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11 Mar 2004, 13:10
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Bloody memory loss
well... I remember sending texts to the following people last night at about 2 in the morning:
my ex
a female friend
a girl who i slept with a few times
the girl i'm sleeping with now
my ex's friends who i pulled a couple of weeks ago
But I have no idea what I said to any of them
also I pulled a german girl who plays rugby (she wasn't that bad, i think)
had a mates ex come onto me
spoke to another ex's friend but I've got no idea what i said
and drunk copious amounts of whatever alcohol was thrust into my hand...
I woke up alone on my bed with my clothes still on and my phone in pieces on the bedside table...
Now I feel down and I have to work on my bloody project
It's a hard life being a student...
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11 Mar 2004, 13:13
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by Ste
It's a hard life being a student...
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I try telling this to the bloke at the offy each and every time I visit but he just laughs at me =(
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11 Mar 2004, 13:15
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by Ste
Drunken night out!
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All this from a badminton social!? lol
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11 Mar 2004, 13:18
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Re: Bloody memory loss
Juice, need I say more?
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11 Mar 2004, 13:21
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Bloody memory loss
I never get that drunk in juice.
No lemme rephrase that - I'm usually twatted by the time I get in so cant be arsed cuein etc for drinks - usually just do a lil bit of bogof on bottles and mebbe a pint or 2.
Tis always fun tho Juice - and the reason my football team is now out of inter mural!
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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11 Mar 2004, 13:22
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by Ste
also I pulled a german girl who plays rugby (she wasn't that bad, i think)
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ok im just wondering how you found out she played rugby?
did it come around like this -
Ste: hello, im drunk
German rugby player: hallo bin ich eine deutsche Rugbydame
Ste: wow learn something new everyday
etc.
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11 Mar 2004, 13:29
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by Stew
I never get that drunk in juice.
No lemme rephrase that - I'm usually twatted by the time I get in so cant be arsed cuein etc for drinks - usually just do a lil bit of bogof on bottles and mebbe a pint or 2.
Tis always fun tho Juice - and the reason my football team is now out of inter mural!
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Wasn't too busy at the bars last night, anyway - other people were getting them for me
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ok im just wondering how you found out she played rugby?
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Juice is a uni night aimed at sports clubs...
She had her Uni of Sheffield Womens Rugby Team t-shirt on - as did all of them.
The badminton club went Hawaiin themed.
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11 Mar 2004, 13:31
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by Ste
The badminton club went Hawaiin themed.
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So did hockey if I'm not mistaken - well my m8 who played hockey borrowed hawaiin shirt.
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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11 Mar 2004, 13:32
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Re: Bloody memory loss
yeh... there were quite a few people dressed up, as always.
The Water-polo team were all Mexican i think.
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11 Mar 2004, 13:45
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Raaaaaaaah!
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Re: Bloody memory loss
The girl I've been seeing told me she didn't want a serious relationship and it's best we stop seeing one another, what the hell did she think I wanted ?
The girl who's been my backup of late told me she now has a boyfriend and we also need to stop seeing each other.
My ex shouted at me lots, I'm not sure why.
I accidentally spat loads of my drink over my mate’s girlfriend's friends, I was aiming for someone else.
I was messing about with a taxi driver who took us to the union at the end of the night gay and stuff (He was giving it back and calling me a sheep shagger) when a gay guy (and his straight mates) decides to take offence and try and start on me, queue bouncers/loads of other people having to restrain us.
And now I’m stuck in a lame Economic Data Analysis class.
Another fun night at the students union.
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11 Mar 2004, 13:57
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Re: Bloody memory loss
fancy mutually scowling about girls?
damn them all.
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11 Mar 2004, 14:11
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a little bit broken
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Re: Bloody memory loss
bloody students
tut
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11 Mar 2004, 14:47
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by madi
bloody students
tut
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You love us really
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11 Mar 2004, 15:29
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Gone
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Re: Bloody memory loss
I read about Inconoclasm in medieval Byzantium last night and I can't remember a friggin detail of it.
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11 Mar 2004, 15:56
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Motherfracker
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by Hicks
I was messing about with a taxi driver who took us to the union at the end of the night gay and stuff (He was giving it back and calling me a sheep shagger) when a gay guy (and his straight mates) decides to take offence and try and start on me, queue bouncers/loads of other people having to restrain us.
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officially weird
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11 Mar 2004, 16:20
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Clerk
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Re: Bloody memory loss
On Saturday I woke up on a bus (I didn't know which bus, and quickly jumped off at the next stop).
I got off the bus, with little memory of how I had got on it originally. By the bus stop was a sign which said "Buy Fresh Free Range Eggs Here Direct From The Farmer!" and one of those gates you only get "in the country".
Needless to say I am a good ten miles from anywhere which could remotely be considered "the country", this disturbed me somewhat. The only other memory I have was talking to a girl dressed as a fairy about MDMA, and trying to molest a quite unattractive goth girl.
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11 Mar 2004, 16:22
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Re: Bloody memory loss
is there a conclusion to the story or did you just go to buy eggs and ended up on the internet?
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11 Mar 2004, 16:23
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by Ste
is there a conclusion to the story or did you just go to buy eggs and ended up on the internet?
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Ste - wot buildin u in now?!
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
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11 Mar 2004, 16:23
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Re: Bloody memory loss
The best thing about when dante uses the word girl is that you know the police are after him for this one.
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11 Mar 2004, 16:24
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Re: Bloody memory loss
Stew - Mappin building
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11 Mar 2004, 16:35
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Stew - Mappin building
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I just had a lecture in there and am in there at 4 - i'm in SG library - was gonna say lo but fk it - just been bk there to get my car a new pay and display ticket, cba goin bk again!!
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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11 Mar 2004, 16:45
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Clerk
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by Ste
is there a conclusion to the story or did you just go to buy eggs and ended up on the internet?
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It was more a cautionary tale than a story with a point.
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11 Mar 2004, 16:45
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Re: Bloody memory loss
i'm pissing about in the micro-unit on F floor doing my project...
It closes at 5 so I'll be heading off then...
How come you drive in? you just a rich lazy bitch?
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11 Mar 2004, 16:47
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by Ste
i'm pissing about in the micro-unit on F floor doing my project...
It closes at 5 so I'll be heading off then...
How come you drive in? you just a rich lazy bitch?
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lol - I dont usually drive in but do on Thursdays - well have up til now cos I've only had an hour and its not worth walkin 25mins here and then 25mins bk just for one hr. Today however, tutorials have been introduced, but I'm off out at 5:45 so need to get me and my house m8 bk asap to get ready.
Got bloody parking ticket the other day as well - £30 - sucked!!
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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11 Mar 2004, 16:52
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Re: Bloody memory loss
hmm... traffic around then is absolutely awful in Sheffield. Do you live up in Walkley? only takes me 15 mins to walk in from crookesmoore...
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11 Mar 2004, 16:56
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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hmm... traffic around then is absolutely awful in Sheffield. Do you live up in Walkley? only takes me 15 mins to walk in from crookesmoore...
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Live at top of Crookes - and I kno, I'll take some classy shortcuts!
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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11 Mar 2004, 17:37
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Re: Bloody memory loss
Last night I had a big wank.
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11 Mar 2004, 17:47
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Last night I had a big wank.
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So did I. Iconoclasm really turns me on.
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11 Mar 2004, 18:28
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Re: Bloody memory loss
nobody cares Stew
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11 Mar 2004, 18:50
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by Ste
well... I remember sending texts to the following people last night at about 2 in the morning:
my ex - Probabaly something along the lines of i love you/i hate you bitch, depending how you feel about her
a female friend - Could just have been hello
a girl who i slept with a few times - oops! that was prob what you doing tonight? or i hate you bitch
the girl i'm sleeping with now - i want you now/i love you etc etc, or what you up to now?
my ex's friends who i pulled a couple of weeks ago - now thats just a bad idea!!
But I have no idea what I said to any of them - You could just text them and ask them, oh and appoligise for being so drunk.
also I pulled a german girl who plays rugby (she wasn't that bad, i think) You know she was - i dont think i know any german rugby players!!
had a mates ex come onto me - oh dear - im hoping you remembered to say no!!
spoke to another ex's friend but I've got no idea what i said - who cares shes his ex
and drunk copious amounts of whatever alcohol was thrust into my hand... - I really dont see any problem with that one
I woke up alone on my bed with my clothes still on and my phone in pieces on the bedside table... - oops
Now I feel down and I have to work on my bloody project
It's a hard life being a student... lies its great fun!!!
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11 Mar 2004, 18:56
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by madi
bloody students
tut
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most of my friends are students i use this line constantly whenever they cadge drinks off me cos i work full time and am therefore rich by their studenty type logic
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11 Mar 2004, 21:17
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Re: Bloody memory loss
i thought this thread was about DM lol
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11 Mar 2004, 21:26
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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most of my friends are students i use this line constantly whenever they cadge drinks off me cos i work full time and am therefore rich by their studenty type logic
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i had a friend like this, with a full time real job...he used to pay me lots of beer
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11 Mar 2004, 22:38
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Re: Bloody memory loss
look, do i ****ing know you? as you seem to be suspiciously after me in threads?
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11 Mar 2004, 23:10
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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look, do i ****ing know you? as you seem to be suspiciously after me in threads?
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yeah yeah, i been chasing your posts...
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11 Mar 2004, 23:16
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Bloody memory loss
I was woken up this morning by a phone call to my room.
A woman was on the line saying, in an English accent, that 'Mother will be arriving at 9am with the baby, don't be late'.
I THINK I'M MIXED UP IN SOME SORT OF SPY RING TYPE THING !!!
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11 Mar 2004, 23:17
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Re: Bloody memory loss
DM le Carre
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11 Mar 2004, 23:35
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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Originally Posted by BlacK_Bengudo
yeah yeah, i been chasing your posts...
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not quite what i meant, as i am half cut :/
i will edit my post to make sense to ppl other than me when i am sober tomorrow
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12 Mar 2004, 02:48
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Bloody memory loss
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nobody cares Stew
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?! Not just me in this thead!?
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