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Unread 13 Jun 2003, 22:55   #1
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Jumping off a bridge

What is it that kills you, the hitting the water real fast or the drowing that may or may not ensue?

I'm curious.
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Unread 13 Jun 2003, 22:56   #2
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Re: Jumping off a bridge

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What is it that kills you, the hitting the water real fast or the drowing that may or may not ensue?

I'm curious.
Usually? Neither.
Once in a while? Either, or a combination of both.
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So I could jump off a bridge and not ****ing die?

What's the ****ing point in that? Think of the money The Samaritans could have saved from not putting those frigging phones in had they known that!

Dude, I'm totally gonna jump, my life is bull**** man, bull****.
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I presume death caused by bridge-jumping is normally the strong current of the major river underneath it.
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Guess it also depends pretty much on how tall the bridge is. Where I live we have some pretty tall bridges. Guess the impact of the fall to the water there would knock most people unconscious. God knows enough people have jumped off them and died.



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jump into the Thames and it strips your skin off you in 10 seconds flat.

its not polluted much.
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Re: Jumping off a bridge

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What is it that kills you, the hitting the water real fast or the drowing that may or may not ensue?

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depends what under the bridge really, if its jelly then u probely wont die
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depends on how you land, but I think surface tension is sometimes quite fatal, since the first second is about like hitting concrete.
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if i ever jumped off a bridge it would have to be for suicidal purposes, and there definately wouldnt be water underneath it, but probably traffic
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if i ever jumped off a bridge it would have to be for suicidal purposes, and there definately wouldnt be water underneath it, but probably traffic
selfish bastard, delaying everyone else while they scrape you off the road.
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Not to mention the possibility of putting a bunch of people into the psych ward for mental aid after having someone fall onto their car and splatter on their windshield.
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Jumping off a bridge is fun, for about three seconds.
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if i ever jump off a bridge it'll be with a bunge rope attached to me
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It also depends how deep the river is.

You could break your neck hitting the bottom at speed.
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if i ever jump off a bridge it'll be with a bunge rope attached to me
Purposely use a rope 4 foot too long when attempting suicide, at least your death would give the papers something entertaining to write about
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Depends on the temperature, and the height of the bridge.

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Purposely use a rope 4 foot too long when attempting suicide, at least your death would give the papers something entertaining to write about
Not safe to jump with a rope exactly the right length, either...
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Not to mention the possibility of putting a bunch of people into the psych ward for mental aid after having someone fall onto their car and splatter on their windshield.
id be dead so what would i care heh
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Generally both. The hit from a 50ft bridge will break your legs, and then you usually can't swim, and so you die.
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Not safe to jump with a rope exactly the right length, either...
surely 'the right length' would be the length required for it to be safe and not the length from the bridge to the water?
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