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18 Nov 2003, 02:26
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my sister is a retard
right
i'm fairly sure i mentioned that she's gotten a tattoo before. (a phoenix on her ribcage)
anyway.. at her grad she won a gift certificate to a tattoo place. it expires Dec. 1st and she's realized that she better hurry up and do it soon. so today she was talkin bout going down there to make an appointment and i said 'what are you getting?' and she said 'i'll show you the drawing later' to which ofc i said 'no tell me now!'
apparently last week some friend of hers found a broken disc, and they took it appart for something to do. she got this plastic bit which she preceeded to break into little pieces. still bored, she traced around them on a piece of paper. she realized that it looked something like a ribcage... so she drew the outlines into the shape of a man.
that's right. her tattoo is of a man drawn out of outlines of little plastic pieces.
think she'll regret this one when she gets older? i think so.. she thinks not.
*sigh*
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18 Nov 2003, 02:27
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Re: my sister is a retard
Force her into getting a black flag whit a skull'n'crossbones on!
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18 Nov 2003, 02:28
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Re: my sister is a retard
Best thread title ever.
And it's better than a tattoo of Mr. Letwin so thank your lucky stars.
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18 Nov 2003, 02:51
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Re: my sister is a retard
but she could pick something with a bit more meaning i think
how's she going to explain this one to her kids?
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18 Nov 2003, 02:53
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Re: my sister is a retard
They'll still have hyperlinks when she's got kids, just remember this URL and when you think they're ready you tell those kids what a screwy lady their wacky mom is with her crazy hair.
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18 Nov 2003, 03:10
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Re: my sister is a retard
Tattoos are body art, not political, sociological or spiritual messages.
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18 Nov 2003, 03:11
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Re: my sister is a retard
tell her to get a tattoo on her back of this thread
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18 Nov 2003, 03:17
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Re: my sister is a retard
Is she overweight? if yes - she shouldn't be getting tattoo at all. Tattoos also called "body art" --> "art" should be viewed/showed at some point --> if she has no "body" to show she shouldn't be bother with getting tattoo.
Also, if she is retarded, she shouldn't be getting tattoo. Usually, with age people get "smarter" and usually, they regret everything stupid that they ever have done, plus, if its '****knowswhat" tattoo she will regret it sooner or later. In this case she will probaly regret it sooner then later
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18 Nov 2003, 03:19
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Re: my sister is a retard
Tattoos are not 'meant to be shown' at all. If you like something, that's good enough reason to have one, regardless of how fugly you are.
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18 Nov 2003, 03:26
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Re: my sister is a retard
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Tattoos are not 'meant to be shown' at all. If you like something, that's good enough reason to have one, regardless of how fugly you are.
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so basicaly you saying you getting tattoo for yourself, just to look at it once in a while? Might as well just draw a freaking picture and hang it on the wall.
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18 Nov 2003, 03:34
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Re: my sister is a retard
tatoos? idiots
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18 Nov 2003, 03:36
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Re: my sister is a retard
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so basicaly you saying you getting tattoo for yourself, just to look at it once in a while? Might as well just draw a freaking picture and hang it on the wall.
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So basically you are saying you're getting a permanent mark on your skin so you can show other people how cool it is?
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18 Nov 2003, 03:56
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Re: my sister is a retard
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So basically you are saying you're getting a permanent mark on your skin so you can show other people how cool it is?
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I don't see any other reason why anyone would wanna have one. If tattoos wehere done for personal reasons only, they would all be somewhere on the ass, niples, penis, vagina (or like my sister in law on inside of her lip) - parts that coverd most of the time.
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18 Nov 2003, 04:02
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Re: my sister is a retard
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if a soldier tattood the badge of his unit on his ass, id worry what they did in the army
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18 Nov 2003, 04:23
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Re: my sister is a retard
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I don't see any other reason why anyone would wanna have one. If tattoos wehere done for personal reasons only, they would all be somewhere on the ass, niples, penis, vagina (or like my sister in law on inside of her lip) - parts that coverd most of the time.
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Because you feel a tattoo enhances your body, because it looks nice, because it feels good. Usually you will show it to other people ofcourse, but first and foremost a tattoo is there for YOU. You have to live with it and you are the one that has to like it.
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18 Nov 2003, 04:44
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Re: my sister is a retard
Does she have kids already or is that still being spoken of hypotheticly?
No offence Aryn, but from the way you describe her, wouldn't it be better if she didn't make that kind of contribution to the gene pool?
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18 Nov 2003, 04:50
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Re: my sister is a retard
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Originally Posted by ParraCida
Usually you will show it to other people ofcourse...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the dying puppy
Tattoos also called "body art" --> "art" should be viewed/showed at some point
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I don't see why you want make this conversation drag.
If a girl gets a tattoo right above her panties line, on the back, and she is 200+lbs, she is obviously not doing it for herself ffs. Because no matter how big your tattoo is, it won't make you look any slimer/sexier/attractive, but by having a one big, stretchet mark on the back, which will be shown every single time she bent over ( she will probably be wearing a shirt 2 sizes smaller than it should be anyway) will bring "some" attention to her. I haven't heard of one person yet, who were after 30 years still satisfied with her/his tattoo.Everything in life is temporary.
As you see there is not that many old people with tattoos, and I think it's because "back then" tattoos wherent populer as they are now. People trying to fallow fashion all the time, and unfortunately there is not too many people left without any tattoos. But I'll give you anothr few years when tattoo trand will be dead and you will see more and more "tattoo removal" shops around.
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18 Nov 2003, 04:51
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Re: my sister is a retard
she's 18
no kids... yet
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18 Nov 2003, 07:30
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Re: my sister is a retard
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I don't see why you want make this conversation drag.
I haven't heard of one person yet, who were after 30 years still satisfied with her/his tattoo.Everything in life is temporary.
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I've heard of a few people who were happy with their tattoos, though none were female. I even saw a story about a man who had his father's tattoos cut off of him and tanned so he could put them up for display (after he died of course), but that's a rather extreme case.
In any case I think having a tattoo just because you have a coupon is just plain silly, especially if its some doodle on a piece of paper. Might as well get the dancing banana plastered on your forehead to show everyone how stupid you can be. Now if only you could make it dance too....
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18 Nov 2003, 08:26
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Re: my sister is a retard
lesbians are
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18 Nov 2003, 09:05
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Re: my sister is a retard
tattoos are a waste of money and time...friend of mine once made a cross in ink on his right upper arm cause he was bored he paniced when he noticed the ink wouldnt come off no more :P now he's a retard with half a cross on his arm LOL nah tatoos are for white trash :P and idiots who want to impress
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18 Nov 2003, 09:12
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Re: my sister is a retard
Let's not talk about fat ladies mkay Pups?
Is your sister sexy Aryn? Because she's about my age and I'm about to need a rebound shag soon if I'm about to split up with my girlfriend.
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18 Nov 2003, 09:17
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Re: my sister is a retard
whats with all the splittage with girlfriends....you guys should be glad you have a girl ffffs!!! seems summer is over and all girls are getting dumped or is this just coincidence ? :P
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18 Nov 2003, 09:20
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Re: my sister is a retard
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whats with all the splittage with girlfriends....you guys should be glad you have a girl ffffs!!! seems summer is over and all girls are getting dumped or is this just coincidence ? :P
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18 Nov 2003, 09:20
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Re: my sister is a retard
No.
I'm dumping her because I don't trust her - and her behavior is the reason to my distrust. Whilst she's still stuck with the problems mentioned before by me, I can't get myself to trust her, and there's no way of any reasonable relationship with no trust on my side.
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18 Nov 2003, 15:40
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Re: my sister is a retard
I have a nice tattoo that i got about 3 years ago that I did for myself only. Although it is in a place where it could easily be shown off, most of the time I have it covered. I like it, I designed it, I know what it means and cba to care if other people like it or not.
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18 Nov 2003, 15:57
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Re: my sister is a retard
Isn't giving out gift certificates to tattoo parlours a tad irresponsible?
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18 Nov 2003, 15:58
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Re: my sister is a retard
i have self inflicted scars... im happy with them.
does that count?
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18 Nov 2003, 16:21
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Re: my sister is a retard
i'd get a tatto that had some symbolic meaning to me rather than some shite ink drawing in my skin just so i can claim to be 'individual'
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18 Nov 2003, 17:02
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Re: my sister is a retard
do you guys think there's any way i can make her realize how stupid the idea is before she does it?
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18 Nov 2003, 17:03
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Re: my sister is a retard
ofc this is the girl who one day wants to get a tatoo of a tape worm because in science class in highschool her and a friend had an inside joke about tapeworms
i dunno :\
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18 Nov 2003, 17:50
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Re: my sister is a retard
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do you guys think there's any way i can make her realize how stupid the idea is before she does it?
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Perhaps if you got a tatoo and demonstrated by example?
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18 Nov 2003, 18:55
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Re: my sister is a retard
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Originally Posted by Tietäjä
Let's not talk about fat ladies mkay Pups?
Is your sister sexy Aryn? Because she's about my age and I'm about to need a rebound shag soon if I'm about to split up with my girlfriend.
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18 Nov 2003, 19:14
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Re: my sister is a retard
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do you guys think there's any way i can make her realize how stupid the idea is before she does it?
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Introduce her to an ugly bloke with a stupid tattoo.
Later make derogatory remarks to her about how stupid his tattoo makes him look. Hopefully she'll realise about her error in judgement getting the tattoo without you actually insulting her...
Basicly teach her by example
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18 Nov 2003, 19:15
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Re: my sister is a retard
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think she'll regret this one when she gets older? i think so.. she thinks not.
*sigh*
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18 Nov 2003, 19:17
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Re: my sister is a retard
i told her i'd point and laugh and say 'i told you so' in a few years
she shrugged and said that's fine
she's in that 'i don't care what you think i'm going to do it anyway' (most likely that rebel 'i'm gonna do it cause you don't want me to' mode)
so.. in that case if she's being stupid about it.. she deserves it :\
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18 Nov 2003, 19:18
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Re: my sister is a retard
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If I had a sister, she would own yours.
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my sister would sit on your sister and win :\
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18 Nov 2003, 19:20
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Re: my sister is a retard
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my sister would sit on your sister and win :\
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My sister would use her anti-fatty powers to blow your sister into McPieces.
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18 Nov 2003, 19:22
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Re: my sister is a retard
dude
rp sucks :\
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18 Nov 2003, 19:25
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Re: my sister is a retard
So does your sister, at least, that's what it says on the toilet walls all over Canada anyway...
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18 Nov 2003, 19:25
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Re: my sister is a retard
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dude
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18 Nov 2003, 19:29
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Re: my sister is a retard
i'm not a big fan on tattoo's on women. they can be tastful in certain places which i am ok with. however having a tatoo is not a big deal, it is a fairly simple, cheap, and painless process to get them removed by laser.
however fat people should be locked up and not shown to the world untli they are thin again, so getting a tattoo to show off if you're fat is not a good thing.
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18 Nov 2003, 19:30
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Re: my sister is a retard
she's not getting it to show it off
so no worries there
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18 Nov 2003, 19:33
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Re: my sister is a retard
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on the toilet walls all over Canada
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18 Nov 2003, 19:36
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Re: my sister is a retard
it is too late
i think i had the wrong approach
she told me what it was.. and i said 'omg that's stupid.. why would you go and do that? you're so going to regret it and when you do i'm gonna LAUGH'
so now she's like 'but i won't regret it' and is in that mindset to prove me wrong.
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18 Nov 2003, 19:38
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Re: my sister is a retard
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I keep on saying "nodboy likes a fatty" on a regular basis to my sister.
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18 Nov 2003, 19:41
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Re: my sister is a retard
Aryn ...
I keep on saying "nobody likes a fatty" on a regular basis to my sister.
My reasoning is that although she's not fat at the moment one day she might start to put on weight.
If she realises the disgust most (normal) guys have at the thought of fat women then she prolly wont go and get fat.
I've started early before there's a problem.
You should have done the same kind of thing (ie gone on and on about how sad tatoos are etc) years ago to your sister.
It's prolly too late now tho.
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18 Nov 2003, 19:43
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Re: my sister is a retard
I'm probably getting a tattoo over the next few months as I'm shallow and I think they look well cool.
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18 Nov 2003, 19:44
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Re: my sister is a retard
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I'm probably getting a tattoo over the next few months as I'm shallow and I think they look well cool.
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Get one saying 'Sore wa himitsu desu'
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18 Nov 2003, 19:46
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Re: my sister is a retard
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Nodrog likes a fatty?
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