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17 Sep 2006, 23:29
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
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has anyone seen this film?
http://www.swedishbikiniteam.com/nsnm/backstory.html
The SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM is composed of five beautiful, intelligent, adventurous women. There are four active members and one reserve member. On land, on the high seas and high in the sky, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM members do their best to repel the forces of evil, to celebrate the beauty of the female body and to promote normal male/female relationships everywhere.
And they are normal women. They like men.
They were trained in close quarters combat, improvised weapons and modern tactical warfare methods by the extremely secretive CSD, the Covert Situations Division of the Swedish Military. They are certified SCUBA Divers. Further, they are airborne certified, and have completed missions with a British SAS, Special Airborne Service, unit and a United States Marine Recon team.
They are the free world's leading experts in long-range satellite image interpretation, remote spectral analysis and nuclear weapons disarming. They have enormous computer skills and are right at home navigating the parameters of a CRAY supercomputer and anything else electronic. Even though each member has an area of expertise, none of the girls have a singular specialty. Like the Navy SEALs, they are generalists; they can all do each other's job.
The Swedish Bikini Team members are proponents of beauty contests and they stand up for women's rights to flaunt their beauty in public. They are also strong proponents of normal male/female relationships. Their motto is: Celebrate the Difference!
A private international company, Blue, Ltd. coordinates their assignments. Blue's main offices are in London. They have branches in Los Angeles, Brisbane and other parts of the world. The mysterious Mr. Blue is the CEO. The SBT is leased out to friendly governments (NATO) and worthy private corporations on a case-by-case basis. They get involved in both government intrigue and high-level corporate intrigue.
I WANT TO SEE IT NOW!!!!!!111111 :crazyxmas:
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17 Sep 2006, 23:31
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: has anyone seen this film?
what. the. ****.
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17 Sep 2006, 23:49
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: has anyone seen this film?
Worst. Plot. Ever!
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17 Sep 2006, 23:52
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Lucky
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Re: has anyone seen this film?
i like the plot a lot.
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18 Sep 2006, 01:35
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dazed and confused
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Re: has anyone seen this film?
Charlies angels?
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18 Sep 2006, 01:45
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Dreamer in Pit of Hell
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Re: has anyone seen this film?
unfortunately...yes :s and i wish i never had
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Fate is the blind guy who pushes you in front of a bus
random n00b - r3 & 4
MoE - round 12
Rock - round 13, 14, 15, 16
Pragmatik - round 16
ToF - round 16
Subh - round 17
Pa Team - rounds 16, 17, 18, 19
awol ever since
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18 Sep 2006, 02:11
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so f*cking zen
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Re: has anyone seen this film?
This is what happens when 13 year old boys are allowed to write film scripts.
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18 Sep 2006, 02:12
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so f*cking zen
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Re: has anyone seen this film?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeline
unfortunately...yes :s and i wish i never had
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What in the Hell possessed you?
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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18 Sep 2006, 05:43
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Noruega
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Re: has anyone seen this film?
Tell me if you 'locate it somewhere', as I would be interested in watching it
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18 Sep 2006, 12:15
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nomen est omen
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: has anyone seen this film?
Corrrr!
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18 Sep 2006, 12:29
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Dreamer in Pit of Hell
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Derbyshire
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Re: has anyone seen this film?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
What in the Hell possessed you?
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i was drunk
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Fate is the blind guy who pushes you in front of a bus
random n00b - r3 & 4
MoE - round 12
Rock - round 13, 14, 15, 16
Pragmatik - round 16
ToF - round 16
Subh - round 17
Pa Team - rounds 16, 17, 18, 19
awol ever since
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