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Unread 26 Mar 2004, 13:27   #1
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imagine my face when my g/f (training to be a beautician) suggests

Her: will you be my model for my exam on tuesday?
Me: depends, what does it involve
Her: a little waxing
Me: will it hurt?
Her: no
Me: where you going to wax?
Her: your back, crack and sack
Me: erm NO!

anyone had the experience of this treatment? cos in a way i feel i should as its my g/f exam etc. but the pain maybe a bit too much to handle.

So experiences and advice would be much appreciated

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Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX
crack and sack wont hurt a bit.. I dont know about the back, I dont have hair there
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Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX
sorry i find it hard to believe that waxing my crack and my sack wont hurt - just try grabbing some ball hair and give it a pull - then imagine that with all your ball hair :/
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Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX
I havent had long ball hair for 4 years, but I have waxed it twice, and it didnt hurt then..

ofcourse its a "stingy" sensation but nothing painful.
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Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX
Once you wax it it'll grow back longer & stronger & thicker than ever!!
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Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX
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Once you wax it it'll grow back longer & stronger & thicker than ever!!
that is the opposite of what will happen actually
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Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX
If you have back hair then you should have waxed/shaved it already you troglodyte.
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Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX
No wax nowhere near your itcrack. That can't be safe, imagine if she accidentally burns something and then you'll be hurting like hell when you poop the next few weeks, and it'll get infected, you'll have to visit a doctor and start spreading antibacterial ointments into your buttcrack, and stop wearing underwear in order not to heat up your buttcrack and allow the bacteria to grow exponentially. Then you'll end up having a huge boner at work, and people WILL be asking DIFFICULT questions. Without even thinking how astounded they will be if you happen to suffer multiple boners during your buttcrack treatment period: they might even have you sacked for (sexual harrasment) walking around with your genitalia rock-hard and attempting to make their way out of your pants.

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Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX
maybe she is trying to tell you something ? did she ever suggest using a machete as a 'toy' ?
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Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX
Do it you big wimp.
It'll help her and it'll be an experience. You can at least say you've tried it once and you have the bonus of using the "to help the gf" excuse for doing it.
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Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX
I'm having a hard time believing they are giving sackwaxing as an exam.
Who's going to judge your sack and crack BTW? Does she have a pretty teacher?
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A tall blonde german named Hans.
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troglodyte.
prior to looking it up on dictionary.com i didnt know what that meant, but my main thought was that its a very, very pleasant word to say.
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Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX
Um,

Your girlfriend is training to wax balls for a living?
You should have said yes; she's only going to do it to you when you sleep now.
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Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX
i wanted to get it done but i was scared. not only because of the pain but i don't want some beauty technician bint looking at my balls and then giggling to her mates about it
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i wanted to get it done but i was scared. not only because of the pain but i don't want some beauty technician bint looking at my balls and then giggling to her mates about it
do you have funny balls?
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Your girlfriend is training to wax balls for a living?
You should have said yes; she's only going to do it to you when you sleep now.
might wake him up tho
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might wake him up tho
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What if she uses super wax, and she tears his sack off....
OMG OMG OMG....
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what if she is taking LSD and is wielding a brand new razor?
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