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18 Jan 2004, 21:49
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Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Source: Reuters News Agency
Police today arrested a man for streaking down Oxford Street, wearing nothing more than an Arsenal rosette. When questioned , the individual, identified only as "The Riddler" mumbled something incoherent about "Wiltord leaving at the end of the season". He was unable to prevent himself from smiling and laughing for the duration of the interview, and apparently has yet to regain his composure.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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18 Jan 2004, 21:51
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
druggie ****
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18 Jan 2004, 21:51
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
Not as good as the real news feed (from http://www.norfolk.police.uk/) of 'Bogus Caller is Thwarted', which involved a man asking to come into an old lady's house, and being told that he couldn't come in.
THAT'S THE ENTIRE STORY
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18 Jan 2004, 21:52
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
whats next we'll see get posted here? links to mpg files of periodical bondage commercials?
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18 Jan 2004, 21:52
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
You want to find something witty to say about this article but the more I re-read it I just can't see it.
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18 Jan 2004, 21:53
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
Or 'Missing boy found, safe and well' when he'd been missing for about three hours.
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18 Jan 2004, 21:54
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
The best is 'Man Made Inappropriate Remarks'
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18 Jan 2004, 21:56
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
The Evening Gazette devoted a fairly medium-sized collumn not so long ago to a pram being set on fire.
Just a pram. With nothing in it. I jest not.
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18 Jan 2004, 21:59
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
I doubt Rids could turn up for work just wearing a rosette, although Vodafone employees always struck me as odd.
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18 Jan 2004, 22:02
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Not as good as the real news feed (from http://www.norfolk.police.uk/) of 'Bogus Caller is Thwarted', which involved a man asking to come into an old lady's house, and being told that he couldn't come in.
THAT'S THE ENTIRE STORY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Norfolk Constabulary
He is described as: White, 5Ƌ'' to 5ƍ'' tall
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gee thanks officer ill have no problem identifying him now.
Or are my fonts just screwed?
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18 Jan 2004, 22:04
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
Same happens to me.
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18 Jan 2004, 22:07
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
Hes leaving at the end of the season?
You know, not placing a bet that would have won me over £1000 seems to fade into insignificance now, I'm happy.
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18 Jan 2004, 22:08
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
His contract runs out, and he wants to go to PSG.
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18 Jan 2004, 22:22
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Originally Posted by Rids
Hes leaving at the end of the season?
You know, not placing a bet that would have won me over £1000 seems to fade into insignificance now, I'm happy.
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The quote is : " I always said my future was Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal. Now maybe in the future, this is not so clear. It may not be Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal next year".
Translate that as you wish, but the general concensus is hes leaving on a Bosman and going back to France.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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18 Jan 2004, 22:28
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
http://www.norfolk.police.uk/article...t=1&artID=3950
"went missing from the Tesco's store"
Does he live there then?
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18 Jan 2004, 22:28
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18 Jan 2004, 22:30
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Originally Posted by skiddy
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Perhaps he's the man who made some inappropriate remarks! TWICE!
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18 Jan 2004, 22:31
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18 Jan 2004, 22:43
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Originally Posted by Norfolk Constabulary
Twelve year old Andrew Lewis Smith, who went missing from the Tesco's store at Harford Bridge on the morning of Thursday 15th January ... found by one of his friends at 7.45 p.m
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What was he doing in the meantime?
I think we should be told.
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18 Jan 2004, 23:04
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
Being missed?
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18 Jan 2004, 23:07
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Originally Posted by KraKto$is8
Being missed?
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So you don't think Dace was involved, then?
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18 Jan 2004, 23:10
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
Dace is always involved.
In everything.
Dace is the Handler.
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18 Jan 2004, 23:26
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Originally Posted by skiddy
Dace is the Fondler.
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18 Jan 2004, 23:29
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
In all honesty, Dace rocks, although for some reason I keep typing Dave.
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18 Jan 2004, 23:38
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
Id like to once again thank MrL for taking this thread completely off topic within 3 posts and it reverting to the highly unoriginal "Dace is a Paedo" thread.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
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18 Jan 2004, 23:41
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
Sorry, that may have been my fault
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19 Jan 2004, 00:04
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Id like to once again thank MrL for taking this thread completely off topic within 3 posts and it reverting to the highly unoriginal "Dace is a Paedo" thread.
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You gotta admit, the man is gifted.
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19 Jan 2004, 00:31
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Id like to once again thank MrL for taking this thread completely off topic within 3 posts and it reverting to the highly unoriginal "Dace is a Paedo" thread.
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dont worry kura, just because mark is more popular than you doesnt mean we dont like you!
that bit is entirely coincidental!
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
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19 Jan 2004, 00:37
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
Popularity is a bit like Syphilis.
Although im too lazy right now to think of a funny metaphor, so can you guys find one for me? Thanks.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
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19 Jan 2004, 00:38
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
It eats away at you until you just can't do it anymore.
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19 Jan 2004, 01:43
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Id like to once again thank MrL for taking this thread completely off topic within 3 posts and it reverting to the highly unoriginal "Dace is a Paedo" thread.
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Because someone else said dace was a paedo?
I CONTROL MINDS
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19 Jan 2004, 02:28
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
I missed the streaker. I was at Selfridges all day long with my mate looking for hot chicks.
But I saw a streaker at Camden High St. when I was at "Goth Shopping Centre" 6 months ago.
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finding strength to call and ask her
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19 Jan 2004, 02:31
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
Once there was this "thats 70's show" episode where this bloke would run around with nothing but a nixon mask over his insemination tool lolz
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19 Jan 2004, 02:42
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Because someone else said dace was a paedo?
I CONTROL MINDS
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You did not mention Dace being a Paedo. That came later after YOU TOOK THE THREAD COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC WITH THE 3RD POST OF THE THREAD AND DESTROYED ANY CHANCE THERE WAS TO DISCUSS HOW SHIT SYLVAIN WILTORD IS.
The fact is degenerated into "Dace is a Paedo" is indirectly your fault as once you destroyed the topic, it became a free for all. And those inevitably travel down the aforementioned path.
STOP TAKING THINGS OFF TOPIC MARK, FOR **** SAKE ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. JUST DISCUSS WHAT THE FIRST POST SAYS INSTEAD OF SHOWING US HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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19 Jan 2004, 02:59
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
If MRL wouldnt derrail threads, he would have to do some 50 threads with "well i was looking at this other thread and suddenly..."
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19 Jan 2004, 03:02
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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STOP TAKING THINGS OFF TOPIC MARK, FOR **** SAKE ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. JUST DISCUSS WHAT THE FIRST POST SAYS INSTEAD OF SHOWING US HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE!
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Given that I was directed to that site by one Tim Lewis, I don't think it's about how wonderful I am. I thought it was a humourous, and relevent, aside.
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19 Jan 2004, 03:08
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Given that I was directed to that site by one Tim Lewis, I don't think it's about how wonderful I am. I thought it was a humourous, and relevent, aside.
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It was also much more interesting as an aside than the orighinal topic, which says a lot about the original topic.
Football geeks, take note. Just because you smash up trains and city centres occasionally, it doesn't mean you're not as boring as the most anally retentive D+D nerd.
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Given that I was directed to that site by one Tim Lewis, I don't think it's about how wonderful I am. I thought it was a humourous, and relevent, aside.
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I saw no previous mention of "props to Tim Lewis for the link"
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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19 Jan 2004, 03:20
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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I saw no previous mention of "props to Tim Lewis for the link"
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Given that the only person who knows him (Giles) knows where I got it from (Tim being his brother), I found it utterly superfluous.
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19 Jan 2004, 03:22
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Football geeks, take note. Just because you smash up trains and city centres occasionally, it doesn't mean you're not as boring as the most anally retentive D+D nerd.
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I set up my PC as a Kensai, specialising in dual wield and katanas, with Hindo's Doom +4 in the offhand and Celestial Fury in the other.
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19 Jan 2004, 03:27
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I set up my PC as a Kensai, specialising in dual wield and katanas, with Hindo's Doom +4 in the offhand and Celestial Fury in the other.
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I think a Royal Commission should be set up to investigate the causes and possible remedies of your sadness.
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19 Jan 2004, 03:30
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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I think a Royal Commission should be set up to investigate the causes and possible remedies of your sadness.
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I know something about everything, nigh on.
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19 Jan 2004, 03:32
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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I know something about everything, nigh on.
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Jonny's real sexuality?
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19 Jan 2004, 03:34
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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Jonny's real sexuality?
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Oh yeah
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19 Jan 2004, 03:36
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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I know something about everything, nigh on.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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19 Jan 2004, 03:54
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
We lost my sister for 10 minutes once on a beach.
The coastguard was nearly involved.
True story.
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19 Jan 2004, 04:02
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
I lost my inhibitions for thirty seconds once on a beach.
The Police were nearly involved.
True story.
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19 Jan 2004, 04:04
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
I lost my keys in the pile of newspapers next to my chair.
Tidying was nearly involved.
True story.
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19 Jan 2004, 04:33
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
You English types are real dull people, eh?
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19 Jan 2004, 04:35
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Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London
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You English types are real dull people, eh?
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I once bet Lord Curzon that I could pogostick over the Atlantic.
I suceeded in my task, and as per the terms of the wager, he had to give me all the tea in china.
Fake story.
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