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Unread 24 Feb 2003, 16:45   #1
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If you could be a jedi.........

For one day, what would you do?
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Unread 24 Feb 2003, 16:45   #2
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Take over the world.
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Take over the world.
How exactly would you do this?
f00l George Bush into making you president? obviously this could be accomplished because force pursuassion works only on the weak minded
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How exactly would you do this?
f00l George Bush into making you president? obviously this could be accomplished because force pursuassion works only on the weak minded
That is step one.
2. marry Shakira.
3. do the same as i did whit Bush on the UN.
4...
5. Profit
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2. marry Shakira.
I said you were a jedi, not Tom Jones
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invent the 'force grab balls'* power and try it out on my brother




*like Darth's choking power...yet a helluvalot more painfull
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I'd just fetch things all day long with my ultra elite fetching skills. That or I'd clean my nails with my light sabre.
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i'd stay in bed

all day, and move stuff around without getting out.
Oh, i'd probably get up at the end of the day to jump around a bit as high as i could too, and perhaps force-lightning the odd cat
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Get people in trouble by grabbing other peoples arses and boobs and lunchboxes and stuff.

How cool!


Also, persuade some nice people to have sex with me using my power.

I'd use my 'pull' power, can you guess what for?

I'd dive from a really high building and not die.

I'd go to the valley of the jedi so I can be a Jedis forever.

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Would it be too crude if I were to say I would play with my lightsaber all day?
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Would probably write down exactly how and why the lightsabre thingies work. And any other kind of technologies I can think of. Or at least copy all the high tech stuff and how to use Jedi-powers, from Jedi-memory to normal memory.
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I'm already a jedi...
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