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21 Jul 2003, 16:47
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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Recommend Erotic Reading
I looked my bookcase the other day and noticed that while I had great scientific, mathematical, logical, and philosophical texts and classic and modern literature etc. I have absolutely no erotic literature.
[This is unrelated to the fact that my new puter isn't online and therefore hasn't downloaded porn yet]
So seriously people: recommend good quality "classy" pornographic literature. I don't want the dirty backroom stuff: I want porn that I can have on display proudly. Cause I care about what other people think, am pretentious, etc.
I can think of the Kama Sutra and that's about it
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21 Jul 2003, 17:01
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Muslim Jr.
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Lip Service - M.J. Rose
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21 Jul 2003, 18:40
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chojin
Lip Service - M.J. Rose
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sounds about right but is it "classy"?
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21 Jul 2003, 18:42
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Ball
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de Sade?
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21 Jul 2003, 18:43
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
de Sade?
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Le Maquis.
Although why a tent wrote a book is beyond me.
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21 Jul 2003, 18:49
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Emmannuelle Arsan - Emmanuelle
what are you looking for? Erotic Fiction, Erotic Photography, Penthouse, S&M, Sexual Drama?
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21 Jul 2003, 18:50
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Shenanigans
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Beauty's Punishment
by Anne Rice, A. N. Roquelaure
The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty
by Anne Rice, A. N. Roquelaure
Beauty's Release: The Sequel to the Claiming of Sleeping Beauty and Beauty's Punishment
by Anne Rice, A. N. Roquelaure
The Roquelaure Reader: A Companion to Anne Rice's Erotica
by Katherine M. Ramsland
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"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..." - Napoleon Dynamite
i <3 JC
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lolly roffle
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21 Jul 2003, 19:51
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Manga Kitten is back!
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Playboy
Hustler
Big Uns
Penthouse
Shaved
not in any order
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Knocking on your door for leftovers starting on Dec 21st
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21 Jul 2003, 20:14
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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Quote:
Originally posted by XeeThot
Playboy
Hustler
Big Uns
Penthouse
Shaved
not in any order
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wasn't "Big Uns" Al Bundy's fictional porn mag?
And the message I'm trying to send to anyone looking at my bookshelf is "Even when I'm masturbating I'm still better than you" and I'm not sure if the most recent issue of "Shaved" would pull that off.
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21 Jul 2003, 20:14
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Guest
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the story of O, pauline reage
rude bits are a quite tame though
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21 Jul 2003, 20:52
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
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Quote:
Originally posted by rageybabey
Katherine M. Ramsland
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lol
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21 Jul 2003, 20:54
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Registered User
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Location: Oslo
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
wasn't "Big Uns" Al Bundy's fictional porn mag?
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who cares???
fact is, bundy is the ebst comedie ever(almost atleast ;D )
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21 Jul 2003, 22:01
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by das_experiment
who cares???
fact is, bundy is the ebst comedie ever(almost atleast ;D )
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hahahahahahahha
(see, I'm laughing already)
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21 Jul 2003, 23:07
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Vermin Supreme
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Quote:
Originally posted by the dying puppy
Emmannuelle Arsan - Emmanuelle
what are you looking for? Erotic Fiction, Erotic Photography, Penthouse, S&M, Sexual Drama?
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Erotic fiction mostly.
For the rounding out of my bookshelf.
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21 Jul 2003, 23:39
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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Both Justine and Venus in Furs should be in your collection
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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21 Jul 2003, 23:41
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle29uk
Both Justine and Venus in Furs should be in your collection
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Pah.
Justine translated TERRIBLY to celluloid.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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21 Jul 2003, 23:43
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Pah.
Justine translated TERRIBLY to celluloid.
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I have no idea :/
Have you seen Quills? A most entertaining film featuring the Maquis
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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21 Jul 2003, 23:45
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fascinated by bridges!
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Location: Norwegiensis
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We got some really classic erotic Norwegian litterature over here. I doubt the books are translated to English though.
These are truly classics. The kind of books that the filthy and autocratic previous rulers of Norway tried to ban when they first came out, because of their indecency, and that's the only reason why they're famous.
Ask at the local library! I'm sure the old woman at the desk would love to help you.
Matrim
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Holy smoke.
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21 Jul 2003, 23:45
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle29uk
I have no idea :/
Have you seen Quills? A most entertaining film featuring the Maquis
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Yes Yes Yes
Geoffrey Rush writing poetry with his own blood and faeces. Very amusing, alas , whilst a stirring portrayal of the Marquis , alas , a very disappointing movie overall.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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21 Jul 2003, 23:54
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle29uk
I have no idea :/
Have you seen Quills? A most entertaining film featuring the Maquis
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It's reasonable, but could have been better.
And it has kate winslet in it, which takes it down a peg.
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22 Jul 2003, 00:07
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Anon.
Join Date: Sep 2000
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The only erotic literature in my house is Delta of Venus - Anais Nin
I have no bloody clue why it is in my house though.
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22 Jul 2003, 06:33
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laurkhi
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Georges Bataille - The Story of the Eye, Madame Edwarda and Blue of Noon
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22 Jul 2003, 06:37
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Registered User
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Anais Nin - Delta of Venus
And it's probably in Mr. Freakazoid's house because his mother is a dirty lesbian.
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I'm bigger than you.
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22 Jul 2003, 09:32
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
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what the hell????
i know i replied to this last night
tropic of cancer and/or tropic of capricorn by henry miller
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22 Jul 2003, 13:28
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Manga Kitten is back!
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
wasn't "Big Uns" Al Bundy's fictional porn mag?
And the message I'm trying to send to anyone looking at my bookshelf is "Even when I'm masturbating I'm still better than you" and I'm not sure if the most recent issue of "Shaved" would pull that off.
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Look on the bright side, while you're masturbating and being still better than us, most of GD is having sex with someone or something (hi Torz)
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Comming to London on Dec 20th
Knocking on your door for leftovers starting on Dec 21st
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22 Jul 2003, 14:31
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2003
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All my erotica is sadly either MIA, trapped on my hard drive or simply dull
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