The robe everyone wants to try

[SilverSmoke]

Since I was cleaning my bedroom I found a big fat stinking robe under my bed. When I took it to bring to my mom she said it's the one of your grand-grand-grandmother which was never cleaned. So I thought it is about time to clean so I did. After cleaning my grandmother called me without knowing before of this bedroom-robe situation and asked me if I want to come by to drink a cup of tea and so I went to visit her. During the tea she started to tell a story about her grandmother mom who had an excellent robe she used to wear when her husband was having his birthday, as I got fairly arroused I asked for more. She didnt want, she started crying out loud and asked her neightboar to write a letter about a certain quest I need to do to know more about the robe. The robe was clean already and hanging on the attic to dry but I kept my mouth shut. So I went home and after doing homework I went to sleep. Next morning I packed this robe and brought to my grandmother and she was happy. Now, I have finished my cigaret and coffee and will go back to my job. bye bye sweethearts.

[Golin]

My cloak of fortification is a mighty tool. My grandad won't admit that this really belongs to him. Altho i think he's lying. The family secrets. I told him about the rescue, but he didn't make a sound. I asked why he didn't want to tell me, but he just looked out trough the thin air. After a cigarette and a cup of tea i went back to work.

[SilverSmoke]

I should become a ****ing author

[Nusselt]

Originally posted by SilverSmoke
During the tea she started to tell a story about her grandmother mom who had an excellent robe she used to wear when her husband was having his birthday, as I got fairly arroused I asked for more.

is this what you think about whilst working?