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26 Jun 2005, 20:40
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Guys...
What do you do when you think you're a shit kisser?
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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26 Jun 2005, 20:42
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Gone
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Re: Guys...
In that case, don't kiss them; just **** 'em.
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26 Jun 2005, 20:45
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: Guys...
Find a reason to stop kissing them, and then avoid it happening again as much as you can.
Unfortunately it isn't the most practicable thing; those that don't need the practice are the ones getting it.
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26 Jun 2005, 20:47
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Bored
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Re: Guys...
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
What do you do when you think you're a shit kisser?
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I remember that i'm not and it's the girl that's shit.
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26 Jun 2005, 20:48
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Guy next door
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Re: Guys...
practise with your closed fist
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26 Jun 2005, 20:59
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Re: Guys...
most people are too polite to actually say that you're a bad kisser so you should just keep on going, that way you'll get better over time
or ask one of your girl friends if she thinks you're a bad kisser and she can teach you things if shes nice
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26 Jun 2005, 21:06
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Guys...
i have a cunning tactic when it comes to kissing...
firstly, im not actually that arsed about it in the first place, there are better uses of my time in general. So its mostly just to please the woman
secondly, ALL girls think they are good kissers
therefore, just copy whatever she does, it will go down well, trust.
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26 Jun 2005, 21:07
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wild one
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Re: Guys...
Thankfully, I'm frequently informed that I'm not, however I feel empathy towards your pain.
Personally, I go with a soft and gentle approach, taking much care over their upper lip, after I once read something about the upper lip being female and the lower lip being male - in the words of Alki "/me shrugs".
Then, let them take the lead. You can't be shit if they're controlling it, if you follow their lead and help take it their way, they'll appreciate it. Don't worry if you're not enjoying it a great deal - the enjoyment should come from their pleasure as opposed to yours.
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26 Jun 2005, 21:08
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wild one
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Re: Guys...
ITT - Deepflow and Skiddy show that they are both perfect for every woman on the planet.
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26 Jun 2005, 21:09
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Gone
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Re: Guys...
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Originally Posted by skiddy
Personally, I go with a soft and gentle approach, taking much care over their upper lip, after I once read something about the upper lip being female and the lower lip being male - in the words of Alki "/me shrugs".
Then, let them take the lead. You can't be shit if they're controlling it, if you follow their lead and help take it their way, they'll appreciate it. Don't worry if you're not enjoying it a great deal - the enjoyment should come from their pleasure as opposed to yours.
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26 Jun 2005, 21:12
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Guy next door
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Re: Guys...
My last ex and my current girlfriend think I am the greatest kisser in the world, while I know I was shit like 10 years ago. Don't be too agressive with the tongue, play and gently stroke her lips with your own lips, actually kiss her, don't 'lay back' to just receive while rotating your tongue in some spastic motion.
Yes, kissing is serious business!
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26 Jun 2005, 21:13
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Guy next door
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Re: Guys...
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Originally Posted by skiddy
Thankfully, I'm frequently informed that I'm not, however I feel empathy towards your pain.
Personally, I go with a soft and gentle approach, taking much care over their upper lip, after I once read something about the upper lip being female and the lower lip being male - in the words of Alki "/me shrugs".
Then, let them take the lead. You can't be shit if they're controlling it, if you follow their lead and help take it their way, they'll appreciate it. Don't worry if you're not enjoying it a great deal - the enjoyment should come from their pleasure as opposed to yours.
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What MM said, it's all true, especially the upper lip, in my experiences they enjoy it when you gently take care of the upper lip.
About the going with her flow, I prefer not giving away too much lead but that takes confidence and some raw skills hoho.
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26 Jun 2005, 21:18
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Gone
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Re: Guys...
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
What MM said, it's all true, especially the upper lip, in my experiences they enjoy it when you gently take care of the upper lip.
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No, but, you see
Oh, nevermind.
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26 Jun 2005, 21:19
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Guy next door
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Re: Guys...
nigga what
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26 Jun 2005, 21:21
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Re: Guys...
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
nigga what
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nigga please!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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26 Jun 2005, 21:25
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Gone
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Re: Guys...
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
nigga what
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You missed out on 'the joke.'
But you're pretty, and therefore I don't expect you to always 'get' these things. Such is life.
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26 Jun 2005, 21:27
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Guy next door
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Re: Guys...
You where refering towards my use of commas?
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26 Jun 2005, 21:28
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Re: Guys...
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
You where refering towards my use of commas?
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were....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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26 Jun 2005, 21:29
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Gone
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Re: Guys...
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You where refering towards my use of commas?
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No, sweetie. I was refering to the fact that I once snogged Skiddy. Which I'm sure he won't thank me for having to remind you all.
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26 Jun 2005, 21:45
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Guy next door
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Re: Guys...
eeeewwww
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26 Jun 2005, 21:48
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Re: Guys...
Don't try to stick your tounge in her [mouth] and you'll be fine.
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26 Jun 2005, 21:54
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Guy next door
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Re: Guys...
And don't drool like Charlie Tacher.
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26 Jun 2005, 21:59
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Re: Guys...
don't you hate it when the girl tries to eat half your face?
so don't open your mouth really wide.
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26 Jun 2005, 22:30
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Re: Guys...
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Originally Posted by skiddy
ITT - Deepflow and Skiddy show that they are both perfect for every woman on the planet.
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26 Jun 2005, 22:38
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share the <3
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Re: Guys...
Agree with the consensus, just ****ing do what they do and they're happy, try any of your leet 'moves' and you'll be slagged of as rubbish. Theres no such thing as being 'good' at kissing, all you can hope for is to do whatever your partner wants so they enjoy it. Infact most things when you think about it are done purely to keep women happy, id be perfectly content ejaculating within 10 secs of penetration and damn any man that says different. We've been taught to boast about the amount of time we spend on foreplay and how long we can avoid cumming for.
If i had my way id grab a girl by the back of her head stick my tongue intrusively and vigorously down her throat then after a series of rapid fumbles get down to business and keep my status as the 10 sec wonder.
Being 'good' has become sununomous with pleasing her. What about us eh eh?
**** you cosmo.
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26 Jun 2005, 23:14
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Re: Guys...
Imitation is said to be the highest form of flattery, so yeah just copy her.
Unless she's the bad kisser.
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27 Jun 2005, 00:02
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Re: Guys...
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Originally Posted by Flavius
I somehow enjoy seeing her twist in pleasure* when going down on her.
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Somehow? Man I love it.
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27 Jun 2005, 00:11
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Re: Guys...
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
What do you do when you think you're a shit kisser?
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Don't think about it. She ain't gonna drop you just because you're a bad kisser anyway. It'll get better with time I guess
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27 Jun 2005, 00:42
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Re: Guys...
Don't be sloppy or something.
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27 Jun 2005, 00:57
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Re: Guys...
use rohypnol
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27 Jun 2005, 03:18
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I dunno...
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Re: Guys...
Why not practice on the mirror?
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27 Jun 2005, 09:56
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Re: Guys...
Why not practise on a corpse?
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27 Jun 2005, 11:12
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Re: Guys...
why not pratice with prostitutes?
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27 Jun 2005, 12:30
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Re: Guys...
Because corpses are easier and cheaper.
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27 Jun 2005, 13:28
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Guys...
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nigga please!
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nigga prease!
back on topic...
Just try not to over analyse it. If you just relax you'll likely find yourself subconciously working in with her actions. Don't be afraid to play a little with her lips, even her teeth. Touch tongues but most definately don't go the whole hog and just jam it in there(Muslim style lol!).
Also, try to avoid staring at her when you kiss, I did once and I think I freaked her out.
Last edited by djbass; 27 Jun 2005 at 14:11.
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28 Jun 2005, 15:39
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Re: Guys...
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Also, try to avoid staring at her when you kiss, I did once and I think I freaked her out.
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I swear that's rule number one....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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28 Jun 2005, 15:55
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Re: Guys...
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why not pratice with prostitutes?
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Because prostitutes charge extra for kissing.
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28 Jun 2005, 16:01
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Re: Guys...
You should try lip-kissing more than tongue-kissing, a bit like they do on tv
I personally don't like to have a whole extra tongue in my mouth
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28 Jun 2005, 20:24
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Re: Guys...
My mum says I'm cool.
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