I mean, life is hard, it gets you killed and what do you get back for it? You die
Thats why i think life was ment to be the other way arround.. it would be something liek this then:
First.. you die, atleast thats something you don't have 2 do again.
Then you spend a few years in the old ppl's house, playing some card games and other old ppl stuff.
Your eyes get better all the time, and slowly your getting some hair mroe hair. Even ur Wife/Husband is starting 2 look better and ur getting (sexual) feelings from which you didnt'even know they excisted. Ppl are taking good care for you, till you get arround ur 65 year, then ur trhown out cause ur to young.
Then you get a golden watch from ur boss and you start working, your starting on a low pace, a lot of free days, and the longer your working, the less stressed you get.
Your sexual feelings are becoming bigger and bigger, and your body (and that from tour partner) is getting better and better.
After 40 or so years are you young enuff to start acting like an animal, you **** everything which is ****able, school, heh who cares bout school. Every weekend there is a big party, you try alchol and drugs, cause in 25 years i all will end., Your taking nice vacations to spain and you go every winter (apres) sking cause you had 40 years a good job, so money enough.
Finnaly your rdy to become a student, ur going further with the drugs and the alcohol, study and homework? Not needed, there is no work after this anyway
Your sexlife is getting more exiting with the day.
On ur 12th you goto the elementry school, you have no responsibility and can play all day long.
Then ur becoming a baby, getting hugged arround the minute, and have a nice breast to suck on.
After that, you get back into a young pretty women and bring ur last 9 months floating thru.
And the best part....
You end as a VERY BIG ORGAMS!
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