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24 Feb 2003, 16:45
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If you could be a jedi.........
For one day, what would you do?
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24 Feb 2003, 16:45
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Take over the world.
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24 Feb 2003, 16:48
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Take over the world.
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How exactly would you do this?
f00l George Bush into making you president? obviously this could be accomplished because force pursuassion works only on the weak minded
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24 Feb 2003, 16:50
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Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
How exactly would you do this?
f00l George Bush into making you president? obviously this could be accomplished because force pursuassion works only on the weak minded
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That is step one.
2. marry Shakira.
3. do the same as i did whit Bush on the UN.
4...
5. Profit
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24 Feb 2003, 16:51
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Luke be a jedi tooooniiiiiight
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24 Feb 2003, 17:03
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
2. marry Shakira.
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I said you were a jedi, not Tom Jones
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24 Feb 2003, 17:20
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Luke be a jedi tooooniiiiiight
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24 Feb 2003, 17:41
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Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
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Do it for chewie and the ewoks!
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24 Feb 2003, 17:44
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invent the 'force grab balls'* power and try it out on my brother
*like Darth's choking power...yet a helluvalot more painfull
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24 Feb 2003, 17:50
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I'd just fetch things all day long with my ultra elite fetching skills. That or I'd clean my nails with my light sabre.
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24 Feb 2003, 18:08
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i'd stay in bed
all day, and move stuff around without getting out.
Oh, i'd probably get up at the end of the day to jump around a bit as high as i could too, and perhaps force-lightning the odd cat
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24 Feb 2003, 19:06
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Get people in trouble by grabbing other peoples arses and boobs and lunchboxes and stuff.
How cool!
Also, persuade some nice people to have sex with me using my power.
I'd use my 'pull' power, can you guess what for?
I'd dive from a really high building and not die.
I'd go to the valley of the jedi so I can be a Jedis forever.
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24 Feb 2003, 19:12
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Would it be too crude if I were to say I would play with my lightsaber all day?
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24 Feb 2003, 19:24
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make people say stupid stuff lol
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24 Feb 2003, 19:43
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Would probably write down exactly how and why the lightsabre thingies work. And any other kind of technologies I can think of. Or at least copy all the high tech stuff and how to use Jedi-powers, from Jedi-memory to normal memory.
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24 Feb 2003, 23:03
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I'd masturbate while levitating.
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24 Feb 2003, 23:07
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