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Squishy · 30 May 2006, 23:47

I will hide my shame where no one will ever see

the RP forum \o/

For those who dont know what this is dont read it as it will make little to no sense. For the rest of you enjoy or hate i dont care

<Furby> okay write a story about a nun, smoked haddock and a gay bar!
<Chef> and at least four people in this channel must be included

Neill sat at the table survaying the room. He was beggining to get the sneaking supcipcion this wasnt his kind of place. He saw a lot of people dancing around but many of the people he felt where quite pretty ladies seemed to have adams apples and a lot of 5 o'clock shadow. Getting up to leave he is approched by one of these people that he has come to call 'ladiebois'
The She man sticks out its hand and says in a very deep voice
'hi my name is Marv'
Not knowing what to do and looking for a quick exit Neill sticks out his hand and says
'Hi im called nei...'
Marv lifts his fingure to his lips and says
'Here we have no need for real names, i shall call you Squishy and you will be my Squishy'
Neill/Squishy ran for the doors so quickly his feet bairly touched the ground. As he was walking home pondering what a strange night it had been and pondering the strange string of events that had brought him to this point walking down the dessolet streets of New Planetarion perusaed by who knows what horrors mainly in the form of marv.
His thoughts driffted back to the night when he was doing much the same as he was now wandering the streets of this eutopian city not really with any destination in mind. Just trying to excape what was behind him. As he rounded a cournour he spotted a carfuffle in the street. Now in New Planetarion a cuffufle was a very unsual thing. Ever since the coup several year before in which the militery dictator appocomaster took control of the city crime of all kinds had been eraddicated. The new police force the 'hunters' had been introduced and over night the city changed to one of turmoul and strife to one of complete eutopian unity. And now what he saw in front of him a sight almost unknown in the last tweo years. Two people actually physicaly exchanging blows in the street. Standing to one side was the most buitiful women he has ever seen. She seemed to be screming at them both to stop. And that she was sorry. Neill being the kind hearted sole he was thought he would interene to save these two people from the evil clutches of the 'hunters' and there lord and master the 'Assassin'. As he gets closer he can make out the the features on these two 'men' They seem to be men but there are sutble things wrong with them. They both seem to be wearnig makeup. Wearing there hair long. Before he get close enough to make out any more features he feels a sharp tug at his collor as he is dragged into a dark allyway. There standing in front of him he sees a mirror image of the girl in the street. He is able to see her features for the first time clearly but knows instantly its the same girl. The only suble difference is this one had a nuns habbit on. So many questions are running though Neills head at this point that he just stands gapeing like a fish. Suddenly the nun pulls out what looks like a trout. Seeing the deadly weapon Neill shrinks back Suddenly the nun/twin/multi swings the fish at his head. Neills knows that hes done for. there is no defence against a trout to the head. But oddly enough he isnt scared and a resigned look crosses his face as the fish makes contact suddenly the world turns black. Then there is light just ad the edges of his vision he begins to see a soft glow. Slowly this light begins to grow, then the pain hits a searing intence pain. Like nothing he had ever felt before. But with this pain came the realisation he was alive. But the trout how could this be. Slowly oppening his eyes he sees he is still lying in the ally way where he had last been. And in front of his eyes now seen clearly in the light of day was a smoked haddock. Either the assailent had not had a lot of choice and the 'mongers' or had deliberatly let him live. Touching his body to make sure it was all in tackt he feels a note in his breaste pocket.

Slowly unfolding it he begins to read..........

To be Continued? Probebly not

[00:03:18] <Chef> lol... marv... it needs moving to GD
[00:03:20] <Chef> urgently
[00:03:26] <Chef> can you oblige?

Chef! · 30 May 2006, 23:50

ten out of ten squishy... i cant wait for the next installment (and neither can the rest of the lunatics who have read this probably).

It is vital that this story is moved to general discussions where it belongs, in the public eye.

Squishy · 30 May 2006, 23:53

<Furby> okay write a story about a nun, smoked haddock and a gay bar!
<Chef> and at least four people in this channel must be included

Just where this came fomr for anyone who cares from #planetarion

Chef! · 30 May 2006, 23:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squishy

<Furby> okay write a story about a nun, smoked haddock and a gay bar!
<Chef> and at least four people in this channel must be included

Just where this came fomr for anyone who cares from #planetarion

squishy... now really... fraudelent logs... how unecessary.

Marv · 31 May 2006, 00:04

Funny though

Furby · 31 May 2006, 00:05

We want more!!!

furball · 31 May 2006, 00:08

You could at least have formatted it correctly

AND WHY, O WHY, DOES SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET EXIST WITH THE NAME 'FURBY'!!!

Chef! · 31 May 2006, 00:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by furball

You could at least have formatted it correctly

for an hours work i was quite impressed

Squishy · 31 May 2006, 00:10

Noone was ever supposed to see this

its why i posted on roleplaying forum.

Any way 40mins of bordum is always a good chance to show off my literary might despite haveing a very poor grasp of the english language

Marv · 31 May 2006, 00:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by furball

You could at least have formatted it correctly

AND WHY, O WHY, DOES SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET EXIST WITH THE NAME 'FURBY'!!!

Vaguely sorted :P

Furby · 31 May 2006, 00:13

AND WHY, O WHY, DOES SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET EXIST WITH THE NAME 'FURBY'!!!

Well i used to go by Furball, but some one has that already!!!!

furball · 31 May 2006, 00:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squishy

Noone was ever supposed to see this

its why i posted on roleplaying forum.

This is GD. Look up at the title thingy. Yes. You posted this. On GD.

Squishy · 31 May 2006, 00:23

No i posted this on the role playing forum. Marv moved it

Marv · 31 May 2006, 00:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by furball

This is GD. Look up at the title thingy. Yes. You posted this. On GD.

Actually he didn't. He posted it on RP and enough people agreed it should get moved to GD. So I did :P

Demon Dave · 31 May 2006, 00:54

I didn't think there was anyone left over at RP

furball · 31 May 2006, 00:57

Ah. I didn't know Marv could move stuff.

Tomkat · 31 May 2006, 09:22

What's a carfuffle

Ptraci · 1 Jun 2006, 11:33

a struggle

JC · 1 Jun 2006, 11:49

curfuffle

Appocomaster · 1 Jun 2006, 14:24

Apparently I'm a military dictator now

Ultimate Newbie · 1 Jun 2006, 14:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomkat

What's a carfuffle

The Act of Fluffling someone whilst in a Car.
Common in the dank, filthy back alleys of England, Wales and Scotland.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Appocomaster

Apparently I'm a military dictator now

I can totally understand why you might be affronted by that statement.

You're not very military at all

Appocomaster · 1 Jun 2006, 14:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate Newbie

The Act of Fluffling someone whilst in a Car.
Common in the dank, filthy back alleys of England, Wales and Scotland.

That may be; however, dropping the soap anywhere in Australia is a bad idea.

Assassin · 1 Jun 2006, 20:48

Wow, i made an appearance \o/

Furby · 10 Jun 2006, 18:34

Sooooo, what happened to part 2????

Deffeh · 10 Jun 2006, 18:36

get off the internet, my patience has ran out

Dace · 10 Jun 2006, 19:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marv

Actually he didn't. He posted it on RP and enough people agreed it should get moved to GD. So I did :P

Why? Do you want to start a feud or something? Posting this absolute shite here is tantamount to a declaration of war.