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Unread 30 Nov 2003, 16:54   #1
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In Part Of A Greater Effort To Really Screw Up My Kids
I plan to have eventually have a video collection based purely on whether or not the movies seem to represent a distorted view of reality.

So far I have:
Wizard of Oz
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Labyrinth
Return to Oz
and maybe Babes in Toyland

other suggestions are welcome and encouraged.
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Insofar as all kid's movies have a distorted view of reality, I guess I'm missing your point.
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Fantasia ****ed me up.

Now I'm just a gibbering mess.
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good call.

neverending story too.
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that movie was a bit odd
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Oh, and "Bread and Circus" is a exelent norwegian movie!
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good call.

neverending story too.
was it just me as a 7 year old kid, or was this actually a movie with a really sad ending? I think I remember crying at the end when his oversized novelty dog drowns or something?
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Clockwork Orange?
yeah, that and rocky horror picture show would be good at some point. but the presence of titties makes it not okay for them when they're very young.

ps: beetlejuice is a good thought, along with some other tim burton stuff (nightmare before christmas etc)
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or you could just molest them.
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Ledgend of the Overfiend. they will think "ooh cool, a cartoon" and after 2 hours they will be disturbed.
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Never Ending Story 1 .... definetely NOT 2 or 3, which were genuinely nice.
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Re: In Part Of A Greater Effort To Really Screw Up My Kids
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Ledgend of the Overfiend. they will think "ooh cool, a cartoon" and after 2 hours they will be disturbed.
indeed, but that isn't a kids cartoon...I think he's going for actual 'kids movies' that are right ****ed
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Oh , and howabout Little Shop of Horrors?
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I remember the Alice in Wonderland film as being absolutely terrifying when I was a kid, if that helps.
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The Land Before Time.

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the labyrinth is probably the best choice...

what a fantasic film... with views of david bowie outside of his natural habitat

also...

ive forgotten whati was going to say here.
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That Carebears movie.
The one with the kid in the fairground.
That ****ed me up.
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The Sound of Music.

That movie scared the **** out of me when I saw it... I didn't understand how people could act that way and still be sane.
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They weren't sane. That's how.
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Also Mary Poppins. It scared me too, she isn't right in the head, that woman.
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toy story 2 - Jessie's Song is so sad it's unwatchable
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That Carebears movie.
The one with the kid in the fairground.
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i have that one soemwhere :\
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Any pokémon movie :/

Or that Return to Oz one... the one with the people on wheels... and the witch in the castle who had loads of heads, and they all screamed at someone who came in the room. That was so messed up.

The Witches was a pretty scary film too. When the kid is transformed into a mouse... jeeez
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Oh well, you could just pick up a Book of Vile Darkness and read your kids good night stories about child molestry or necrophilia.
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Have you seen the state of kid's TV? ****ing purple animals and blue hills and orange skies and shit.
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Have you seen the state of kid's TV? ****ing purple animals and blue hills and orange skies and shit.

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The Witches was a pretty scary film too. When the kid is transformed into a mouse... jeeez
lol, I remember when I was about 8 me and a friend watched that, he had nightmares for over a week and his mother came up to complain thinking we had beenshowing him horror films .
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Ronja Rövardotter (Ronia, the Robber's Daughter)

Awesome movie for kids. Don't know though if it is available in English (neiter amazon.com nor amazon.co.uk seem to have it. But it is a great opportunity to learn Swedish or German )
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watership down

that film scared me shitless when i was little

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event horzions is ****ed up too
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What about: "You were an accident" or "You make your parents cry"?
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Oh well, you could just pick up a Book of Vile Darkness and read your kids good night stories about child molestry or necrophilia.
There aren't that many stories per se in the BoVD.
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Just sit them in front of the Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom MUSHROOM for a couple of days, non-stop, full volume.

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This is the only movie i've seen where i've left the cinema before the end of the film.

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Oh and it's got Lea Thompson in it too (and she's hot which is nice)
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