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View Poll Results: Is Deerbarn Gay
Yes 9 15.00%
No 6 10.00%
Comedy "About as gay as Nod" option 16 26.67%
Comedy "About as gay as Jonny" option, and jonny is gay. GAY GAY GAY. 29 48.33%
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Unread 22 Apr 2003, 23:02   #1
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Deerbarn - Gay?
The following should not be read by anyone under the age of 16. Not because of the content , but because it may make you think pure and noble thoughts, and that is the path to gay.

Anyway

Deerbarn & Co (kura included) have gone out in Liverpool for a night out. Upon reaching the bar known as "Reflex" , and partaking of a few beverages , we all headed for the dancefloor , where a "Reasonable" looking female proceeded to dance her way towards young Mr Barn , and then proceeded to slow dance , then dirty dance , then kiss passionately the "Hero" of this story.

Having removed her lips from his face long enough to speak, she utters the immortal words "i know this is going to sound strange , but can i suck your ****". And then it happens.

Deerbarn says "No"

Now , he didnt know her name. And she didnt know his.
He didnt have her number. She didnt have his.
This was a once in a lifetime opportunity with no consequences , no comeback , and , if im honest , a real Stature booster with the rest of the group.

So we had to conclude that he was in fact .... not straight.

Your opinions , people of GD.
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Unread 22 Apr 2003, 23:12   #2
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I intended to vote for about as gay as nod, but clicked the wrong one. God must hate me more than he hates nod :(













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who in the right mind
would say no to a sicked duck?
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Okok, random bird willing to do anything that quick. WHAT ELSE HAS SHE HAD IN HER MOUTH WITHIN THE PAST FIVE MINUTES.
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Okok, random bird willing to do anything that quick. WHAT ELSE HAS SHE HAD IN HER MOUTH WITHIN THE PAST FIVE MINUTES.

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somehow, the fact that the 'gay as Jonny' option has a pink bar amuses me :e_chick:
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Ack, i thougth (firstly) to vote "yes".
Then, i decided upon the "nod" option.
Then Phang came and ruined it all. (One more for you, Mr Pink bar!):e_chick:


EDIT: This sickens me. I've not had more sexuall experiences the last few months then the occasional hand-job, and this guy says NO to a no-commitment blowjob? YOURE GAY.
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I had to vote no on this occasion because the Comedy "About as gay as Kurashima" option was sadly unavailable.

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Wasn't/Isn't Deerbarn a mod?

This lends credence to my 'all mods are gay' theory.
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Re: Deerbarn - Gay?
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Originally posted by Kurashima
The following should not be read by anyone under the age of 16. Not because of the content , but because it may make you think pure and noble thoughts, and that is the path to gay.

Anyway

Deerbarn & Co (kura included) have gone out in Liverpool for a night out. Upon reaching the bar known as "Reflex" , and partaking of a few beverages , we all headed for the dancefloor , where a "Reasonable" looking female proceeded to dance her way towards young Mr Barn , and then proceeded to slow dance , then dirty dance , then kiss passionately the "Hero" of this story.

Having removed her lips from his face long enough to speak, she utters the immortal words "i know this is going to sound strange , but can i suck your ****". And then it happens.

Deerbarn says "No"

Now , he didnt know her name. And she didnt know his.
He didnt have her number. She didnt have his.
This was a once in a lifetime opportunity with no consequences , no comeback , and , if im honest , a real Stature booster with the rest of the group.

So we had to conclude that he was in fact .... not straight.

Your opinions , people of GD.
RIGHT THERE ON THE DANCE FLOOR??????????????::>^{`+_?

and if she had some weird peewee disease on her mouth only waiting for a peewee to get in?
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Unread 23 Apr 2003, 13:20   #13
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you were a mod once too werent you?
Peter Kay is the only man from Bolton never to have had a **** in his mouth.

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Peter Kay is the only man from Bolton never to have had a **** in his mouth.

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and I bet it's not because he doesn't want
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If i said she had bad breath will people stop calling me gay?
Im really impressionable you might make me go bum a man!
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If i said she had bad breath will people stop calling me gay?
Im really impressionable you might make me go bum a man!
Wouldnt be the first time ....... (Lo Pablissimo old man)
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you were a mod once too werent you?
Still am. However, i take no credit for alliance discussions as I do nothing, the others do it all.

I'm the thorn in your 'all mods are gay' theory.
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If i said she had bad breath will people stop calling me gay?
Im really impressionable you might make me go bum a man!
I'll kiss you for a while but you can't suck me off because you have bad breath.

SHOULDN'T IT BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND?
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I agree whit Vanilla.

You can't kiss a girl and then say no to a blowjob beacause of bad breath!
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Look here Ivan, don't give it the biggun, you messed up....messed up in front of witnesses.

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She was probably just trying to make DB horny for the night so he'd buy the drinks all night.

Then she'd disappear at the end of the night.....
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I've received 50% more votes than the next highest option, despite the fact that HE'S THE QUEER WHO TURNED DOWN SEX WITH A GOOD LOOKING BIRD. If I had a case in the first place I'd rest it right now.
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Ahha.

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Now I'm sorry I missed that night out tbh. Although I was so pissed at that party I inhaled a party popper.

Both are good.
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I've received 50% more votes than the next highest option, despite the fact that HE'S THE QUEER WHO TURNED DOWN SEX WITH A GOOD LOOKING BIRD. If I had a case in the first place I'd rest it right now.

I think its beacause of your pink bar.
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Thats the single dumbest thing youve ever said.

Deerbarn ..... Girlfriend ........ the two shall never meet!
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Ahha.

Hi!


Now I'm sorry I missed that night out tbh. Although I was so pissed at that party I inhaled a party popper.

Both are good.

We are talking sunday
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I'd have been sitting in Carlisle waiting for a bus to take me to Edinburgh then.

****ing engineering train fell off the track didn't it.
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Ahh, I have to aggree with DB here.

A)

He was about to be used for free drinks

B)

She has STD's

C)

She is a plain good old fashion **** teaser

D)

She had bad breath

Come on people, normal women just don't walk up to you and ask to suck your ****.
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Ahh, I have to aggree with DB here.

A)

He was about to be used for free drinks

he still would'a got a blow job out of it
B)

She has STD's

he kissed her!!!

C)
She is a plain good old fashion **** teaser

from my (very very limited) experience of women coming up to me and offering blow jobs, i have concluded that when they get down to it, **** teasers are very good at their job
D)

She had bad breath

he kissed her, his dick wouldnt smell her breath now would it
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apparently i have already voted, although i cannot remember ever reading this thread, never mind.

The point is though, that accepting a blowie off a random lass in liverpool is about as bad as accepting same off a random lass in newcastle, and we all know that that is about the worst thing you can do








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