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28 Apr 2004, 13:52
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Germen women
There's two subjects in this thread really.
1) Why in the name of sweet jesus do i keep finding extremely attractive German women. Is this normal? (If you've never left Basingstoke please don't reply).
2) I have serious issues talking to people with annoying american accents (a good 75% of all americans). Even those people who arent american but learnt Engish in America. Does this make me a bad person?
Infact i refused an extremely nice appartment because i would of have had to live with two Americans.
Hi.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:00
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Re: German women
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Originally Posted by Dr. Octagonecologyst
1) Why in the name of sweet jesus do i keep finding extremely attractive German women.
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It's a conspiracy.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:03
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Re: German women
imo - german women are ****ing gorgeous.
blonde, tall, long legs, tanned etc....
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28 Apr 2004, 14:06
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Re: German women
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And I've pinned down what the average german woman finds attractive now.
Long hair, a fair amount of stubble. Strange but true.
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A blonde mullet and ginger goatie is the way forward
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28 Apr 2004, 14:18
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Re: German women
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blonde, tall, long legs, tanned etc....
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Nazi.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:26
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Re: German women
Oh great, a blonde with a tan. How attractive.
You must love Essex.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:27
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Re: German women
Not my type either.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:27
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Re: German women
German women are hairy .
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28 Apr 2004, 14:28
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Re: German women
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Oh great, a blonde with a tan. How attractive.
You must love Essex.
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nb: they're german girls
i)british girls have no dress sense
ii)a vast amount of british girls usually have a shit accent (either northern or pikey)
iii) british girls have a sort of obsession with pedal pushers, 3/4 length trousers and fringes
FRINGES = EVIL
iiii) British girls wear far too much clothing
essex girls:
i) have shit accents
ii) have shit dress sense
iii) are stupid as hell
iv) are from essex
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28 Apr 2004, 14:30
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Re: German women
I dislike tans on blonde women, it looks stupid.
Besides, there aren't that many blondes in Germany, far-right fantasies aside.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:30
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Re: German women
I like German women, so long as they go with the general pre-raphaelite image, and they don't come from Bavaria.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:31
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Re: German women
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I dislike tans on blonde women, it looks stupid.
Besides, there aren't that many blondes in Germany, far-right fantasies aside.
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there are a fair amount
and even the non blondes, tend to be tall, tanned, with long legs
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28 Apr 2004, 14:31
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Re: German women
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I dislike tans on blonde women, it looks stupid.
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I call women with tans 'Baked Harlots', and I urge the rest of the non-tanned population to do likewise.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:35
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Re: German women
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I call women with tans 'Baked Harlots', and I urge the rest of the non-tanned population to do likewise.
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Tans are generally awful, but are marginally less bad on people with dark hair.
And Zar, does it really matter if they are tall? Are you some sort of hetrosexual Yahwe?
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28 Apr 2004, 14:45
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Re: German women
I'll be using the term Baked Harlot.
If we're in a sharing mood.
I created the word. Harlotan. A Harlot and a Charlatan.
Free free to use it, should you feel the need.
Tans are alright. But women who are too tanned just look horrid.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:48
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Re: German women
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Tans are generally awful, but are marginally less bad on people with dark hair.
And Zar, does it really matter if they are tall? Are you some sort of hetrosexual Yahwe?
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ha - im just stereotyping
i actually prefer shorter women (i'm only 5'10) and i dislike women who are taller than 5'7 (because with heels they would become taller than me)
Tans are ace. I hate pale women
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28 Apr 2004, 14:48
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Re: German women
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Are you some sort of hetrosexual Yahwe?
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I thought that was Nod.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:49
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Re: German women
Nod's hetrosexual?!
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28 Apr 2004, 14:49
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Re: German women
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Tans are ace. I hate pale women
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You sound like a tasteless peasant to me.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:49
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Re: German women
Everyones searching for a happy medium.
On a side note i've suddenly become a tit man after 21 years of being an arseman. Nowt as queer as folk. Although both need to be of a certain level of acceptablity.
I thought nod was hetrosexul. Being friends with inf and queball doent make you homo/bisexual by assoication, does it?
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28 Apr 2004, 14:50
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Re: German women
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Nod's hetrosexual?!
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I think gays disowned him and he was forced to try his luck with women.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:53
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Re: German women
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You sound like a tasteless peasant to me.
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and your love of pale women - a pikey
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28 Apr 2004, 14:54
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Re: German women
I think MM is generally well known as a goth so a sudden conversion to Pikey seems unlikely.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:55
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Re: German women
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I think MM is generally well known as a goth so a sudden conversion to Pikey seems unlikely.
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oh i didn't know that..... that would explain his love for pale women
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28 Apr 2004, 14:55
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Re: German women
This thread needs a small comment from wutrax.
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28 Apr 2004, 14:55
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Re: German women
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I think MM is generally well known as a goth so a sudden conversion to Pikey seems unlikely.
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hybrid?
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28 Apr 2004, 15:03
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Re: German women
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and your love of pale women - a pikey
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As far as I know, all lower class people aspire to tanned skin, as it is supposed to display wealth and the ability to visit exotic locations. (Such shallow and ridiculous thinking.)
Commoners identify with tanned skin, indeed, aspire to it. It touches on ancient nerves that go back to the time when they worked in the fields.
Likewise, more sophisticated people prefer paler skin tones, as a result of inherent aristocratic preference.
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28 Apr 2004, 15:08
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Re: German women
Bring on the leeches.
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28 Apr 2004, 15:09
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Re: German women
Goths prefer pale women who never see the sun innit.
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28 Apr 2004, 15:09
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Re: German women
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Originally Posted by Dr. Octagonecologyst
2) I have serious issues talking to people with annoying american accents (a good 75% of all americans). Even those people who arent american but learnt Engish in America.
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Just of curiosity, which American accents do you find annoying? I know many people don't care for New York or Boston accents; and then there's all the southern accents. My least favorite would probably have to be a Texarkana Twang ( e.g., Ross Perot).
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Does this make me a bad person?
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No, just superficial. There's so many legitimate reasons to dislike people.
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28 Apr 2004, 15:28
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Re: German women
Eskimo-pale people suck.
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28 Apr 2004, 15:39
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Re: German women
Which eskimo's are pale?
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28 Apr 2004, 15:54
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Re: German women
The pale ones, obviously.
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28 Apr 2004, 16:27
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Re: German women
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This thread needs a small comment from wutrax.
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well, what should i say?
its spring and almost summer. all women become more attractive at this time of the year. i dsont think german women on average are any more or less attractive than women from anywhere else.
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28 Apr 2004, 16:29
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Re: German women
Wu_Trax is German.
But he is not a woman.
Not yet.
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28 Apr 2004, 16:32
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Re: German women
this is the internet, how do you know?
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28 Apr 2004, 18:37
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Re: German women
When I was doing my MA at the LSE, I dated a few girls over the 13 months, a Moroccan girl (only Islamic girl I ahve ever dated), a Norwegian girl (natural blonde, 6 feet tall) and finally settled on a wonderful Croatian girl. Damn she was ultra-fine...
Anyways...
There was this English-born girl from Essex (though at the time I did not know about the 'Essex girl' steriotype) who was hitting on me all the time, but she was not terribly attractive and she kept calling me 'a lovely' which i found very unnerving for some reason. During one of my conversations with the group of people in one of the common rooms in Res, we were talking about how Unrestricted submarine warfare brought the US into WWI (several other history students were in the room with me) and how that helped the UK:
At which point Rachel, this Essex girl spoke up and asked...
"Wait a minute, the UK was in World war One? How did we do?"
Dumb as a sack of hammers.
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Re: German women
lol.
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28 Apr 2004, 18:40
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Re: German women
Historians get more ass.
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28 Apr 2004, 18:42
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Re: German women
Irish accents on women are goddamned sexy.
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28 Apr 2004, 18:51
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Re: German women
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Historians get more ass.
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you just know he's going to get a bumper sticker with that on now.
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Re: German women
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Irish accents on women are goddamned sexy.
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I think you'd re-evaluate your opinion if you'd seen a quarter of what I have.
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28 Apr 2004, 19:15
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Re: German women
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I think you'd re-evaluate your opinion if you'd seen a quarter of what I have.
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1/4 of the ditches in all of dublin?
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28 Apr 2004, 19:16
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Re: German women
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1/4 of the ditches in all of dublin?
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Not by half my friend, not by half.
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28 Apr 2004, 20:21
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Re: German women
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Not by half my friend, not by half.
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What, you've seen twice the number of ditches in dublin in dublin?
Are you some sort of Randian superhuman?
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28 Apr 2004, 20:28
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a randy superhuman ?
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Re: German women
irish accents are sexy
granted i only know 3 irish women, have shagged one, snogged another (apparently) and the other one keeps wanting to shag me
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Re: German women
Dude, I keep you telling you I'm not a woman :(
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Re: German women
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Dude, I keep you telling you I'm not a woman
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There goes my dream of sharing a forum with Ayn Rand
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