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Unread 8 Mar 2005, 01:21   #1
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What if you die ...
and you leave an awful lot of porn behind (on your hard-drive, under your mattress, in your cupboard)?

What then?

TBH that's what i think about more often that "how would my internet friends now i'd really quit the web for good this time".



Now to my mind there's two possible approaches to this situation:

1.) i'm dead - i dont give a **** because i'm dead

2.) people might think less of me and my shizer fetish and that upsets me



Fair play to all those who take approach 1.

However how about instead of dying you end up in a coma after, for instance, an horrific car crash.

You awaken from the coma to find no family at your bedside - your *shock horror* bestiality porn has been found.

What then?

I bet now you'd rather you're "secret desires" weren't really found.



Now what to do about this.

I have a suggestion and maybe we can work up a business plan between us and make lots of money*.

CONCIENCE - "we do the right thing"

Do you ever worry that after your death / imobilisation after a car crash your loved ones will find out exactly how sick a puppy you are when your porn stash is discovered? Well fear no more. We at Concience worry so you don't have to. Upon notification of your death/imobilisation we spring into action. We enter your residence and clean it of any potentially embarassing materiel. Your hardrive will be cleared. All cupboards will be searched. If you notify us of the location we'll also clear out your secret hide-e-hole. All it takes is a clause added to your will and a further note left with your doctor and for a small annual fee we'll act as your concience.

Whatcha think?














*i have the brains ... sadly i dont think anyone here has the looks
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Unread 8 Mar 2005, 01:31   #2
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Re: What if you die ...
I belive the service you are providing is a formal "porn-buddy". As outlined in that rarely amusing show "Coupling'" on BBC2, where the two main characters have resolved to clear out the porn of the other should they die.
Their payment/bonus would be to keep the porn.
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Unread 8 Mar 2005, 01:32   #3
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Re: What if you die ...
there was an advert on Tarrent on TV for a company like this years ago (wow, two "old" posts in a night, i'm on a roll) However, it was an american company, so you could try bringing it over here Dace. You could be on to a winnar!
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Re: What if you die ...
*shucks* foiled again :(

However one thing my company does have going for it is it's snazy name and slogan.

And if modern culture has taught us anything it's that a name and a slogan is enough.
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Re: What if you die ...
you actually keep porn in your cupboard?!??
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Re: What if you die ...
I'm fairly plain so unfortunately I don't have any bizzare porn
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Re: What if you die ...
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there was an advert on Tarrent on TV for a company like this years ago (wow, two "old" posts in a night, i'm on a roll) However, it was an american company, so you could try bringing it over here Dace. You could be on to a winnar!
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and i doubt anyone will find my porn, c: > my docs > my pictures > game screenshots

however the 50 or so mags next to my bed might give it away...
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and i doubt anyone will find my porn, c: > my docs > my pictures > game screenshots

however the 50 or so mags next to my bed might give it away...
What if I'd do a search on "xxx" on your computer? What would that turn up?
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Re: What if you die ...
you know, there's a much easier approach to all this...

Password any folder that contains junk with a nice and secure password you're sure off nobody will figure out, in addition make sure you hide it properly.

Ofcourse that won't work for all your dirty people that keep loads of porn in all forms... In such a case I can only think of 1 way, burn the house!

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Re: What if you die ...
i don have any porn


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Re: What if you die ...
I'm not particularly bothered about it really. If I was to die my pc would go to eiither my brother or friends and I doubt either of them would care.
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Re: What if you die ...
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Re: What if you die ...
How about a transmitter attached to your heart that informs yyour computer when you are dead, and it can promptly delete your hard drive or set off explosives or whatever?
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Re: What if you die ...
My dad has found porn on my computer before anyway, he knows I've looked at it and had some.

So it wouldn't be a big deal. As I don't have any beastiality or kiddy stuff or anything, then I'm ok. Most guys have porn on their computer anyway, so it isn't that embarassing.

I think they'd be more disturbed if I didn't have some on it.
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I think they'd be more disturbed if I didn't have some on it.
Thats what i told my parents when they found my magazine stash...
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