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14 Sep 2003, 18:53
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Godfather
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"Blimey"
today has been a most wonderful day.
for Simple reason
i flew about the streets of marlow in one these silver bad boys laughing at passers by in their mr2's, bmw m5's and porsches
safe in the knowledge that its 0-62 of 4.3 seconds is as fast (infact faster) than a ferrari.
I WAS KING OF THE ROAD. NOONE DARED NOT LET ME THROUGH.
how was your day?
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14 Sep 2003, 18:57
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so f*cking zen
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Mercs are chick cars.
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14 Sep 2003, 20:33
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I'm great!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Leeds
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Fazer 1000. I win.
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14 Sep 2003, 20:43
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
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why were you driving that car JammyJim?!
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14 Sep 2003, 20:45
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J to the C to the A G E
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b& from roads
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14 Sep 2003, 20:55
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Godfather
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
why were you driving that car JammyJim?!
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friends of family have one and i get along with the guy quite well so he threw me the keys and told me i was driving.
obviously i wet myself in excitment,.
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14 Sep 2003, 20:56
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Cute and cuddly
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Location: New York
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i hope you were insured!
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14 Sep 2003, 20:59
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
obviously i wet myself in excitment,.
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**** up the leather why dont you
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14 Sep 2003, 21:00
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Godfather
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Location: England
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
i hope you were insured!
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yes i was
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14 Sep 2003, 21:00
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Checkout Boy
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i rode my bike today, didnt wet myself though
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14 Sep 2003, 21:02
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Godfather
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if your bike had 480horses under the erm
bell
youd wet yourself.
every bike ride would be like taking a laxative.
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14 Sep 2003, 21:05
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Checkout Boy
Join Date: Jun 2002
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i have a bell actually
i dont think i d get too excited driving a car either
if you wet yourself when driving a car what do you do before sex?
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14 Sep 2003, 21:07
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Cute and cuddly
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Location: New York
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He wouldn't know
ooooh strike one
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14 Sep 2003, 21:08
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Teh "One"
Join Date: Feb 2002
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I :love: the E... only 48,000 too!
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Then why isn't the world a happier place?
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14 Sep 2003, 21:08
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Checkout Boy
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
He wouldn't know
ooooh strike one
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*high fives bloomers*
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14 Sep 2003, 21:14
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Godfather
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bloomers has never had sex tho :/
HAHA
p.s. i didnt wet myself.
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14 Sep 2003, 21:15
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Checkout Boy
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
bloomers has never had sex tho :/
HAHA
p.s. i didnt wet myself.
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he said he has
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14 Sep 2003, 21:15
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Godfather
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only with animals and other men.
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14 Sep 2003, 21:17
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Checkout Boy
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
only with animals and other men.
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its still sex
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14 Sep 2003, 21:18
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Cute and cuddly
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well other men does count
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14 Sep 2003, 21:37
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Motherfracker
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was it brian may?
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14 Sep 2003, 21:38
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Godfather
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nope.
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14 Sep 2003, 21:51
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Miles Teg
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sl 600 amg > e 55
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14 Sep 2003, 21:57
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Godfather
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2003 Mercedes-Benz SL 600
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Technical Specifications:
Engine
Type: V12, Bi-turbo
Displacement cu in (cc): 336 (5513)
Power bhp (kW) at RPM: 500(368) / 5000
Torque lb-ft (Nm) at RPM: 590(800) / 1800 - 3600
Redline at RPM: 6050
Brakes & Tires
Brakes F/R: ABS, vented disc/vented disc
Tires F-R: 255/40 - 285/35 R18
Exterior Dimensions & Weight
Length × Width × Height in: 176.9 × 71.3 × 50.6
Weight lb (kg): 4298 (1950)
Performance
Acceleration 0-62 mph s: 4.7
Top Speed mph (km/h): 155 (250)
Fuel Economy EPA city/highway mpg (l/100 km): n.a. (14.4)
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Specifications (E55 AMG)
Base Price, USD 69,100 Engine Type sohc V8
Powertrain Layout front engine/rwd Displacement, cc 3996
Horsepower@rpm 349@5500 Torque ft-lb@rpm 391@3000
Curb Weight, lb 3680 0-60 mph, sec 4.8
1/4 mile, sec@mph [email protected] 600 ft slalom, mph 65.9
60-0 mph, ft 114 Top Speed, mph 155
theres very little in it.
the sl is an open top. this can take your kids to school.
however
i do agree.
its prettier.
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14 Sep 2003, 22:27
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hairdressers car
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14 Sep 2003, 22:33
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Godfather
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14 Sep 2003, 22:43
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Chimping
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Its still a chick car.
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15 Sep 2003, 00:21
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Miles Teg
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
2003 Mercedes-Benz SL 600
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Technical Specifications:
Engine
Type: V12, Bi-turbo
Displacement cu in (cc): 336 (5513)
Power bhp (kW) at RPM: 500(368) / 5000
Torque lb-ft (Nm) at RPM: 590(800) / 1800 - 3600
Redline at RPM: 6050
Brakes & Tires
Brakes F/R: ABS, vented disc/vented disc
Tires F-R: 255/40 - 285/35 R18
Exterior Dimensions & Weight
Length × Width × Height in: 176.9 × 71.3 × 50.6
Weight lb (kg): 4298 (1950)
Performance
Acceleration 0-62 mph s: 4.7
Top Speed mph (km/h): 155 (250)
Fuel Economy EPA city/highway mpg (l/100 km): n.a. (14.4)
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Specifications (E55 AMG)
Base Price, USD 69,100 Engine Type sohc V8
Powertrain Layout front engine/rwd Displacement, cc 3996
Horsepower@rpm 349@5500 Torque ft-lb@rpm 391@3000
Curb Weight, lb 3680 0-60 mph, sec 4.8
1/4 mile, sec@mph [email protected] 600 ft slalom, mph 65.9
60-0 mph, ft 114 Top Speed, mph 155
theres very little in it.
the sl is an open top. this can take your kids to school.
however
i do agree.
its prettier.
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sl600 AMG is an v8 with 540 HP (limitter removed) and goes to aprox. 300 KMH max, tires won't hold it beyond that. At least that's what i've been told when i was sitting next to it on the german motorway.
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