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16 Jan 2005, 16:15
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Has Soup On His Head
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[Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
Living over here, and being surrounded by Mancs & Scousers , i get to hear all the Man U / Liverpool / Everton songs on a regular basis. I tend to find the Mancs will sing "Oh Manchester , is wonderful" , whilst the scousers will sing "Youll never walk alone" , and the Evertonians sing songs about specific players rather than the team (although "Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Gravesen" will now have to be removed from their vocabulary).
The question is : Which song do you, as a fan, sing the most about your team either to celebrate their achievements, or to taunt the opposition/local rivals?
For Jags fans , its waiting for Clyde to come visit and then singing "Cheer Up Billy Reid, oh what can it mean, to a fat gypsy bastard, with a shite football team"
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16 Jan 2005, 16:19
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Guy next door
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
Feyenoord, Feyenoord, wat gaan we doen vandaag? Wij gaan winnen, alleen met hoeveel is de vraag.
This really is amazing to experience in a full Kuip during an important match.
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16 Jan 2005, 16:22
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
'Have you won the Premiership?!' still gets chanted to every team apart from Man U and Arsenal (and Chelsea soon).
'Burnley bastards twats and ****s fannys!!!' is an all time classic.
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16 Jan 2005, 16:27
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Feyenoord, Feyenoord, wat gaan we doen vandaag? Wij gaan winnen, alleen met hoeveel is de vraag.
This really is amazing to experience in a full Kuip during an important match.
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Can you translate that into English so that more than 3 people can actually form an opinion on whether its funny?
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16 Jan 2005, 16:44
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Guy next door
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
It's not really funny actually, just great to hear when you're a Feyenoord supporter sitting in a full stadium.
Feyenoord, Feyenoord, what are we going to do today? We will wiiiiiiiiiin but the question is with how many goals.
Ehm, sort of.
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16 Jan 2005, 16:54
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
to taunt the opponent:
"oh had ik maar een veeeeeld om op te spelen! oh had ik maar een voetbalstadion"
translation: "oh i wish i had a field to play on. oh i wish i had a footballstadium"
we sing that when Ajax visits us, since they play in a hall where grass won't grow. (i think they had about 80 grassfields now).
normal song:
"hasj, coke en pillen! zo gaan wij 's zondags op pad. dan speelt ons twente, jas dan gebeurt er weer wat! wilde taferelen, als er een goal wordt gemaakt. maar er vallen weken tranen, als ons twente wordt gekraakt!
translation: "hasj, coke and pills. that's how we hit the road on sunday. that's when twente plays, yes that's when something is going on. the crowd goes wild when we make a goal. but tears are falling for weeks when we lose."
(this seems crap in english i now see :P)
and i like interaction with the stadiumspeaker when we're having a lead. you hear that often in germany aswell btw.
Last edited by KoeN; 16 Jan 2005 at 17:04.
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16 Jan 2005, 17:23
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
you're just a bus stop in heywood
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16 Jan 2005, 17:30
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Feyenoord, Feyenoord, wat gaan we doen vandaag? Wij gaan winnen, alleen met hoeveel is de vraag.
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And then AZ twats them 1-4, am I rite?
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16 Jan 2005, 17:36
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
well, we are not that special but if we hail our team, it goes like this:
WIR SIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN KARLSRUH' WEEEOOOO (repeated several times)
we sing karlsruh weeooo
props for a certain player is just shouting and clapping like this:
THOOOMMMAS MMILLLER *clap* *clap* etc..
well..
to haunt the opposite:
HIER REGIERT DER KSC (repeated several times)
here reigns the ksc
or
GEH DOCH ZU HAUSEEEE DU ALTE SCHEISSE, GEH DOCH ZU HAUSE BLEIB NICH HIER
go home you old shit, go home and dont stay here
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16 Jan 2005, 17:54
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
Our (Derby) songs are mainly anti-Forest, but I like it when teams from scummy places visit us:
"In your Coventry (for example slums, in your Coventry slums, you look in the dustbin for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, in your Coventry slums" - makes me chuckle.
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16 Jan 2005, 18:04
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
I'm fairly sure that in Italy, taunting the other team invariably relies on describing their links to Naples.
Tu sei Napolitani!
Tu sei Na-politaaaani!
Noi non siamo
Napolitani
The only other option is to call the collective body of opposition mothers whores. The best ones say they're from Naples (Can't remember the exact Italian for this)
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16 Jan 2005, 18:09
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
There's only one Tony Petty ! – After the ex Swansea chairman who almost bankrupted them.
In the Swansea Slums ! In The Swansea Slums ! Searching through dustbins for something to eat, found a dead rat think it's a treat ! In The Swansea Slums ! - At Swansea.
Fight, Fight ! Where ever you may be cause we ****ing hate the West Country ! Fight them all where ever you may be cause we ****ing hate the West Country ! - Sung at either Bristol/Plymouth but West Country gets changed for <Opposition Name> FC quite a bit.
Peter Throne is magic ! He wears a magic hat and when he signed for Cardiff he said I fancy that ! He didn't sign for Jack bastards or Wrexham cause they're shite, he signed for Cardiff City cause we're ****ing dynamite !
Bristol's always running ! Swindon's running too ! Cardiff are running, running after you ! - Think everyone has a version of this, don't hear that much anymore though
We Are Evil ! – Older one you don’t hear it too much unless we play certain teams.
Sit down and behave yourselves ! – When the opposition fans are playing up, it’s usually quite funny as we’re provoking them to be standing anyway.
Men of Harlech – Always sounds awesome even thought we don’t actually sing the words, especially good yesterday as those naughty Leeds fans were booing their team off only to get drown out by us, then they went and miss behaved outside, naughty, naughty Leeds.
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16 Jan 2005, 18:18
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
"Shall we sing a song for you"
"Youre going down with the baggies"
"Birmingham are you listening to the song were singing, were walking along singing a song shitting on the city as we goooooooooooooooooooo"
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16 Jan 2005, 18:21
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
That reminds me , Rids , can you give us the other verses of "Sol Campbell is Magic , he wears a magic hat , he took one look at an Arsenal shirt and said "Im having that".
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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16 Jan 2005, 18:22
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
For Chelsea its 'Up your arse, and up your arse, stick the blue flag up your arse' etc
For Tottenham its 'We'll be running round tottenham with our willies hanging out, we'll be running round tottenham with our willies hanging out, we'll be running round tottenham, running round tottenham, running round tottenham with our willies hanging out, singing I've got a foreskin havent you? (fking jew) singing I've got a foreskin havent you? (fking jew) etc'
For United its the old fashioned 'Whos that lying on the runway'
For liverpool its 'Sign on, Sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never work again! You'll neeeeeevvveeeer work again'
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16 Jan 2005, 18:34
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
I always quite like taunting chelsea with "youre just a small team in fulham, just a small team in fulham" or "champions league, your avin a laf, etc etc
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16 Jan 2005, 18:54
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
"Mark Pembridge is a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat, he used to play for Derby and is a ****ing twat. He runs, down the left wing, he runs down the right, he'll never play for England, 'cos he is ****ing.........Welsh."
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16 Jan 2005, 20:57
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
he's only a poor little scummer
his face is all tattered and torn
he makes me feel sick
so i'll hit him with a brick
and the scummer won't sing any more
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16 Jan 2005, 21:21
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
Quote:
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he's only a poor little scummer
his face is all tattered and torn
he makes me feel sick
so i'll hit him with a brick
and the scummer won't sing any more
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I should have mentioned this one at the start, as Forest sings it religiously whenever im in Portsmouth.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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16 Jan 2005, 21:28
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
Who are ya etc. etc.
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16 Jan 2005, 22:34
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BlueTuba
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
if you really hate the scummers clap your hands
*clap clap*
if you really ****in' hate em clap your hands
*clap clap*
if you really ****in' hate em, really ****in' hate em, really ****in' hate em, clap your hands
*clap clap*
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17 Jan 2005, 00:18
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Re: [Football] So what IS your favourite song for taunting the opposition with
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we sing karlsruh weeooo
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You're from Karlsruhe? One of only two places I've been in Germany. Seemed nice!
Our songs are mainly Anti-Derby. Or about our players...
You'll Never beat Wes Morgan.
We all agree - Dawson is better than Rio (ok, this season we haven't sung it cos he's been crap)
There's only one decent Lester - One decent Lester!
You've lost that lovin' feeling
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
You've lost that lovin' feeling
Now it's gone, gone, gone, wooooooh
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