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27 Jan 2004, 16:23
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so f*cking zen
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50:50
There's a girl* at Dunblane High who gets the train home after school.
I know this because i've seen her on quite a few occassions (i had to travel to and from Glasgow to go to work for a bit etc).
I like her and would like to see her again (just to leer).
Now there are 2 trains she is liable to get:
15:57
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16:27
She has used both before.
This is the nature of the 50:50
"Which train do you think i should go for?"
Probably more likely to be on the 4oclock train but that rushes me so im not sure.
*shes in 6th year so she'll be legal btw.
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27 Jan 2004, 16:24
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so f*cking zen
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Re: 50:50
Errrr i need to get one of the two trains anyway (just incase you thought i was that much of a perv).
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27 Jan 2004, 16:25
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Rawr rawr
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Re: 50:50
So, does this mean things are over with Liz (if anything was going on in the first place)?
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27 Jan 2004, 16:26
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Re: 50:50
Get to the train station early and stand around waiting till she arrives, then stalk her and get on the train she gets on.
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27 Jan 2004, 16:26
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so f*cking zen
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Re: 50:50
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
This is stalking, you realise that.
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I thought it was only stalking if i got off the train at Bridge of Allan (her stop) and followed her home.
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27 Jan 2004, 16:26
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Henry Kelly
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Re: 50:50
I do this occassionally in Edinburgh. Only it isn't school-girls* I'm after. And it never ever works. In fact, the only time I see the person I'm trying to see is when I really can't be ****ed seeing the person I'm trying to see because it's cold, I'm wearing very little and I've not slept.
Erm
* Though Dante hates this sort of * * behaviour, I should just point out that this wasn't a jibe about Dace but more an observation that she is, in fact, a school-girl.
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27 Jan 2004, 16:26
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by Structural Integrity
So, does this mean things are over with Liz (if anything was going on in the first place)?
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27 Jan 2004, 16:26
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so f*cking zen
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by Structural Integrity
So, does this mean things are over with Liz (if anything was going on in the first place)?
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Yeah things are over but i'd be doing this anyway even if they weren't.
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27 Jan 2004, 16:28
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so f*cking zen
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Re: 50:50
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Originally Posted by JC
Get to the train station early and stand around waiting till she arrives, then stalk her and get on the train she gets on.
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Sounds like too much effort (and it's cold).
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27 Jan 2004, 16:32
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so f*cking zen
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Is that the argument you're going to use when you challenge the injunction? ;)
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It's like you can see right through me.
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27 Jan 2004, 16:34
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Re: 50:50
Dunblane primary school where all those kiddies got killed a while back?
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27 Jan 2004, 16:36
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so f*cking zen
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Re: 50:50
Same City different school (the girl i like goes to the high school).
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27 Jan 2004, 16:38
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Clerk
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Re: 50:50
There's a very attractive school girl who get's my train if I go to work early, but I can't be bothered to get up early just to perv.
I salute your dedication to being a low-life.
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27 Jan 2004, 17:10
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so f*cking zen
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
I salute your dedication to being a low-life.
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27 Jan 2004, 17:11
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so f*cking zen
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Re: 50:50
BTW having stuff to do answered my question for me.
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27 Jan 2004, 17:13
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Registered User
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
Yeah things are over but i'd be doing this anyway even if they weren't.
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hold on, wasn't this just starting last week? This relationship seems to be shorter than an AOL asl affair.
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27 Jan 2004, 17:15
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so f*cking zen
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radical Edward
hold on, wasn't this just starting last week? This relationship seems to be shorter than an AOL asl affair.
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Read the latest update.
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27 Jan 2004, 20:30
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Re: 50:50
nightmare
sucks to be you dace
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27 Jan 2004, 20:37
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: 50:50
Check if she boarded/is in the 1527 train. If not, then is 100%!
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27 Jan 2004, 20:39
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Re: 50:50
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Originally Posted by Baron Morte
Check if she boarded/is in the 1527 train. If not, then is 100%!
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You mean 1557, and given that the matter a. was resolved because dace had lots of work and b. would have happened 3 hours ago, I think you're being a bit redundent.
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27 Jan 2004, 20:42
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: 50:50
Humm. I thought he would be able to pull this off some other day.
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27 Jan 2004, 21:01
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Re: 50:50
Threads such as this one should be in RED as a paedo warning.
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27 Jan 2004, 21:06
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Re: 50:50
I think we should make Dace promise to talk to her.
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27 Jan 2004, 21:12
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
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Humm. I thought he would be able to pull this off some other day.
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I'm sure he'll pull off when he sees her.
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27 Jan 2004, 23:20
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I'm sure he'll pull off when he sees her.
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27 Jan 2004, 23:24
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Re: 50:50
she's a chick.
early train.
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27 Jan 2004, 23:30
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Re: 50:50
You sad, sad, ****.
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27 Jan 2004, 23:36
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by acropolis
early tran.
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As the crowds begin complaining
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28 Jan 2004, 05:59
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Banned
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
I like her and would like to see her again (just to leer).
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If you are short on ideas on how to engage her dilbert has the answer:
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"Let me put it this way. Sometimes I pretend to choke in the cafeteria. Then when someone performs the Heimlich Maneuver I spin around suddenly...just to get a hug."
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28 Jan 2004, 09:54
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Re: 50:50
15:57 reminds me of 13:37, so.........
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28 Jan 2004, 12:24
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Re: 50:50
So wait did you bother attempting a stalk or did bad light stop play or what?
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28 Jan 2004, 12:32
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Re: 50:50
i never see girls getting off on a train
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28 Jan 2004, 16:40
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Re: 50:50
So how did it go Dace - did you get the final level on Stalkie Stalkie Catchy Monkey?
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28 Jan 2004, 16:58
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
shes 6 years, so she'll be legal btw.
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14 Feb 2004, 22:07
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so f*cking zen
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I'm sure he'll pull off when he sees her.
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Cutting holes in your trousers pockets is :waycool:.
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14 Feb 2004, 22:09
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so f*cking zen
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
So wait did you bother attempting a stalk or did bad light stop play or what?
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I attempted.
I failed.
The advice that "girls go for the early train" seems to be somewhat true.
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14 Feb 2004, 22:12
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Re: 50:50
nightmare dace, but surely you have had enough time now to catch the early train one of the other days and stalk her
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14 Feb 2004, 22:14
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so f*cking zen
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Re: 50:50
Yeah well ive not been back in Dunblane since then.
I am back here now tho.
I shall ensure that when i go back up to Glasgow i do get the early train :evilleer:
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14 Feb 2004, 22:20
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cynic
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Re: 50:50
ps, lo dace how you doing? i would cojme onto irc but my network is acting up at hte moment
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14 Feb 2004, 22:21
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Re: 50:50
i get the 16:27 home most days...
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14 Feb 2004, 23:27
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so f*cking zen
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Re: 50:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
ps, lo dace how you doing? i would cojme onto irc but my network is acting up at hte moment
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I'm "fine".
You're network always seems to be ****ed.
GET IT SORTED ETC EFF ESS!!!!!11
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