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26 Jan 2004, 17:49
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a little bit broken
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most used lie in the world?
this will only hurt a little bit
in this instance
bloody lying beauty therapist wielding a laser
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26 Jan 2004, 17:52
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: most used lie in the world?
Compared to the maximum level of possible pain, it probably does only hurt a bit.
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26 Jan 2004, 17:56
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by madi
this will only hurt a little bit
in this instance
bloody lying beauty therapist wielding a laser
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The fact youre going to a beauty therapist tells me youre far too self obsessed to be hanging around a forum filled with testostegeeks.
Away with you and your attention whoring Madi! Its completely unbecoming!
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26 Jan 2004, 17:57
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Clerk
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Re: most used lie in the world?
Most used lie? "No, of course that woman isn't more attractive than you dear."
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26 Jan 2004, 18:02
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: most used lie in the world?
A laser? Was it some kind of death ray?
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26 Jan 2004, 18:04
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"i'll get up in five minutes" methinks
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26 Jan 2004, 18:07
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Re: most used lie in the world?
I'd have to agree with the "I love you too" one.
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26 Jan 2004, 18:08
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Must have been, I've often walked past a salon witht the sign "obliterate you, while you wait."
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Or maybe it was a time travelling beauty therapist who thought she was preventing the rise of the machines!
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26 Jan 2004, 18:15
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: most used lie in the world?
'I have some sweeties in my pocket' is Dace's most used lie.
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26 Jan 2004, 18:17
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Banned
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Re: most used lie in the world?
She means nothing to me.
OH YEAH? THAT'S WHY YOU KEEP SEVENTY PICTURES OF HER IN COMPROMISING POSITIONS IN YOUR SAFE AND WANK OVER THEM AT NIGHT?
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26 Jan 2004, 18:23
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: most used lie in the world?
Some form of religion would probably be the most used lie, as they're mutually exclusive.
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26 Jan 2004, 18:26
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Happy
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Re: most used lie in the world?
i thought it would be 'i don't know'
i mean sure sometimes you really don't know.. but other times you'd say it to prevent putting yourself in a bad situation.
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26 Jan 2004, 18:28
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Re: most used lie in the world?
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
A laser? Was it some kind of death ray?
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26 Jan 2004, 18:28
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by Aryn
i thought it would be 'i don't know'
i mean sure sometimes you really don't know.. but other times you'd say it to prevent putting yourself in a bad situation.
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Lets presume that catholicism is incorrect; that means that 1 BILLION people, 1/6th of the population, is believing/telling lies.
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26 Jan 2004, 18:31
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Re: most used lie in the world?
I thought a lie was only a lie if the person telling it knew it was untrue.
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26 Jan 2004, 18:33
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by LHC
I thought a lie was only a lie if the person telling it knew it was untrue.
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Yeah, but I can't make religions out to be dens of cheats with that definition.
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26 Jan 2004, 18:44
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Happy
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Re: most used lie in the world?
i don't count beliefs as lies.
lhc is right. it's only a lie if you KNOW it's untrue
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26 Jan 2004, 18:47
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: most used lie in the world?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aryn
i thought it would be 'i don't know'
i mean sure sometimes you really don't know.. but other times you'd say it to prevent putting yourself in a bad situation.
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Hehe. I think it's far more common that people will volunteer an answer when they don't have a ****ing clue. At least on the internet.
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26 Jan 2004, 18:48
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"It's for your own benefit."
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26 Jan 2004, 18:49
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Happy
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Re: most used lie in the world?
another one good one actually is 'nothing'
how many people use this as the answer to 'what are you doing?' nothing. you're not doing nothing you LIAR!
i say this all the time
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26 Jan 2004, 18:49
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"it'll be alright"
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26 Jan 2004, 18:56
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by Aryn
it's only a lie if you KNOW it's untrue
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That sounds really dodgy. Isn't that like 'It's only a lie if you don't manage to convince them' *
I think the biggest lie is: 'I'VE GOT A HEADACHE'
*This post is sponsered by oil of Olay anti-aging cream, proven to reduce the signs of aging by 99.9999999999999999999999999999%
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26 Jan 2004, 19:04
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"errr, that was great"
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26 Jan 2004, 19:07
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"No, I'm not gay"
Or is that just me.
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26 Jan 2004, 19:07
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Re: most used lie in the world?
14/f/ca
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26 Jan 2004, 19:16
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Re: most used lie in the world?
hahahahaha
I mean
Almost nothing really deserves a hahahaha or lol, either on real life or internet.
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26 Jan 2004, 19:17
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Bernard Black
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Re: most used lie in the world?
^^^
lol
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26 Jan 2004, 19:18
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Re: most used lie in the world?
for dace its like "no officer i swear she said she was 16"
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26 Jan 2004, 19:36
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by Aryn
i don't count beliefs as lies.
lhc is right. it's only a lie if you KNOW it's untrue
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What if you once knew it was untrue. then tricked yourself into believing it was true!
Also,
"No, i'm over her."
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26 Jan 2004, 19:37
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Re: most used lie in the world?
How can one prove that god doesnt exist?
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26 Jan 2004, 19:38
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Happy
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Re: most used lie in the world?
this thread will not turn into a religious debate :\
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26 Jan 2004, 19:40
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Clerk
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"No, don't be silly, of course I don't think you're stupid."
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26 Jan 2004, 19:41
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"You don't have to pay me back"
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26 Jan 2004, 19:45
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by Aryn
this thread will not turn into a religious debate :\
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It wont, because its impossible to refute decently that affirmation.
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26 Jan 2004, 19:54
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"I just want us to be friends"
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26 Jan 2004, 20:00
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"I was/am visiting relatives"
So many people visit generic relatives so often I don't believe it can all be true.
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26 Jan 2004, 20:02
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Re: most used lie in the world?
Most people do have relatives. And tend to visit them.
Well....what do I know!
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26 Jan 2004, 20:07
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Re: most used lie in the world?
And it always happens when they have some work to do, am i rite?
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26 Jan 2004, 20:16
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by Baron Morte
How can one prove that god doesnt exist?
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You can't. Occam's razor.
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26 Jan 2004, 20:17
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
You can't. Occam's razor.
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That´s the point.
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26 Jan 2004, 20:20
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Re: most used lie in the world?
this is a good thread madi
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26 Jan 2004, 20:20
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by madi
this will only hurt a little bit
in this instance
bloody lying beauty therapist wielding a laser
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Did you use it to get rid of some nasty bodyhair?
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26 Jan 2004, 20:50
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Look over there!
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Re: most used lie in the world?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aryn
i thought it would be 'i don't know'
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Maybe I'm cynical, but I was going to go with the opposite ('I do know') or some permutation of it.
i suppose 'i don't know' could be the least used truth.
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26 Jan 2004, 21:17
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Re: most used lie in the world?
evolution.
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[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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26 Jan 2004, 21:18
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
evolution.
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Tell us why, dude. We've asked you before.
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26 Jan 2004, 21:20
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by G_frog
i suppose 'i don't know' could be the least used truth.
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I'd say it was both.
'I don't know' is probably an often used lie in the context of something like 'Where did item x come from' 'Oh I swear to god I don't know'
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26 Jan 2004, 21:25
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Next goal wins!
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Re: most used lie in the world?
schooldays are the best days of your lives...
well, its at least a common one.
also
wanking makes you go blind
i overslept
and
of course that doesnt make your bum look big (listen to that one ladies)
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26 Jan 2004, 21:25
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NEWSBOT
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Re: most used lie in the world?
as soon as i have time to, i will do, unfortunately right now my life begins with final year project work and pauses for sleep and food occasionally.
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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26 Jan 2004, 21:26
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Happy
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Re: most used lie in the world?
lhc got it :P
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26 Jan 2004, 21:26
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
as soon as i have time to, i will do, unfortunately right now my life begins with final year project work and pauses for sleep and food occasionally.
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And posting on GD of course.
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