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Unread 29 Jan 2004, 22:54   #1
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Unhappy My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon

I phoned the manufacturers premium rate helpline and they advised me to stop hitting it with a spoon. The call cost around 2 quid but it was money well spent

This is all well and good but how I got to this point beggars belief really. I was dreaming last night that I was awake. After four hours I realised that in fact, I really was awake and I'd missed half the day. At this point, I started hitting my computer with a spoon and realised that when I did, it made a funny noise.

I'm two quid lighter but a damn site richer
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Unread 29 Jan 2004, 23:04   #2
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon

Hold a stereo magnet to your CRT monitor. I hear it makes pretty colors.
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Unread 29 Jan 2004, 23:04   #3
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon

i had an interesting dream last night too

i dreamt that i had to deliever a prescription to someone, and his house happened to be on my street (in BC).. i got to the house, rang the doorbell, and i can't remember why, but i went inside, the house was pitch dark, only wood frames for walls. like an unfinished basement or something. and i was using a flashlight to find this person, and i got scared.. so i headed back to teh door, and the guy appeared.. it was very creepy.. but i left, and then i was walking down the street with my cousin, who for some strange reason was the brother of a friend i haven't seen/talked to in 5 years. and then we saw this huge machine (like one of those huge logging machine things) lifting off the ground and spinning around like it was in a hurricane.. and it started coming towards us, so we ran back up the street...

anyways.. it was very strange. and i haven't had any dreams in a while.. this one was quite vivid. i need to drink before i go to bed more often!
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Unread 29 Jan 2004, 23:47   #4
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon

My most memorable dream of recent times was that Man U had sold their entire right midfield, such that it is.
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Unread 30 Jan 2004, 03:52   #5
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon

This thread made me lol before I even opened it, and when I opened it I loled even more.

You're my new favourite poster (Dace needs to tell us about the chick on the train, then maybe he can regain his title again).
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon

unfortunatly, i was the random explusion'd member of his alliance thingy

member #69

i still havnt had my revenge, the YEARS i tried to live it down
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon

I dreamed everyone I knew from school was applying for the same job as the one i'm going after
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon

after reading this post i had a dream

in the dream i thought that sword was really a giant talking sword


i need to get off this bored
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon

I dreamt a few weeks ago that I was planting bombs in a tent to kill my father
and, in the same night
that angels were chasing me and i beat them to death with UTP-cables.

True story!
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon

I had a dream a couple of weeks ago which was really strange and freaked me out.

I then realised I couldn't remember what the dream was about and became freaked out at everything around me.

Stuff still bothers me now
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Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon

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I dreamed about this girl I use to love from highschool which i have talked to for like 5 mins in the last 3 years, and i was thinking to miself "now this is ****ing pathetic, the next time I'll talk to her I'll say something like "Oh, what a coincidence that we are chatting right now, i've been dreaming/thinking about you for just the last 10 years"" which is oh so sad.
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hey guys he's back
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Unread 31 Jan 2004, 05:34   #15
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Unread 31 Jan 2004, 20:59   #16
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Unread 1 Feb 2004, 11:50   #17
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Hmm... interesting... Could u put the sound avaliable in mp3 file so i could hear and make tell you something ull never forget?
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