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12 Nov 2004, 22:40
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Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
And so, its that time of the week again. In a week where Yasser Arafat died & was buried , John Peel was buried , the Americans attacked Fallujah, and a whole host of exceptionally interesting things happened , my options for the caption came down to a choice of just two, and even though he was Bodypainted Dace, i couldnt go for Naked Spiderman. Thus , your caption this week, supplied by one of our resident hockey playing contingent is thus :
A half Naked oriental , 3 armed dutch policemen, and an Estate Agents window .... i wonder whats happening here?
Over to you, GD!
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It was matter for general remark,
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12 Nov 2004, 22:49
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
After forgetting to bring in his kit, John was forced to run the course in his pants by the instructor.
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12 Nov 2004, 22:55
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
The fifth annual open-air police gang bang got off to a bad start when one of the participants started feeling faint as a result of the excitement.
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12 Nov 2004, 22:58
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"The man was eventually convicted of wearing underwear with the intent to cause serious public distress, and given a custodial sentence."
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12 Nov 2004, 23:06
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
The turnout for the gay pride festival was disapointing to the organisers.
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12 Nov 2004, 23:09
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"The police response was considered by many commentators to be disproportionate."
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12 Nov 2004, 23:09
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
I have this strange feeling MM will get at least 1 nomination this week. Dunno why.
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12 Nov 2004, 23:20
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
The Dutch police had heard about what had gone on in Abu Ghraib, but hadn't yet fully grasped how to do it themselves.
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12 Nov 2004, 23:22
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
The results of the 'bring your partner to work' day raised some eyebrows.
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12 Nov 2004, 23:26
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
The man had indeed been horribly shocked by the realisation of how much the price of properties had risen in the last six months, however this still did not explain why he was nearly stark bollock naked.
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12 Nov 2004, 23:30
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"The police are still unaware of what the man said to incite the mob."
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12 Nov 2004, 23:32
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
Some questioned whether The Netherland's historically tolerant attitude to alternative lifestyles was going too far.
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12 Nov 2004, 23:36
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
The officers staunchly denied taking sexual advantage of the man.
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12 Nov 2004, 23:52
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
I've got no chance of getting three in a row (unlike the poor chap in the picture)
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12 Nov 2004, 23:53
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
As he waited for his date who was mysteriously delayed, Marilyn Manson passed the time with a different kind of multiple entry.
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12 Nov 2004, 23:56
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
After saving the day, Dr.David Banner couldn't always slip away quietly.
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12 Nov 2004, 23:58
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
The police have obviously found Grimble's long-lost brother.
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13 Nov 2004, 00:11
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
There was only two options and i didn't win???
IT'S A FIX I TELLS YA!
My choice was obviously superior you fag.
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13 Nov 2004, 00:48
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"This one's mine. You guys find your own."
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13 Nov 2004, 00:52
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
There was only two options and i didn't win???
IT'S A FIX I TELLS YA!
My choice was obviously superior you fag.
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Look Dace
I know it was really ****ing funny
And exceptionally cool with all the bodypaint
but
for chrissakes
Body Paint or not, i cannot post a picture which has naked mens dangly bits on show.
End Of Argument.
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In his zeal to discover the Snark
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13 Nov 2004, 00:53
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
The extremely tight fitting jeans and dodgy trainers showed up two fake police constables while the nudity of the third was a complete give-away.
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13 Nov 2004, 00:53
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
There was only two options and i didn't win???
IT'S A FIX I TELLS YA!
My choice was obviously superior you fag.
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never battle a dutchy
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13 Nov 2004, 00:55
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"Is that a gun in your pocket...?"
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13 Nov 2004, 01:03
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"Buggery is a fact of life, son. Lube is an option."
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13 Nov 2004, 01:27
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"Whatever the man had been planning, everyone gave thanks to the police for foiling the plot."
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13 Nov 2004, 01:39
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"Well, guv, he's either been sleeping rough, or he had too much curry and larger last night."
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13 Nov 2004, 02:28
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"ooh these balaclava's don't half chave"
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13 Nov 2004, 16:29
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
Wang regretted his disguise as a postbox when he discovered the filth that the filth were into.
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13 Nov 2004, 17:05
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
Chinese take out taken too seriously.
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13 Nov 2004, 17:06
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
And then?????
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13 Nov 2004, 18:28
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
The man was taken away after he claimed there was a school girl's orgy nearby.
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13 Nov 2004, 20:26
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
George Michael lied to me.
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13 Nov 2004, 20:28
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
Yes Yes! send me to prison give me the dutch justice i heard about spank me.
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13 Nov 2004, 21:47
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
New series of Banzai coming soon to Channel 4
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13 Nov 2004, 21:57
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"When the housing market bubble burst it wasn't just the shirt off his back that one man lost"
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13 Nov 2004, 22:01
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"Following an annonymous tip off the fashion police swooped"
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13 Nov 2004, 22:15
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"Honestly Officers i was on my way to a fancy dress party. I'm a premature ejaculation you see."
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13 Nov 2004, 22:24
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
Kurashima misunderstood 'spread your legs'
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13 Nov 2004, 22:27
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"Sccchhhtop! I am not ready yet."
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13 Nov 2004, 22:31
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nusselt
Kurashima misunderstood 'spread your legs'
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Before voting even begins, i can confirm this will not be a candidate
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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13 Nov 2004, 22:32
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"Piss off, and get thaself a new pair of pants, lad."
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13 Nov 2004, 22:36
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"The Dutch police were less than impressed with the Brothel location, and took the clients to look at more appropriate sites in the business district"
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13 Nov 2004, 22:36
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"Hollands answer to Jamie Oliver was arrested at his restaurant for false advertising."
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13 Nov 2004, 22:38
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
Kura if you're judging the entries then you cant enter you cheating scrote.
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13 Nov 2004, 22:40
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"The unexpected heat wave was deemed to be no excuse"
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13 Nov 2004, 22:42
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
Quote:
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Kura if you're judging the entries then you cant enter you cheating scrote.
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I enter every week Dace , but i dont choose my own entries. Theyre not candidates, just the musings of a raving lunatic.
You cock.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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13 Nov 2004, 22:44
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
"Following a misunderstanding that rapidly escalated and after being searched for concealed weapons Mr Fuk Yew was led away by Police."
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13 Nov 2004, 22:45
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
Quote:
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I enter every week Dace , but i dont choose my own entries. Theyre not candidates, just the musings of a raving lunatic.
You cock.
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Well consider yourself warned.
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13 Nov 2004, 22:57
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
I really think this may become unmanageable unless you limit entry to one per person [/not a caption]
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13 Nov 2004, 23:07
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04
id rather be naked then wear flared jeans
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