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19 Oct 2003, 19:32
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so f*cking zen
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Things that drive you batshit insane
Use this thread to rant.
I'll start.
- People who don't hold champagne glasses by the neck. They're trying to look all posh by drinking champagne then they show how shit they are by doing it wrong.
- The word "moorish". As in "Those sweets are so moorish". I will never buy any product that uses that word in its advertising to describe the product.
- My parents stupid questions. For instance today:
<Mum standing outside the bathroom> Who's in the bath?
<Me> I am
<Mum standing outside the bathroom> Is that you Peter?
<Me> Yes
[Thats not the stupid question yet ... that's just some background info]
<Mum> Did you have a bath?
<Me walking down the stairs with wet hair and wrapped in towels> :rolleyes: Yes
Anyway ... YOUR TURNS NOW!
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19 Oct 2003, 19:36
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
.....................new
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PAGANS!!!!!!1111111111
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19 Oct 2003, 19:37
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
People saying the uefa cup means something, like my sister the newcastle supporter.
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19 Oct 2003, 19:40
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
People that have to be funny.
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And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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19 Oct 2003, 19:41
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
People who drag their feet when they walk.
Do these people lack the energy to actually lift their feet or something?!?! It's not that hard, just lift your foot up, move forward, lift the next one and so on. You should have learnt to do this when your were 1 (or however old people are when they learn to walk).
If God had intended you to drag yourself around he would have turned you into a snake, not a biped!
Seems to be mainly birds that do it too for some reason.
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19 Oct 2003, 19:45
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Twisted
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Lazy bastards who can't do their ****ing jobs properly meaning I have to go around sorting things out after they've messed up.
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In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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19 Oct 2003, 19:46
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Banned
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
people moaning on internet forums.
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19 Oct 2003, 19:48
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
People who have to try and make some "these people are pathetic" comment about people with social or depression problems just to assert how ****ing great they are.
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And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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19 Oct 2003, 19:49
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Banned
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
PEOPLE WHO HOG THE ****ING MIDDLE LANE RAM THEM OFF THE ****ING ROAD AND IF THEY'RE STILL ALIVE SMASH THEIR FACE AGAINST THE STEERING WHEEL UNTIL THEY EXPIRE
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19 Oct 2003, 19:50
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lolly roffle
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
****neys .
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19 Oct 2003, 19:57
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I'm not a poet
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Fottie supporters.
Anyone who likes watching sport more than playing it.
Anyone who watches "reality TV".
Incompetent network admins.
But the last one should go first.
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20 Oct 2003, 09:29
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And you expected Kittens?
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Anyone with a Pikey, Scouse, Scally, Glasgow, London or Brummie accent.
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20 Oct 2003, 09:47
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Skragg
Anyone with a Pikey, Scouse, Scally, Glasgow, London or Brummie accent.
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You may as well hate people for being old, or French.
Actually, scratch that last one.
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20 Oct 2003, 09:49
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
ppl who dont know how to do their jobs, they need ****ing shooting
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20 Oct 2003, 09:55
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Soon to be ex Mothers in Law who just can't keep their mouths shut
Vaio
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20 Oct 2003, 09:57
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Staple guns can help.
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20 Oct 2003, 09:59
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cynic
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
you have a sister
(sorry, couldn't resist)
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20 Oct 2003, 10:06
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
She's a bit old (13)
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20 Oct 2003, 10:29
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
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I hear rr_0 likes the youngsters as well!
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20 Oct 2003, 10:33
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Annoying ****s who don't know [they're as annoying as they are/annoying at all] and become bitchy when you tell them you wish they were dead.
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20 Oct 2003, 12:16
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
People who tell me they wish I was dead
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20 Oct 2003, 13:24
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
See soon to be ex mothers in law
Vaio
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20 Oct 2003, 14:41
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Registered User
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Bus passengers who look at the destination sign on the front of the bus, can see that you're parked at the same bus stop and still ask "Which route are you ?"
Umm,......... hello,............. wtf does the sign say ?!!!
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20 Oct 2003, 14:50
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Good Son
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
My Mother "Is anyone home (looking at the shoes in the hallway)?"
My Mother "How was your day?"
Mf Gf "What's your problem then?"
Me *explains*
My Gf "I don't understand you"
Me *explains*
My Gf "I still don't understand you"
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20 Oct 2003, 15:20
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
mumblers
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pavil
He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
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20 Oct 2003, 15:21
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cynic
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I hear rr_0 likes the youngsters as well!
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nah, apparently i only take them home for my housemate to steal off me
(he is at 2 for 2 so far the git )
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20 Oct 2003, 15:25
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble
People who tell me they wish I was dead
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There's lots of those people around is there?
If so you might want to invest in a bodyguard :eek:
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20 Oct 2003, 15:50
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Most people on the tube
Referees
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20 Oct 2003, 16:46
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
<Mum standing outside the bathroom> Who's in the bath?
<Me> I am
<Mum standing outside the bathroom> Is that you Peter?
<Me> Yes
[Thats not the stupid question yet ... that's just some background info]
<Mum> Did you have a bath?
<Me walking down the stairs with wet hair and wrapped in towels> Yes
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Why do you refer to your life like an IRC log?
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20 Oct 2003, 16:53
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Shai Halud
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Comedy "GDers" Option
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20 Oct 2003, 17:09
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Super Ultimate Cool
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
People who drag their feet when they walk.
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20 Oct 2003, 17:22
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Everyone in any city centre during the day
Prams
Old people
Groups of people walking about eight across blocking the entire ****ing road
People walking slowly
People cutting across in front of you
People with flyers
People wanting you to do questionnaires
Florescent signs for golf sales
Religious types who think they have the right to preach to me
People who, when in a group, order individually at a restaurant or a McDonalds
People who bring their screaming babies out in public
Parents who refuse to twat their kids when they're playing up at an airport
All kids on public transport
People referring to me as 'the big boy' when trying to tell their kids to act like a civilised person instead of a total shit.
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20 Oct 2003, 17:49
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
Everyone in any city centre during the day
Prams
Old people
Groups of people walking about eight across blocking the entire ****ing road
People walking slowly
People cutting across in front of you
People with flyers
People wanting you to do questionnaires
Florescent signs for golf sales
Religious types who think they have the right to preach to me
People who, when in a group, order individually at a restaurant or a McDonalds
People who bring their screaming babies out in public
Parents who refuse to twat their kids when they're playing up at an airport
All kids on public transport
People referring to me as 'the big boy' when trying to tell their kids to act like a civilised person instead of a total shit.
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I think someones mad at society.
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20 Oct 2003, 17:52
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Hmm if I had posted the opposite to white people, I would have been banned. Funny that.
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20 Oct 2003, 17:56
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pie
I think someones mad at society.
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You're one of them, aren't you!
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20 Oct 2003, 17:57
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Banned
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
You're one of them, aren't you!
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NO! BUT YOUR MOM IS!!!!!111
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20 Oct 2003, 18:08
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
<Mum standing outside the bathroom> Who's in the bath?
<Me> I am
<Mum standing outside the bathroom> Is that you Peter?
<Me> Yes
[Thats not the stupid question yet ... that's just some background info]
<Mum> Did you have a bath?
<Me walking down the stairs with wet hair and wrapped in towels> Yes
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Using hidden recording devices I found out the rest of the family conversation at Dace's house.
Quote:
<Mum> Did you remember to clean up after your wank this time
<Dace> Yes.
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20 Oct 2003, 19:37
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pie
Why do you refer to your life like an IRC log?
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It made things easier for people to understand.
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20 Oct 2003, 19:40
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
People who say 'Pron', or other such 'comedy/'1337' misspellings'
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20 Oct 2003, 19:55
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Gone
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
- The word "moorish". As in "Those sweets are so moorish". I will never buy any product that uses that word in its advertising to describe the product.
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Agreed. 'Moorish' is a toss-wank word that was probably thought up by some middle-class arsehole called Jonathon.
I dislike:
- Old People.
- Slow people on pavements. (See above.)
- Girls and especially 'grrls'.
- Teenagers.
- Shoping carts, trolleys, prams, pushchairs, and all other such devices of satan.
- Those ridiculously outsized low-hanging signs that they have a particular liking for stringing up in supermarkets. Whether this is because all the people that work in supermarkets are menopausal women that hate tall people or because they are just twats I can't say.
- Fat people, and especially fat people that walk two abrest on apavement, thereby taking up the entire ****ing pavement.
- Small boys with glasses.
- Inf. (See Small boys with glasses, Fat people.)
- My dad, when he asks me if I want every ****ing piece of food he has in the house individually. instead of just asking me if I want something to eat.
- Outdoor Markets and the twats that frequent them. (See Small boys with glasses, Fat people, Old People.)
- Those people that are so arrogantly smug and self-satisfied and are constantly smirking about it. This can only really be fully convincing in expcetionally ignorant people.
- Tractors.
- Stockton-On-Tees. (See All of the above.)
- Stupid people. (See Stockton-on-Tees, all of the above.)
- Fat Middle-Aged twats have only ever read a manual on how to repair toilet fixtures that they borrowed from the library who patronise you, when in fact you know more than they know about just about everything.
- Toddlers.
- Stupid, indiscrete, ignorant, brain-dead peons. (See Stockton-on-Tees.)
- Drunken bald men.
That's about it until I can think of everything else.
Last edited by Marilyn Manson; 20 Oct 2003 at 20:07.
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20 Oct 2003, 19:58
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Hey I'm only 3 things on MM's list.
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And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
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20 Oct 2003, 20:00
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Teenagers ---
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20 Oct 2003, 20:00
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Registered User
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I dislike:
- Drunken bald men.
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20 Oct 2003, 20:04
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Gone
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
- Drives with "No Turning" signs on them. I make a point of turning myself around repeatedly in such drives before defecating on them, and I urge you to do likewise.
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20 Oct 2003, 20:14
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
- Judith Charlrmers.
- ITV.
- Bikes.
- People that TyPe lIkE ThAt.
- Those people that ask for twenty pence for no reason other than they look like dangerous and larcenous junkies.
- Bus Shetlers.
- Bus Stations.
- Stockton's transport 'system'
- Bus Drivers.
- Most types of weather.
- Chat rooms, and the people that frequent them.
- Cyber tarts, and their sociological affiliates.
- Everyone that works in a Job Centre.
- Noel Edmonds.
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20 Oct 2003, 20:16
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Another thing that pisses me off:
"Charity people" who get paid £7 an hour to stand in lines each one many people abreast at the bottle neck part of Sauchihall Street and accost you one after another after another asking if you "have a minute".
These people are there most days.
It has got to the stage where i am seriously contemplating complaining to the council about what i perceive as agressive begging by a possee.
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20 Oct 2003, 20:19
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Happy
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Location: Canada eh
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
attention whores
fat people
unfunny people
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20 Oct 2003, 20:21
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Banned
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
i hate when people open the door of my room and let the light come in
i hate people that try to sell me stuff, and general askers (beggers)
i specially dislike children, teenagers and old people, they are usually scum
people who cant argue, people who shave spots, people that smell and people who play invisible guitars (now that is moronic, also applies to drums) and i hate nerdy boys, ignorant people
pedantic twats, people who have self confidence, people who take themselves seriously, and a special sort of hatred to religious (a prize for the first one with the paedo priest joke)
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20 Oct 2003, 20:25
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muslim
people who have self confidence,
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20 Oct 2003, 20:26
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Banned
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Re: Things that drive you batshit insane
thank you
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