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Unread 1 Mar 2004, 19:40   #1
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Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

What do you do when:

Out of the blue, one of your best mates at uni decides to tell you that she's only staying with her boyfriend through force of habit and to keep him happy, she's getting nothing from the relationship, and she wants to end it and move out (they have a flat) before the end of the uni year.

Oh, and she got off with one the guys she works with at a work party just to make herself feel better (she doesn't even like the guy that much).

Oh, and I'm supposed to be playing pool with her boyfriend tomorrow.

Oh, and she hasn't told him any of this and he thinks EVERYTHING IS FINE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!


ARGH!

When I'd quite managed to digest all this (I had no idea either - she's putting on a VERY good act) I mumbled something along the lines of "well if you need someone to talk to or somewhere to stay...", which on reflection was a very bad idea cos then it's gonna look REALLY dodgy if she moves straight out of his place and into mine (no, I have no intentions in that area before you all get started).

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Unread 1 Mar 2004, 19:42   #2
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

Get friends with more self respect?
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Unread 1 Mar 2004, 19:43   #3
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

What's a friend?
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Unread 1 Mar 2004, 19:44   #4
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

i'd tell him, since he's going to find out anyway.
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

Sumbit to reader's wives.
Should net you at least a tenner.
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Unread 1 Mar 2004, 20:36   #7
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

kill them both it'll be for the best
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

and eat them.

BUT CUT OUT THE BITE MARKS
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Unread 1 Mar 2004, 20:45   #9
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

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BUT CUT OUT THE BITE MARKS
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

That's not even awkward if you don't care about the guy.
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Unread 1 Mar 2004, 22:50   #11
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Unread 1 Mar 2004, 22:53   #12
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

Kill the guy, reanimate his body, and use him as a zombie slave. Problem solved. Your lady friend can even keep his flat.
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Unread 1 Mar 2004, 22:54   #13
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

Hang on, are you actually friends with her boyfriend (aside from playing pool with him)?

If the answer is no to the above then you've done nothing wrong, and it's not that akward. You should probably cancel your social arrangement though.
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Unread 1 Mar 2004, 23:23   #14
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

that happened to me, except i ended up in bed with the girl.
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

Stick your tongue down his throat
Might make him feel better
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

Step Two.

Stick your male organs up his exit only hole.

Might make him feel better. Stupid chubby checker...
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Stupid?
More like genius!
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

It isn't that unusual at all actually...

Just don't mention to it to the boyfriend, unless you lose.
Bad losers always win.
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

you'll just drag yourself in even more if you tell him!
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Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

OR he'll just play dumb duck and most likely think youre lying...
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tell him that his gf is a bitch and that you will help him ditch the corpse
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If you tell him he might get upset and ask her about it and she might admit it. Then they argue, and one has to move out or he just throws her on the street or whatever.

You could create unforseen consequences. Better talk to your (female) friend, think about solutions, discuss. Etc.



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