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Richpur · 13 Jan 2004, 22:59

The Multiple Environment Combat arena, or MECA as we like to call it, is split into 4 sections. The first part is the zero gravity area; a cylindrical chamber with no air, no gravity and no spaceships.

Going out through one of the three doors around the far end you come to area two, this is a mixture of airlock, changing room, basic armoury, respawn area, and a large number of other rooms and corridors with no discernable purpose but lots of cover.

At the opposite end of that section is the third area, the main part of which is the circular amphitheatre into which all combatants enter through one of the three doors around the rim. In the event of anyone somehow ending up outside this area combat may of course continue, since the planet is otherwise uninhabited.

The last area is the admin area; where the owner and enforcers can sit back and have a drink while watching the action in all three arenas in comfort. Also here is the enforcer’s armoury; filled with every weapon known to exist, some that are not known, and a few that are known not to exist. Deep within the admin area is the main core of the respawn link, ensuring that all participants are kept in circulation.

Ah yes here are the basic rules. Nothing dramatic really.

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Get on with it then!

flapjack · 13 Jan 2004, 23:21

*flapjack steps into the main arena carrying The quantum cannon (the 5km 1 that belongs in a really huge spaceship), flapjack then immediatly collapses, curses, respawns and goes to look for a smaller weapon*

note to self, do not wield weapons weighing several millions of tonnes in an arena with gravity

Fluffie · 14 Jan 2004, 15:29

Fluffie walks into the arena, wearing little more than what seem casual leisure clothes and what seems to be a sawn off shotgun. Walking slowly and carelessly, he reaches the centre of the amphitheatre. Having a good look around, he yawns and sits down, closing his eyes for a second.

Breathing easily, he mutters to himself, complaining in advance about all the damage likely to be done to this Arena. However, a certain and sadistic smile accompanies said muttering....

okiN · 14 Jan 2004, 15:44

*okiN spawns in the armoury. He's got his usual gear, except that this time his pants have even more pockets and pouches, he has a nifty-looking utility belt, and a gym bag. He paces around the endless rows of shelves, regarding the various weapons. Most of them are unknown to him, and he promptly stays away from those ones. If you pick a gun you've never seen before, you might end up holding the wrong end. Occasionally he picks up a weapon from a shelf, holds it and swings it around a bit to get a feel for it, but then puts it back. Finally, he comes to the section he had been searching for. He drops the gym bag and opens it. He pulls out a smaller bag that is sort of like the one you carry salibandy sticks in, except that it has a hole in the end that normally curves so the head fits in, doesn't have a zipper along the side, and the other end is steel-tipped so it doesn't get punctured. He picks up a long weapon off the shelf, slides it into the bag, and swings the bag onto his back. He then grabs a smaller one, points it around, inspects it closely, then reaches into the gym bag again. He comes out with a shoulder holster, straps it on, and puts the weapon in. He then buttons up the holster, grabs a few clips off of the shelf, sticks them into various pouches and pockets, leaves the gym bag and makes his way towards the main arena*

Fluffie · 14 Jan 2004, 15:52

* Lets himself fall back onto the ground, still with his eyes closing, enjoying the silence while it lasted. Would it last? His mighty spidersense told him it wouldn't! But then again, his spidersense was all fiction and inside his head

No Dachi · 14 Jan 2004, 16:34

Moving into the arena as stealthily as an überstealth ninja on speed, No Dachi creeps slowly up on Fluffie, lieing prone on the ground with his belly up, resting, enjoying the silence while it lasted...but it was not to last! Making almost no noise with his padded slippers, No Dachi, who, as I'd like to remind you at this point, is moving more stealthily than an überstealth ninja on speed, tiptoes toward the lazy Dutchman. No Dachi stops around five feet from him, before kneeling down on the ground and producing a satchel from his back. Reaching into the satchel, No Dachi produces a time bomb. Slinging the satchel back over his shoulder, and with the time bomb in his right hand, No Dachi closes the remaining distance to Fluffie, remaining low against the ground so as to be invisible to the man, and, planting the device in the ground next to Fluffie's head, No Dachi sets up Fluffie the bomb. With this done, No Dachi tiptoes away again, to hide in the shadows at the edge of the arena and observe his handiwork.

Fluffie · 14 Jan 2004, 16:45

Rolling sidewards as he heard the überstealthy ninja on speed approach (who obviously forgot Fluffie is an über g33k++ on speed, thus nullifying any stealth effects possible as said by the big book that so good and secret it doesn't even exist!), Fluffie is just clear out of the blastzone as the bomb craterizes the spot his head should've been!

Getting up, Fluffie's X-Ray vision spots the ninja! He looks with an evil face at the mean man, before pointing into the sky, where a little plane just flies over, dragging a flag through the air. Oh no! There's something written on the flag!

No Dachi gets signal.

Snickering softly, Fluffie aims loosely with his shotgun and fires a random shot, jumping and rolling sidewards in a very smooth and fashionable motion.

No Dachi · 14 Jan 2004, 16:56

No Dachi watches in shock as the man, seemingly restful a moment before, hears his approach and leaps up and out of the time bomb's blast radius. No Dachi instantly freezes, remaining very, very still, trusting in his überstealth powers to keep him undetected and invisible to the human eye...

But his opponenet was too clever for him! No Dachi saw the X-ray goggles a moment too late, and instantly knew himself to be visible to the enemy. But, instead of unloading round upon round of gunfire into the helpless überstealth ninja, the man pointed upwards to the sky. Mystified, No Dachi followed the oustretched hand to see a plane...with a message trailing behind it...No Dachi gets signal? What on earth did that mean?! Suddenly, No Dachi saw the plane for what ti was. A diversion! Dropping his gaze to his enemy once more, No Dachi saw the shotgun just in time. The muzzle flash, the roar of cordite, and a red hot pain in the ninja's arm as a shotgun pellet grazed it. No Dachi cartwheeled to one side before leaping up and pausing, catlike, atop the barricade separating the arena floor from the crowds' stands. No Dachi looked around, frantically trying to find something that he could use to his advantage...there! A control panel set into the wall. No Dachi dropped down to the floor and wrenched the hatch open. The controls to the arena's display screen! Perfect! No Dachi tore at the plastic-encased wiring and within seconds was ready...Main screen turn on...at once the massive screen burst into life, with the words 'Look over here Fluffie' on it.

With his opponent suitably distracted, No Dachi threw subtelty to the wind and raced forwards, katana held high and ready at his side. Tearing across the arena floor, No Dachi finally reached his enemy and executed a quickly vertical slash aimed to cut him down the middle...

Fluffie · 14 Jan 2004, 17:04

Wow. Shizzle Fluffie's damn fizzle, that ninja geezer dude moved fast. Quickly grabbing the front of his shotgun with his freehand, Fluffie brought the weapon up, just in time to stop the slash the No Dachi dude had planned. Bringing his knee up in a smooth movement, our l33t warrior somehow manages to miss the enemy's groin and instead hits the man's stomach, sending him flying backwards.

Throwing his now useless (due to some idiot cutting the barrel in half) shotgun away, Fluffie quickly presses some buttons on his g33k-w4tch, messing with the mainscreen's wiring and stuff. And, oooh, not just that, also with the firework control for the entire amphitheatre...

Giggling, Fluffie presses a button a final time, quickly jumping asidde as his arse was mere centimeters above a firework-tube.... Which seconds later explodes, followed by more than ten-trillion-thousand-million-hundred-billion more of them, showering the arena in a flashy fireworks display so painfull to the eye that No Dachi can do but one thing to ease the pain, look at the .... mainscreen. And, oh yes, the message had changed.

It's you!!

Hoping to buy himself some extra time by this, Fluffie began searching his clothes like a mad-man, hoping to find some sort of weapon inside it that would save the.. or rather, his... day!

YEAH!

No Dachi · 14 Jan 2004, 17:10

Fireworks and pyrotechnics explode all around the arena, blinding the ninja and causing him intence pain as his retinas protest at the ridculously burningly bright light that they are being exposed to. Everywhere No Dachi looks causes a fresh explosion of optic agony! Except for one object - the main screen! Its soothing black background broken only by a few white letters, spelling out the words 'It's you!!' - what did that mean?! But...this time the ninja quickly realised what the g33k was up to, and immediately turned to see him rifling through his own pockets in a furious attempt to find himself a weapon. No Dachi advances on the man, his gaze fixed now that the fireworks have subsided, his face only showing contempt at Fluffie's complete disregard for honour and his use of dirty, underhanded distracting tactics. No Dachi unsheathes his katana once more, this time intending for it to taste blood. As he approaches the final few steps toward his unarmed opponent, a fresh wave of disgust at the underhandedness washes over No Dachi, and he speaks.

"How are you gentlemen!!" Exclaims the überstealth ninja as he advances on his prey, sword ready...

Fluffie · 14 Jan 2004, 17:17

Cursing wildly as he only finds some pepperspray, Fluffie draws it from its pocket and holds it up, facing the once again approaching ninja. Feeling the need to roar, he does so, ripping apart his vest, revealing a T-shirt, with a most threatening message printed on it. The ninja forced back a second by the enormous unleashing of sound, our geek has the time to raise his pepperspray in defence again.

However, he does see his own imminent death, as his weapon is no match for the katana... Unless.. Yes! That was it! That was the idea! Throwing the spray forward as fast as he can, he stares at it with such an intense gaze that time seems to slow down.... The can flies and flies through the hear.... And just when it's about to fly past Dachi's head, Fluffie uses his eye lasers, exploding the can and pouring pepperspray all over Dachi (including überstealth eyes

), making the last thing he ever saw the dark and evil printing on Fluffie's shirt....

All your base are belong to us...

No Dachi · 14 Jan 2004, 17:30

No Dachi's eyes are showered not by a light dusting of pepperspray as is usual, but by gigantic globules of it. The pain is so intense that the überstealth ninja almost blacks out, and drops his katana to the ground. With such an incredible dosage of the self-defense spray having been delivered, the ninja is soon permanently blinded, the last thing that he sees being the terrible, terrible message of the T-shirt.

But luckily the ninja's other senses were enough to compensate for his loss of vision. He could hear his opponent's feet slowly shifting back and forth on the ground as he tried to get a good idea of what the ninja was doing. No Dachi continued to pretend that the pain was so intense that he could not think properly, trying to formulate a plan in his head. He quickly discovers one; a wheeled refuse dumpster, which the ninja could hear being pushed across the arena floor by a janitor collecting up body parts. Leaping into action, No Dachiruns across the arena floor, pushing the janitor out of the way and grabbing the refuse cart. Lifting the heavy plastic lid, No Dachi throws another time bomb in, before running towards Fluffie with the cart held in front of him, as protection from the eye lasers. At the last moment, No Dachi leaps out and delivers a powerful punch to Fluffie's stomach. While the man is doubled voer and wheezing, No Dachi throws him into the refuse bin with the bomb and gives the whole wheeled thing a hearty push toward a large container of flammable gas set against the arena wall, presumably to provide heating for the stands. The ninja leaps on top of the large refuse bin as it trundles towards the gas canister, putting his full weight on the lid so that the Dutchmas cannot possibly escape. With his glee at his enemy's ensueing demise manifesting itself as a sadistic grin on his face, No Dachi speaks once more, obviously in high spirits.

"You are on your way to destruction" - and with that, No Dachi leaps backwards off the bin, leaving it to hurtle toward the gas canister and a fiery explosive death for Fluffie.

Fluffie · 14 Jan 2004, 17:34

"What you say?" speaks a voice behind Dachi as he had just departed the destruction-bound container. Giggling as his finishes using his magically-teleporting-g33k-w4tch-device, Fluffie kicks the ninja in the back, sending him hurling towards the seconds away explosion. Finishing his geekish, girly giggling, the Fluffie One turns around and runs for a weapon's crate that just parachuted in, Worm's style

No Dachi · 14 Jan 2004, 17:39

His enemy was behind him! But how?! This was the question that ran through No Dachi's head as the man's boot connected with the small of his back, causing him agonising pain and, worse still, to fly through the air in the direction of the soon-to-be explosion. But the ninja was not to be beaten yet! Using every ounce of extraordinary control in his finely physically honed body, No Dachi turns around in mid air and grabs Fluffie's outstreched leg, holding the Dutchman in front of him as they both descend through the air toward the gas canister. No Dachi was going to die, yes, but Fluffie would die first.

"You have no chance to survive make your time", the ninja said as he watched the container connect with the gas cannister. The bomb would explode any second now...

Fluffie · 14 Jan 2004, 17:45

"Ha ha ha ..."

Fluffie laughed, though not really liking the fact why he was laughing. Using his intense g33k training, time slowed down again, giving himself extra time to react and save the... his day! Wondering what the hell he could do this time, Fluffie sees but one option, only one course of action, only one way to save his skin!

And thus, he fires his eye lasers once again, this time taking out one of the wheels on the container. That having been done, the container enters a spin, a slip and some other funky stuff, but eventually flying up into the air, away from the gas storage. Somewhere high in the sky, it explodes harmlessly (or rather, almost harmlessly, just a flock of birds that lost some feathers).

This just leaves our young, lovely and romantic.. Erh... Our airborn couple crashing into an Arena Wall, both on some merry and magical wall hitting it head first, leaving them with one mother of all head-aches.

"*moan* ouch *cough* pain..."

Bakan · 14 Jan 2004, 17:55

*Walking into the arena, Bakan smiles. Wearing a white leather trenchcoat, white shirt with black pants, and of course black sunglasses, Bakan looks around. Hearing the sounds of gunfire, Bakan runs forward, and goes for his weapons.... only to realize he left them all in his black trenchcoat.*

"CRAPICUS!"

*Running along still, Bakan realized that his legs were still running him into the combat, fashionably dressed, but lacking weapons, he would die far to quickly. Running past a janitor's closet, Bakan stops, skidds, and kicks in the door. Unfortunally all that's in there are cleaning material, and a "learnin stick". Smiling, Bakan picks up the "learnin stick" and runs towards the signs of combat.*

*Entering, Bakan ducks as a lovely little couple crash into the wall above him. Their impact knocks away parts of the wall, tearing Bakan's brand new white trenchcoat. Enraged, Bakan rushes forward, raises the "learnin stick" and smashes it into one of the people's eyes, looking surprisingly red as if they were deadly EYE LASERS. Fortunally the "learnin stick" also had several rusty nails that just so happened to stab deep into the evil person's eye's, poking them out. Looking at him, Bakan tries to think of a word to say to mock him, drawing a blank until he scream out.*

"CAPTAIN!"

No Dachi · 14 Jan 2004, 18:05

No Dachi's head cleared just in time to see (through his ears) the mysterious, trenchcoated figure destroy his former opponent's eye lasers with some kind of stick containing rusted nails. A formidable weapon indeed, and No Dachi without his katana. The überstealth ninja acted quickly, sommersaulting back, planting his feet against the wall, and pushing himself off to land behind the newly-arrived stick wielding warrior. No Dachi saw instantly that he could now, possibly, take out both his old opponenet and his new opponent in one fell swoop - but it would require his most deadly weapon - the zigs!

No Dachi reached into one of the many pounches aorund his waste, producing a handful of the deadly projectiles, before throwing them full pelt at the trenchcoated figure and Fluffie, now deprived of eye lasers to shout the zigs out of the air with. As the ninja throws the zigs, he cries out...

"Take off every Zig!"

And wartches with mounting glee as the zigs streak toward their targets...

Fluffie · 14 Jan 2004, 18:11

Crap****. Crap****. Crap****... Crap****! Crap****ing****!

His eyes.. Or rather, what should've been his eyes were hurting. Hurting badly. Hurting crap****ingly so much that he could feel something beginning to burn inside of him... Was it fear?

Or maybe... Was it fear, fear leading to anger?

And... Giggling a soft, dark giggle, Fluffie knew what anger lead to. Anger lead to HATE!

Hate! Pure mother****ing hate against every shitty creature daring to **** with him, God-all-****ing-mighty Fluffie!

And yes... As the cliche forces me, the hate lead to the dark side. No no, not the dark side... But the... Dark Side. Oh yes. The Dark Side, including all of its Dark Powers. Powers.... Powers of the Force! Yes! Yes! THE FORCE!

It was just then that Fluffie heard the ninja-geezer scream something about zigs. Not doubting a second about these things being bad, Fluffie used all his just gotten power to force the zigs... To force the zigs to EAT THE MOTHER****ING EYE STEALING SHITTY BASTARD'S EYES!

"Move zig!"

Fluffie yelled that line, just for extra effect. He opened his eyes. Oh yes. He looked at the zigs. Beautifull zigs. Zigs about to eat Bakan's eyes.... Muwahahaha...

Hewitt · 14 Jan 2004, 18:11

*Hewitt strides into the arena where three funky peeps are already duking it out. Deciding he would have some 'fun' first while there was still an absent of near-invincible contenders, Hewitt had assumed a more humanish form for this little stint... if a 6ft humaniod dragon could ever be considered humanish. His only article of clothing is a pair of ripped denim jeans.*

*Takes a really deep breath.* "Ahh... I just love the smell of napalm in the morning. It does one's soul good it does.'

*Hewitt pulls a box of cigs from his right pocket then fumbles around in his left until he produces a small silvery-white lighter with a green symbol of a four leaf clover pressed upon the side. He lights a cig in his mouth, taking in a long drag of toxic fumes before pocketing the flimsy cardboard box and closes his eyes for a second as nicotine begins flowing from his lungs.

Now feeling satisfied with himself Hewitt lets the lit fag dangle from one side of his draconic maw and proceeds to light the pilot light on his flamethrower of über1334|\|355. He depresses the trigger and a large 30ft flame shoots forth from the nozzle.*

"Somebody call for an exterminator?"

Bakan · 14 Jan 2004, 18:18

*Seeing his opponent laugh hysterically, Bakan laughs also, until the uber nijar throws a bunch of things, yelling out their name also. Watching, almost in slow motion as his adrenaline spikes, his brain hyper-thinks, Bakan tries to think of something as the ones going to his opponent turning towards him. Thinking, Bakan hefts his learning stick and start running toward the uber-ninga, fueled by the fact he was about to die.*

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

*The Zig's then struck, stabbing out Bakan's eyes, stabbing deep into his internal organ's, rupturing them, causing them to bleed out their contents, creating such a burning pain Bakan almost fell, but forcing himself in his last action, Bakan swings out upwards, intending to catch the ninja in the jaw, but is to close, and insteads drives no less than 3 nails on the learnin stick into the ninja's genitals. Falling forward, the learning stick then shreads said genitals, causing them to bleed out uncontrollably. Falling forward, Bakan breaths his last..... for now.*

Hewitt · 14 Jan 2004, 18:21

*Hewitt watches on... horrified.*

Ow. That's gotta hurt.

No Dachi · 14 Jan 2004, 18:22

No Dachi watches with satisfaction as his zigs rip bloodily through the third combatant's body, destroying his eyes and rupturing his internal organs, before tearing through the other side of the man's body and heading for No Dachi's original foe, with the intention of doing something similar to him. No Dachi laughts loudly and uncontrollably - only for the laugh to turn into a shriek of hideous pain. Looking down, No Dachi sees the stick, complete with rusted nails, protruding from his crushed genetalia. The ninja finds himself to be blleding profusely. With one opponent on the floor and another soon to be, there is only one thing left to do. No Dachi takes his short wakizashi and, kneeling on the ground, cuts open his stomach in a slow, agonising horizontal line before wrenching the blade upwards into his chest. At this, the überstealth ninja finally dies...

Fluffie · 14 Jan 2004, 18:26

Yeah! The Dark G33k lives! He lives! Lives on! YEAH!

No

Standing too closely behind suiciding Ninja's is bad for ones health

Bakan · 14 Jan 2004, 18:34

*Bleeding out, Bakan dies.*

*RESPAWN*

*Respawning, Bakan looks at himself, clad again in white trenchcoat, black pants, white shirt, and again, NO WEAPONS. Looking at his hand, Bakan smiles, for he is still clutching the learnin stick, a 2 by 4 with several hundred rusty nails sticking out from it, still dripping with the uber-ninja's blood and parts of his genitals, along with parts of fluffie's eyes. Smiling, Bakan goes running off.*

*Seeing a man without a shirt on, Bakan becomes horrified and insulted. Sneaking up behind the man in a manner that would make that uber-ninja proud, Bakan raises his learnin stick and swings, aiming for the back of Hewitt's head, but he stepped on what appeared to be the former uber-ninja's slit stomach, slipps, and strikes Hewitt right on his arse. Falling still and smashing his face into the uber-ninja's slit chest, Bakan heaves and his breakfast makes a special guest appearance in the uber-ninja's chest cavity. Unfortunally for Hewitt, this action resulted in the learnin stick being implanted into his arse, then twisted violently and yanked out.*

Hewitt · 14 Jan 2004, 18:47

*Hewitt is laughing at the sight of one contender as he is stabbed by the sword of a suiciding ninja when he feels several sharp pains run up his ass.*

O_O

*The natural reaction of course is that Hewitt leaps several feet into the air.*

YYYEEEEEEEEEOUUUUUUUUUCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flapjack · 14 Jan 2004, 19:48

*At that exact point, flapjack walks in, sees a person in a dirty white coat with a stick on the ground, a dragonlike creature flying through the air and several dead bodies, flapjack thus responds by pulling out the first book he could find, expecting it to be his nicklist, and battering the person in the white coat with said book*

*a few moments later flapjack finds out he is beating Bakan with an old agenda*

uhoh

*flapjack hopes Bakan dies while he runs off in search of a better weapon*

okiN · 14 Jan 2004, 20:01

*okiN arrives at the arena. He counts three corpses, and three combatants. "Good enough", he thinks, and proceeds towards the hubbub. He then sees one of the combatants, the one with the cool get-up, trip over a corpse, and hit another one, the one that looks sort of like a dragon and doesn't have much in the way of clothing, on the ass with a stick with nails in it. okiN is rather surprised to see the dragon-looking one jump up high into the air, and emit a tremendous screech of agony. He also sees the one with the cool attire, now covered in blood, start vomiting into the corpse's chest, and the third one beat him with a book, then run away. Seeing a chance, okiN starts running even faster. His left hand drops to a thigh pocket, and his right hand reaches for his shoulder holster. The left one comes up with a clip labeled "APCS", and the right hand unbuttons the holster and pulls out... A DESSERT BEAGLE! This feared weapon, a semi-automatic handgun that has been modeled and painted to resemble a smirking Snoopy, is capable of firing dozens of differant ammunition types, and is known and loved for it's reliability, almost infinite clip size and pin-point accuracy. okiN swings the gun to his front, inserts the clip into the bottom of the handle, grasps it firmly with both hands, and starts firing at the convulsing and bruised Bakan. But this gun fires no mere bullets, and at the moment, okiN has loaded it with... ARMOUR-PIERCING CARAMEL SUGAR AMMUNITION! The needle-sharp shards head straight for Bakan, and okiN fires on, the distance between him and the other fighters quickly growing smaller*

Wo2 · 15 Jan 2004, 04:24

*A portal opens above the center of the ampitheather, and a man in a uniform falss screaming to the floor. He was lucky enough to land in the Janitors body cart. Apon removing a dead hand from his mouth Wo2 stood up a and looked about. Being frightened by what he saw hi laid back down and deicided to wait. In his stylish SSI jantior uniform Wo2 was wondering how he had got from cleaning deck plates, to being in the middle of a FFA. The body cart squeaked along slowly and then came to a stop. The man pushing the cart up ended the cart in the incinerator and locked the closed the door.*

---- Respawn ----

*wo2 stepped out of the Rewapn chamber and blinked. That had hurt. After gaining his senses wo2 wandered around the arena until he found a Janitor closet, he opened it and found everything he could ever want to clean with, including a bucket to wear on his head.

He strapped a large string of various cleaning sprays to his belt, threw a short broom over his back like a sword, and grabbed a handfull of really really bad smelling air fresheners. He then closed the door and headed for the arean, intent on cleaning up the contestants. He stepped through one of the arean doors and blinked briefly to ajust to the light.*

flapjack · 15 Jan 2004, 09:18

*at which point flapjack found himself unable to stop and on a collision course with the suddenly appearing janitor*

DUCK !!, no wait, don't

*An instant later flapjack slams into the janitor person (wo2) and throws them both on the ground, after which he quickly gets up, pats some dust of his uniforma and runs out of the arena and into the armoury to find a vac suit and some weapons, 2 hours later flapjack finally finds his way into the airlocks and awaits the decompression to finish*

Wraith[x] · 15 Jan 2004, 15:35

MEANWHILE

Wraith, dressed in his Puncture-Proof™ SpaceSuit, floats serenely around the 0-G part of the MECA, humming the Blue Danube Waltz, only his NightStinger Technology Weapons attached to various places of his body detracting from the scene of tranquility...

Bakan · 15 Jan 2004, 20:01

*Pulling his blood soaked, vomit covered face from the uber-ninja's chest, Bakan finds himself assualted with a;... agenda. Apparently his program also realized his ineffective choice of weapons, for he quickly ran off, only for another one to attack Bakan with a pistol. Seeing him fire, Bakan rolls on the ground, picks up the dead uber-ninja body and uses it as a shield. Seeing more internal organ slip out, Bakan picks up the uber-ninja's heart and throws it at okin's face.*

*Obviously momentarily distracted, Bakan throws the body aside, grabs his learnin stick, and rushes forward, striking Okin in his gun wrist, stabbing several rusty nails into it. Pulling it out, tearing away skin, veins, arteries, muscle, and fragements of bone, Bakan kicks Okin in the chin, then swings again, striking okin in the throat.*

Wo2 · 16 Jan 2004, 02:42

*Wo2 stood up after being blown off his feet by a run away flapjack, just in time to see Bakan attaking Okin and using a body for a shield, which spews a lot of blood. Wo2 is momentarily dismayed at the show of staining blood. He then remebers one of his handy redemys to, normally staining, blood. He whips out a can of WD40 in a highly presurrized can and begins to spary in the direction of the blood, after a sizable steam is in motion Wo2 pulls out a hand lighter and ignites the stream. The insuing fireball begins to chrispify the local dirt and blood, removing the stain problem, along with varius bits of Combatant autonomy.*

okiN · 16 Jan 2004, 09:33

*okiN is rather confuddled. The armour-piercing caramel sugar rounds have been known to penetrate 6,5 cm of titanium alloy, but now they fail to go through the mutilated corpse of an über-ninja. He is then hit in the face by the über-ninja's heart, and his right wrist is thoroughly destroyed by a stick with rusty nails in it, leaving his hand bloodied, and obviously worthless for the remainder of the battle. He drops the gun, and is then kicked in the chin, causing blood and saliva to spurt out of his cracked lip and mouth, and sending him toppling backwards, but his adversary still somehow manages to jab him in the throat. okiN doesn't even have time to scream under this terrifying assault, and probably couldn't have anyway, since he was choking a bit after being hit in the windpipe, he merely stares at Bakan as he falls to his back, mesmerized and horrified. He hits the ground with a thud, then notices the dessert beagle in the dirt beside him. Knowing that the rapid blood loss will soon weaken him, eliminating the any chance at survival he still may have, he rolls over to his stomach, picks it up with his left hand, and gets to his feet, firing at Bakan, and retreating as rapidly as he can*

*Then he notices the flame jet heading towards them. Seeing a remote chance, he dives diagonally forward to the right, tucking his right arm away to prevent further damage to his embattled wrist, and rolling as he hits the ground. He drops the Beagle, and reaches into the bag on his back, coming out with... THE DREADED GIANT CANDY CANE OF DOOM! as he comes out of the roll into a kneeling position, he tosses the weapon, which is basically just a really big candy cane with the straight end sharpened to a point, into the air, grabs it by the middle, and swings it towards the running Bakan's feet, tripping him. Getting to his feet, okiN catches the falling Bakan into the hook and spins around, letting the candy cane drop so he's holding it just above the tip, then hurls his enemy at the rapidly approaching fireball, on a direct collision course. He then goes into a coughing fit*

Bakan · 16 Jan 2004, 15:22

[ooc] I'm literally 15 minutes away from leaving on a trip to my hometown [4 hours away] so since okin bothered me to much, here is is ashitty post [/ooc]

*Finding himself airborn, Bakan rolls into a ball as the fireball hits him. Fortunally only his trenchcoat catches on fire. Landing, Bakan throws off his trenchcoat, runs over to okiN, and wraps the burning trenchcoat around okiN's head. Annoyed, Bakan then pulls out a switchblade and stabs it into the area where okiN's eye would be, then pushes okiN, with a burning trenchcoat tied around his head, headfirst into wo2.*

okiN · 16 Jan 2004, 15:37

*As a result of a series of rather unexpected events, okiN now has a burning, white trenchcoat wrapped around his head, fastened there by a switchblade stuck into his eye, and is barreling towards Wo2. However, okiN himself is unaware of that last bit. As he is pushed, and about to fall over again, okiN removes the switchblade from his eye by holding it between his two hands, the mutilated one and the one currently holding the DGCCOD, and pulling forwards. This causes the trenchcoat to come free, and the tip of the DGCCOD to point conveniently backwards. As okiN slams into Wo2, the cane hits the janitor point first in the stomach and comes out of his back. Although temporarily blinded because of the blood and burns covering his face, he notices that the cane seems to be stuck. He pulls on it, causing it to come out of Wo2's belly, along with some small intestine. okiN gets to his feet using the cane to maintain his balance, and swings the cane around to fend off attackers until he regains his eyesight*

Wo2 · 16 Jan 2004, 16:43

*Well This was a interesting development. The janitor did like candy but not this much, Of course he did have the problem of falling over in pain. So he whipped out his broom and slamed it into the ground, behind okiN, trappin him between wo2 and the broom. Wo2 then remebered that if he dies he will respwan and not be in pain. He reachs with one hand while the other supports him on the broom, his free hand begins to open up the contents of his cleaning soultions and poor them on the ground, and his trapped oppenent. He then dropped the WD40 can. The fireball traveled back into the can and ignited the high presure contents causing it explode and iginte all the other liquids, forming an inferno. The resulting explosion rips apart any combants withing a 300 meter radius and neatly removing all blood stains from the arena.*

flapjack · 16 Jan 2004, 17:28

*flapjack quickly checks a small pulse rifle he grabbed while the decompression approaches its end, a few moments later the airlock in front of flapjack opens up and flapjack jumps out of the airlock as hard as he can, expecting an ambush on the other side*

*Fortunately for flapjack there is only wraith in the arena and wraith is floating away from the airlock and looking away from said airlock as well, flapjack is now heading towards wraith tough and he knows it will not belong before he is noticed. Flapjack thus aims the pulse rifle towards wraith and pulls the trigger, the energy pulses flying towards wraith as flapjack is slowed by the kickback of the rifle*

Io Cor · 16 Jan 2004, 19:53

*pops out a hatch from the ground, and lifts himself up, looking around while holding the hatch door open*

"...this isn't the armory!...."

*he grumbles and was just about to get out when a pulse goes flying by him, leaving a charred hole through his hair*

"b...b...bah...abuh!...a...a.aaahhhh!!!!....."

*he quickly grabs for his defective blaster, and rips the stained, rusting heap of metal from it's holster, when he aims it up, a pause, and then the barrel falls off, he whimpers and scrambles for the rolling barrel*

flapjack · 16 Jan 2004, 20:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Io Cor

*pops out a hatch from the ground, and lifts himself up, looking around while holding the hatch door open*

"...this isn't the armory!...."

*he grumbles and was just about to get out when a pulse goes flying by him, leaving a charred hole through his hair*

"b...b...bah...abuh!...a...a.aaahhhh!!!!....."

*he quickly grabs for his defective blaster, and rips the stained, rusting heap of metal from it's holster, when he aims it up, a pause, and then the barrel falls off, he whimpers and scrambles for the rolling barrel*

err, the 0g arena doesn't have hatches, only a couple of airlocks, not to mention that if a pulse charred your hair, you'd be floating somewhere around the center of the arena and the 0g arena is a vacuum.

i'm pretty sure that pulse was from my weapon since i'm the only person currently using pulse weapons

okiN · 17 Jan 2004, 13:15

*okiN is hit by flames. Lots and lots of flames. He catches fire, and burns until he can be described as "Crispy", or, at the very least, "Well done". He respawns in the changing room next to the airlock holding the DGCCOD. He lays it down on a bench and grabs a suit from a locker, the kind with small jets linked to the oxygen supply on the soles of the shoes and palms of the hands. okiN puts the suit on, picks up the DGCCOD again, opens the airlock door, seals it again, and starts the decompression sequence*

Wraith[x] · 18 Jan 2004, 02:20

Wraith pulls into a climb, floating artistically to the tune he was humming. This course change was rather fortuitous, as some cad took that opportunity to attack him from behind, unannounced. What a Bounder!

Wraith hastily spins around and levels out of his climb, drawing his dual Nightstinger Pistols, and returns fire whilst floating sedately backwards, Matrix/Max Payne stylee. The Nightstinger technology emits higher energy beams than conventional Lasers, thus increasing the frequency of the emitted lasers beams, shifting them out of the visible spectrum. Wraith fires each gun three times, sending invisible blasts of death towards his attacker, then fires his retroes and jets upwards, circling around the other combatant, squeezing off a pot-shot every so often, just to let him his opponent know he's there...

Wo2 · 18 Jan 2004, 04:41

~-- Respawn --~

*Wo2 steps outta the repawn chamber and smiles now that hes not in pain. He see's that all the people have headed into the 0g Arena. Realizing that space is can get cluttered, wo2 deiceds it could use a janitor. He heads to the air lock and grabs a spacesuit. He puts it on then clumisly slaps his cleaning gear to his suit and replaces his broom with a Quantam-Vaccum. (The only Vac with a Black hole for suction, now only $999999.99) He then steps into the air lock and begins to depresurize the lock.*

flapjack · 18 Jan 2004, 13:37

*flapjack only barely notices the blast of high-energy nothing heading towards him when the atoms and molecules of the almost completely nothing in front of him start to shift, thus flapjack uses his telemorphic skill to convert a tiny amount of matter to his side into anti-matter, which violently reacted with the tiny amount of matter it contacted with, thus creating a powerfull shockwave which sent flapjack careening out of control towards a nearby wall at speeds above the recommended speed for smacking into solid objects. Flapjack quickly turns towards said wall and opens fire at it with his pulse rifle, only barely slowing down sufficiently to prevent a large red spot to appear on said wall.*

*Flapjack then turns to face wraith again, pushing off hard against the wall to send him flying off as another shot from wraith's weapons smacked into the wall and then returning fire with his pulse rifle, spreading out a dozen pulses in a neat pattern heading towards wraith at high speeds*

<over radio> catch will you? <over radio>

Bakan · 11 Feb 2004, 21:42

*Bored, Bakan walks into a random arena and shoots at flpajack and wraith with.... a Banana gun.*

flapjack · 12 Feb 2004, 10:17

*flapjack is hit in the back by a harmless banana, as he turns around to face the culprit he notices bakan standing in the 0g-arena without a spacesuit*

*flapjack quickly bursts of some pulses and turns back to face wraith and continue bombarding him with pulses*

Bakan · 12 Feb 2004, 19:46

*Noticing that he needed a spacesuit, Bakan dies.*

*RESPAWN*

*Looking around, Bakan sees a small teleporter. Smiling he runs over, pulls out another banana and crushes it onto the platform, leaving a gooy mess. Typing in targetting coordinates, Bakan smiles and activates the teleporter. The remains of the banana vanish, only to reappear inside flapjack, specifically inside his heart.*

flapjack · 12 Feb 2004, 21:03

*flapjack notices an odd tinteling sensation*

*flapjack dies due to lack of heart, literally*

*RESPAWN*

*flapjack is momentarily dazed as he suddenly finds himself standing directly behind bakan, pulse rifle in hand after he respawned, flapjack however quickly figured out he died and thus pulls the trigger, unloading the remainder of pulse rounds towards bakan's backside*

okiN · 12 Feb 2004, 21:18

*okiN comes back from his coma that has lasted almost a month, and wakes up in an airlock. By now the decompression is definitely complete, so he opens the door and propels himself through, into the 0-G combat arena*

Disrupter · 22 Feb 2004, 22:53

Duke "Disrupter Dunsfield teleports into the now mostly empty armory. Noticing that he is not being noticed, he takes note of the lovely array of weaponry at his current dispossal. Clad in camo pants, a black sleeveless shirt and black mirror sunglasses, Disrupter decides to add some "toys" and other accessories.

He walks over to a shelf and sees a large ammo backpack which holds up to the equivalent of 2 elephants worth of ammo. He then notices a slightly smaller ammo backpack that has a hell of alot of ammo but it is also portible. With this particular pack, is and attached double barreled minigun, which instead of having one spinning barrel thingy, has two.

A small smirk of glee crosses across Disrupters face, "Hell yeah" he says quietly to him self.

He carries the gun to another shelf where the proper straps are located and adjust the gun so he doesn't have to acctually hold, using its pack as a counter weight. Being a commando of rather tall stature, he picks up his convenitantly placed SSSR 4000 sniper rifle and attaches it to his leg. He gets several dozen rounds for that and finishes off the out fit with a double bandaleer, appropriatly fitted with 24 plasma grenades apiece.

He turns and heads out into the arena. Silently and surprisingly agilely, considering what he his armed with, he heads around the outer edge and walks over to the room currently housing Bakan and his soon to be assassin. He quietly positions himself to get a really kick arse shot at the two and turns his duel miniguns on.

A slight whirring noise fills the room........

Heiro · 24 Feb 2004, 23:55

Am I here?
What's here?
Wow. thinking is quite amusing
Yep. But isn't the point of this to respawn and kill something
Quite possibly.

Heiro's body fizzles into existence, pixel by agonising pixel. Once the small pattern is layed out to fill his shape, stature and otherwise down right lovely body, It begins to solidify. Floating in space, with a lose white shirt, and baggy but otherwise fitting white canvas trousers. A smile overcomes his twisted face, and his 3 ft long braided ponytail floats out behind him. Crossing his arms, he waits for the process to finish, whilst looking down at the slow motion combat taking place in real time, around 20 feet below him, diagonally of course. The smirk widens.

Bakan
First things first, you need a warmup his other personality says
Oh yeah, like you'd know.

His body finishes 'rebuilding' and the customary blue flash overwhelms Heiro's eyes for just a second. His heart pulsing now, pumping his nanite enhanced blood around his body.

Don't we need oxygen in here?
Quite possibly.
Aw shi...

Before he can think, Heiro's body spasms somewhat, as the nanites begin to adapt to the situation.

Breathing nothing, wow. Thats a change

Pushing off the side of the cylinder, Heiro flutters, somewhat slowly down toward the incoming pair, looking, his eyes as black as the vacuum space around him, directly at his target. Raising his hand slightly, he extends all the fingers, as his pony tail whips across behind him. Heiro smiles as he nears the wall just above the door. And Disruptor. Pushing off again, with more speed this time, Heiro spins his body in mid air, a collective of thoughts running through his mind. Around 3 seconds later, Heiro lands on the spinning minigun barrels, depressing them 9 inches downward, spraying bullets into the vacuum, harmlessly. Before he can loose his balance, Heiro kicks Disruptor square below the nose, sending him reeling into the armoury. Backflpping neatly, he grabs the top of the hatchway, and swings from no gravity, to normal gravity, landing a kick solidly on the chest of distruptor, sending him gagging for air, yet again. The smirk widens yet again, and Heiro extends his left hand rapidly, stabbing down hard against the neck of his opponent, before drawing the sniper rifle on his leg, and shooting out both his kneecaps at point blank range. The smile fades as he walks out another door, into a maze of corridors and low slung walls.

Was that really nessasary?
Oh definitely
Well, im not arguing....
You are...
No im not!

And so it continues, as Heiro moves for cover, throwing aside the rifle after removing the ammo clip.