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Unread 22 Mar 2004, 14:24   #1
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life...the other way :p

I mean, life is hard, it gets you killed and what do you get back for it? You die Thats why i think life was ment to be the other way arround.. it would be something liek this then:

First.. you die, atleast thats something you don't have 2 do again.

Then you spend a few years in the old ppl's house, playing some card games and other old ppl stuff.
Your eyes get better all the time, and slowly your getting some hair mroe hair. Even ur Wife/Husband is starting 2 look better and ur getting (sexual) feelings from which you didnt'even know they excisted. Ppl are taking good care for you, till you get arround ur 65 year, then ur trhown out cause ur to young.

Then you get a golden watch from ur boss and you start working, your starting on a low pace, a lot of free days, and the longer your working, the less stressed you get.

Your sexual feelings are becoming bigger and bigger, and your body (and that from tour partner) is getting better and better.

After 40 or so years are you young enuff to start acting like an animal, you **** everything which is ****able, school, heh who cares bout school. Every weekend there is a big party, you try alchol and drugs, cause in 25 years i all will end., Your taking nice vacations to spain and you go every winter (apres) sking cause you had 40 years a good job, so money enough.

Finnaly your rdy to become a student, ur going further with the drugs and the alcohol, study and homework? Not needed, there is no work after this anyway Your sexlife is getting more exiting with the day.

On ur 12th you goto the elementry school, you have no responsibility and can play all day long.

Then ur becoming a baby, getting hugged arround the minute, and have a nice breast to suck on.
After that, you get back into a young pretty women and bring ur last 9 months floating thru.

And the best part....


You end as a VERY BIG ORGAMS!

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Unread 22 Mar 2004, 14:29   #2
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Re: life...the other way :p

Personally, I wouldn't look forward to going through puberty backwards, nor entering my mother via her vagina.

I'm funny like that.
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Re: life...the other way :p

the working for a living as an old person with no education, training or experience might be a bit tough
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Re: life...the other way :p

Somebody watched to much Mork and Mindy.
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Unread 22 Mar 2004, 15:37   #5
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Re: life...the other way :p

I think Jerry Seinfeld travelled in a time pod to the future in order to steal his jokes from General Discussions!
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Re: life...the other way :p

Hey derry, were you in BDB's galaxy in Round 9.5?
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Re: life...the other way :p

i really really thought this thread would be about homosexuality.
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Re: life...the other way :p

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i really really thought this thread would be about homosexuality.
Prolly would have been funnier too if it was.

The shit thing about this whole theory is, that you're stuck with the same problem: it ends. Except you exactly know when.
I dunno what's shittier, knowing exactly when everything goes to black, or not knowing when it ends.
I'll think I'll chose for the not knowing thingy.
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Unread 22 Mar 2004, 17:57   #11
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Re: life...the other way :p

ah, but what makes you think seinfeld didnt steal it from red dwarf?

or red dwarf from mork and mindy, or whatever. Im sure its an ancient joke actually.
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You end as a VERY BIG ORGAMS!
If i didnt know better i would say you were in my lecture on Wednesday. We had a guest speaker come in from Croatia, Prof Radman. He was talking about DNA repair and the possibilities of curing Cancer. More interestingly he ended he lecture with the thought that the more diseases we cure the bigger the problem of having too many old people around becomes and so he thought making some kind of desirable self-controlled death would be a 'nice' solution. He proposed an orgasm 100 times stronger than a normal one that obviously ended your life.
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Unread 22 Mar 2004, 17:58   #13
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you might as well take an overdose of heroin. That would be fun.
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i was gonna say that thats a really funny episode - if you have the series on dvd check out the commentry on that one
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Re: life...the other way :p

yeah, theres a really long description of backwards world in one of the books actually. either backwards or last human, cant remember exactly which, though probably backwards thinking about it
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Re: life...the other way :p

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If i didnt know better i would say you were in my lecture on Wednesday. We had a guest speaker come in from Croatia, Prof Radman. He was talking about DNA repair and the possibilities of curing Cancer. More interestingly he ended he lecture with the thought that the more diseases we cure the bigger the problem of having too many old people around becomes and so he thought making some kind of desirable self-controlled death would be a 'nice' solution. He proposed an orgasm 100 times stronger than a normal one that obviously ended your life.

and, uhm, no i wasn't in ur lecture

intresting theorie btw
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Re: life...the other way :p

It's a wonderful mix of forwards and backwards chronologies, chosen so reverse causality makes sense as a forward causality.

Did I say wonderful? I meant stupid.
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