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Unread 7 Nov 2003, 16:47   #1
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Suicide?
That'll be the last thing I'd ever do.
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Unread 7 Nov 2003, 16:48   #2
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As far as jokes go I give this 4/10
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Unread 7 Nov 2003, 16:48   #3
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Re: Suicide?
Fingers crossed dudes
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Unread 7 Nov 2003, 17:09   #4
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Re: Suicide?
Well, if you're going to commit sucide, do it with a bang.

Like:

Step 1
Cut your parachute cords with knife

Step 2
Mail a note to your buddies saying you will not take part in jewel robbery

Step 3
Go skydiving with buddies

Step 4
When chute fails to open act like your suprised and horrified as on lookers watch you make a hole in the ground.

This should get your buddies in some legal trouble.
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Unread 7 Nov 2003, 17:12   #5
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Re: Suicide?
It would be a thing I'd never do haha
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Unread 7 Nov 2003, 17:16   #6
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it's also in mpr0733's signature
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Unread 7 Nov 2003, 17:31   #7
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Re: Suicide?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Intrepid00
Well, if you're going to commit sucide, do it with a bang.

Like:

Step 1
Cut your parachute cords with knife

Step 2
Mail a note to your buddies saying you will not take part in jewel robbery

Step 3
Go skydiving with buddies

Step 4
When chute fails to open act like your suprised and horrified as on lookers watch you make a hole in the ground.

This should get your buddies in some legal trouble.
I bet he got the idea of doing somet like this from that jonathan creek episode where the old lady predicted the french dudes death.
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Unread 7 Nov 2003, 17:37   #8
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Re: Suicide?
Nah, in the US they are investigating an a skydiving incident where the flatten guys cords where clearly cut on his primary and backup chute and he had over 200 jumps to his name.

His buddies are suspects in murder now, I just twisted it around into the ultimate buddie prank.
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Unread 7 Nov 2003, 17:40   #9
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Re: Suicide?
er... yeah theres a court case going through here aswell, where that happened... some guy from my county (lincolnshire, uk) had his main and reserve cords cut, and he died obviously.. theyve arrested and are trying two of his mates
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Unread 7 Nov 2003, 17:43   #10
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Re: Suicide?
Maybe it was the UK instead and I just remeber it wrong. No matter, the important part is the should have put moths into his chute bag instead.
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Unread 7 Nov 2003, 17:49   #11
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Re: Suicide?
"we thought he would have checked"
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Unread 7 Nov 2003, 21:23   #12
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Re: Suicide?
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Originally Posted by Intrepid00
Well, if you're going to commit sucide, do it with a bang.

Like:

Step 1
Cut your parachute cords with knife

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falling without a parachute does not equal death.

Proof here and here. :-)
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Unread 7 Nov 2003, 23:11   #13
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Re: Suicide?
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Maybe it was the UK instead and I just remeber it wrong. No matter, the important part is the should have put moths into his chute bag instead.
They think the UK-incident was a copycat of one in the US...
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Unread 8 Nov 2003, 02:40   #14
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Creepyness.
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Unread 8 Nov 2003, 02:53   #15
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Re: Suicide?
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They think the UK-incident was a copycat of one in the US...
or it could be influencesd by the US one where sonones wanted ti kill somoene and it was caried out....

no matter what, it still happened, and it pretty tragic none the less
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Re: Suicide?
He had the ultimate thrill ride though....





















...To bad the end sucked.
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made me laugh.
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Unread 9 Nov 2003, 03:26   #19
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quick, arrest Weeks... he did it!
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Re: Suicide?
there are easier ways of killing someone without it looking so ****ing suspicious you know?
whoever cut that guys chute was obviously a muppet
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Re: Suicide?
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falling without a parachute does not equal death.

Proof here and here. :-)

Falling without a parachute into a volcano would though..
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Falling without a parachute into a volcano would though..
Falling into a volcano no matter with or without what would.
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if it isnt active, it can be done without dying
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Re: Suicide?
this thread is too smartassy
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suicide is painless.
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suicide is painless.
oh would you please go jump in a vat of hydrochloric acid? thanks

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Suicide is Dangerous
By M. Hayden (Mindless Drug Hoover)

If you're feeling lonely, if you're feeling down
If you're struggling vainly
and friends just can't be found
you can take the easy way out
but be careful before you try
Things might just turn nasty
if you don't die

suicide is dangerous
you better watch that you don't get hurt
its not always painless
and you might end up feeling worse

don't use paracetamol
cos you might last quite a long time
and die slowly and painfully
after you've changed your mind

you know its all quite tacky
and its all been done before
its not rebellious, its not even against the law
make it look like murder,
if you want a more glamourous end
and fabricate some evidence,
to incriminate your friends

suicide is dangerous
you better watch that you don't get hurt
its not always painless
and you might end up feeling worse
car exhaust is good as a last resort
and it doesn't make a mess like guns and knives
it won't be you who cleans up so spare a thought

suicide is dangerous
oh yeah
suicide is dangerous
It's da da da dangerous
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suicide is painless,

it brings on many changes
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lol i like the song
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