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19 Aug 2004, 23:25
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so f*cking zen
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Would you:
"Suck another guys cock for £1million?"
Bear in mind that average earnings over your lifetime will be about £800k.
As such you can forego a life time of misery being a corporate bitch for becoming a real life one.
Anyways "VOTING STARTS!"
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19 Aug 2004, 23:27
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wild one
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Re: Would you:
Yes.
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19 Aug 2004, 23:27
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: Would you:
Yes.
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19 Aug 2004, 23:31
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Motherfracker
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Re: Would you:
Yeah. I'd be darn good at it too.
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19 Aug 2004, 23:31
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: Would you:
Was it a rollover Dace?
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19 Aug 2004, 23:32
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Clerk
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Re: Would you:
No.
Although there's an American stand-up comedian who does a routine around this subject.
"When you're a kid people are always daring you to do stuff. Eventually the dares move onto money. Would you eat a bug for ten bucks? Would you throw a rock through someones window for twenty bucks.
The ultimate one is 'Would you suck a dick'? Would you suck a dick for a thousand? Ten thousand? A million?
Well, now I've been working for twenty years in a number of crap jobs I gotta say of course I'd suck a dick for a million bucks. Hell, I'll suck 16 dicks in a row for sixteen million, spend ten grand on mouth wash and then forget about it.
But I gotta see the money first. I ain't falling for that one again."
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19 Aug 2004, 23:33
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Would you:
Quote:
Originally Posted by LHC
Was it a rollover Dace?
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I asked about cock sucking not ass ****ing you twat.
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19 Aug 2004, 23:34
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Would you:
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
No.
Although there's an American stand-up comedian who does a routine around this subject.
"When you're a kid people are always daring you to do stuff. Eventually the dares move onto money. Would you eat a bug for ten bucks? Would you throw a rock through someones window for twenty bucks.
The ultimate one is 'Would you suck a dick'? Would you suck a dick for a thousand? Ten thousand? A million?
Well, now I've been working for twenty years in a number of crap jobs I gotta say of course I'd suck a dick for a million bucks. Hell, I'll suck 16 dicks in a row for sixteen million, spend ten grand on mouth wash and then forget about it.
But I gotta see the money first. I ain't falling for that one again."
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Who was it?
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19 Aug 2004, 23:37
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Clerk
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Re: Would you:
I dunno I saw it on Paramount Comedy Channel a while ago.
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19 Aug 2004, 23:38
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Re: Would you:
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Originally Posted by Dace
I asked about cock sucking not ass ****ing you twat.
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Well if it wasn't you have nearly enough candidates already, where do I sign up?
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19 Aug 2004, 23:39
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Chief over all Monkeys
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Re: Would you:
yes
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19 Aug 2004, 23:45
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Would you:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zar
yes
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19 Aug 2004, 23:46
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Re: Would you:
Maybe
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19 Aug 2004, 23:52
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Re: Would you:
unfortunately
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19 Aug 2004, 23:56
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Would you:
the comedian is Mike Wilmot. I saw him with Rich Hall a few months ago, he used as part of his closing routine.
He is ace
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19 Aug 2004, 23:57
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: Would you:
yes
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20 Aug 2004, 00:08
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mmm lambs
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Re: Would you:
More than likely.
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20 Aug 2004, 00:25
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Banned
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Re: Would you:
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
No.
Although there's an American stand-up comedian who does a routine around this subject.
"When you're a kid people are always daring you to do stuff. Eventually the dares move onto money. Would you eat a bug for ten bucks? Would you throw a rock through someones window for twenty bucks.
The ultimate one is 'Would you suck a dick'? Would you suck a dick for a thousand? Ten thousand? A million?
Well, now I've been working for twenty years in a number of crap jobs I gotta say of course I'd suck a dick for a million bucks. Hell, I'll suck 16 dicks in a row for sixteen million, spend ten grand on mouth wash and then forget about it.
But I gotta see the money first. I ain't falling for that one again."
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Yup I pretty much agree with the comedien.
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20 Aug 2004, 01:48
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Käptn Karacho
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Re: Would you:
no*
*yes of course
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20 Aug 2004, 02:06
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Next goal wins!
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Location: London
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Re: Would you:
Hell Yes
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20 Aug 2004, 09:15
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:cool:
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Re: Would you:
This is too easy, most people would do it for a million.
Would you do it for £100,000 ?
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20 Aug 2004, 09:31
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more then you can ever be
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Re: Would you:
No way, I'll rather play lotto all my life and have a slight chance to be rich then do that
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20 Aug 2004, 09:38
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a little bit broken
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Re: Would you:
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Originally Posted by Zword
No way, I'll rather play lotto all my life and have a slight chance to be rich then do that
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scared it might turn you gay?
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20 Aug 2004, 10:06
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Spelling is for pussies
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Re: Would you:
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Originally Posted by Obliterate
This is too easy, most people would do it for a million.
Would you do it for £100,000 ?
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Hell yes.
I'd even swallow.
**** it, for 100k I'd let him money shot all over my face and rub it while muttering 'I've been a bad bad boy'.
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20 Aug 2004, 10:08
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Would you:
Pffh yeah I'd do it. Clearly it's the smart option in a stupid premise.
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20 Aug 2004, 11:18
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Banned
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Re: Would you:
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Originally Posted by madi
scared it might turn you gay?
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He is gay, I think his point is as someone who has come across as a vegan marxist not materialist, is that he values self esteem, dignity and generally his person greater than the power that money offers.
Basically I believe he's inferring he's already satisfied with what he has in life and that money can't buy anything that he isn't needing already.
However if I prose it like this
Zword, would you give a man and blowjob and swallow his cum if it was in his power to disarm every nation in the world and turn everyone vegetarian and open minded?
I'm sure he would.
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20 Aug 2004, 11:25
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Would you:
Without a doubt.
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20 Aug 2004, 11:29
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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Re: Would you:
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Originally Posted by SbOlly
Hell yes.
I'd even swallow.
**** it, for 100k I'd let him money shot all over my face and rub it while muttering 'I've been a bad bad boy'.
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20 Aug 2004, 12:49
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IRC Lackey
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Re: Would you:
Probably.
Who am i kidding... for a million? Yes.
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20 Aug 2004, 13:06
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:alpha:
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Re: Would you:
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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
Zword, would you give a man and blowjob and swallow his cum if it was in his power to disarm every nation in the world and turn everyone vegetarian and open minded?
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(sorry to be pedantic) Why would you want to make everyone vegetarian and open minded? The world needs close-minded people.
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20 Aug 2004, 13:41
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Registered Awesome Person
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Re: Would you:
Quote:
Originally Posted by SbOlly
Hell yes.
I'd even swallow.
**** it, for 100k I'd let him money shot all over my face and rub it while muttering 'I've been a bad bad boy'.
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