brown eyes wide open in fear completely stone dead.
Probably not dead, only stunned. If it was dead it's eyes would have been duller. You should have made sure of it rather than left it lying half consious.

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I feel so bad :-((((((((((((((



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In Stockton, he'd have been burnt for being a sorcerer long before now.
Roffly lol
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Every time you masterbate, God kills a bunny.

Please think of the bunnies ; AND DONT WANK AT THE WHEEL
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Every time you masterbate, God kills a bunny.

Please think of the bunnies ; AND DONT WANK AT THE WHEEL
yup,

and everytime a bunny dies, god kills a wanker.
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By reverse thinking then;

Every time God wanks, you kill a bunny.



WHAT WAS THE WEATHER LIKE ON THIS DAY JJ ? SLEET ?
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I killed last night
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In Stockton, he'd have been burnt for being a sorcerer long before now.

having been to stockton (much to my chagrin) i can confirm this would indeed have happened
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for once JJ. I feel sorry for you. i would have killed myself. sound familiar?
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JJ, if you're watching, should i go for seafront residences at aber? I like the sea, and i liked the seafront and stuff, it's nice.


recommend it?



if not where? rosser or what?



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The seafront residences are to close to Peer Pressure and the Bay so you get assualted by drunken students 24/7. Plus you would be living near me

Rosser is the best hall imo but all are ok except for Pembryn and Llanbadarn.
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My mum ran over a bunny once, of a fashion. It was in the road so she slowed down, and the bloody thing leapt at the car. Mad attack bunny.

Oddly enough in the rabbit vs. car battle, the rabbit lost. It did take a headlight on its way out though.
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it is a little known fact that bunnies are some of the worst numberplate collectors in existance...
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So there he was, tied to a chair.

But he kept screaming, couldn't do a thing to calm him down.

Gagged him with a pretzel in the end.

Horrible way to die.
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