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Unread 3 Jul 2003, 03:39   #1
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a joke

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.

This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.

He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
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Unread 3 Jul 2003, 04:27   #2
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lol, I like that one
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Unread 3 Jul 2003, 14:55   #3
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it's not like har har funnny funny har har or anything.
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Unread 3 Jul 2003, 18:01   #4
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it's not like har har funnny funny har har or anything.
Actually, It was
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Unread 3 Jul 2003, 18:03   #5
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Actually, It was
no it wasnt
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Unread 3 Jul 2003, 18:04   #6
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You mean you didn't 'get it'?
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Unread 3 Jul 2003, 18:05   #7
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well i *giggled*
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So was he kissing her on the cheek or not?
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You mean you didn't 'get it'?
i got it
and its no HAR HAR HAR humour, as radical pointed out
or as aryn and her giggle
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i got it
and its no HAR HAR HAR humour, as radical pointed out
or as aryn and her giggle
The ex-con wanted to **** the husband. Not the wife moron!
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The ex-con wanted to **** the husband. Not the wife moron!
everyone knows that you dumb****
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homophobes would think this joke as unfunny
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I JUST ****ING POINTED IT OUT TO YOU! IT'S NOT MY BLOODY FAULT YOUR A DENSE ****WANKER?
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The ex-con wanted to **** the husband. Not the wife moron!
So why did the ex-con kiss her on the cheek?
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So why did the ex-con kiss her on the cheek?
He didn't?
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He didn't?
The omniscient narrator is never wrong. Unless this is a new form of story-telling.
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The omniscient narrator is never wrong. Unless this is a new form of story-telling.
He kissed her neck. And he must have been doing it just so when the wife told the story to someone else, it would seem hilarious.
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I JUST ****ING POINTED IT OUT TO YOU! IT'S NOT MY BLOODY FAULT YOUR A DENSE ****WANKER?
you implied that i dont know that, by calling me a moron,
i just pointed out that I, as everyone else, knows that, what you tought to be such a inteligent "suprising turn of events" that only you, "oh mister brainy" would understand
now get the **** out of my forum
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you implied that i dont know that, by calling me a moron,
i just pointed out that I, as everyone else, knows that, what you tought to be such a inteligent "suprising turn of events" that only you, "oh mister brainy" would understand
now get the **** out of my forum
Nope! You've just made this joke 10x more funny to me, as I could enjoy a joke, and take a piss on you in the same thread. Preciate it, ****wit!
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The omniscient narrator is never wrong. Unless this is a new form of story-telling.
maybe he went back in time later and prevented the con from kissing his wife.

And accidentally turned him gay in the process.

so he saw the guy kiss his wife, and wanted to prevent it from occuring. and the wife only remembered him not kissing her. cause he was now gay.

This is clearly a deep, provocative essay on the ethics and dangers of time travel.
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In other words. You didn't get it either.
surely he could have had plenty of gay sex in prison?
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Nope! You've just made this joke 10x more funny to me, as I could enjoy a joke, and take a piss on you in the same thread. Preciate it, ****wit!
well now I just realise how plain bad your sense of humour is
I bet you stop in the street when theres two dogs making out and you laugh your ass off
well, anyways, since you would find a conversation with a semiconscious person to be fun, enjoy
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surely he could have had plenty of gay sex in prison?
I can't think of any better way to get yourself back in the slammer than raping a guy.

Problem with murder is the best witness isn't available for court.
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Your implying that most people in jail are gay?
"You're". And no.
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well now I just realise how plain bad your sense of humour is
I bet you stop in the street when theres two dogs making out and you laugh your ass off
well, anyways, since you would find a conversation with a semiconscious person to be fun, enjoy
I would, I am, thanks!
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Your implying that most people in jail are gay?
Men in jail don't rape other men because they are gay, they do it for the feeling of power (at least that's why i...never mind).

It's a great case study in sociology.
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I thought it was more to do with no women than power.

I guess if that was the problem they could just wank though.
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I thought it was more to do with no women than power.
So you are saying that if you couldn't find a chick that would hook up with you for a year or so you might just go for it if a gay man used a pick up line on you?
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I bet you stop in the street when theres two dogs making out and you laugh your ass off

Sorry.

Is this a common occurence then?
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So you are saying that if you couldn't find a chick that would hook up with you for a year or so you might just go for it if a gay man used a pick up line on you?
I didnt say it applied to everyone.

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Men in jail don't rape other men because they are gay, they do it for the feeling of power (at least that's why i...never mind).

It's a great case study in sociology.
i would assume they do it because then they at least get to stick it in some hole, i mean some chick can be really nasty and they just toss a bag on her head and its all good (i would still personally go the wanking route myself)
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So was he kissing her on the cheek or not?
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