Planetarion Forums - Best Girlfriend / Wife quotes

gzambo · 22 Jun 2006, 00:03

" why the **** cant u use the internet to look at porn like any other husband "

from my ex-wife

aNgRyDuCk · 22 Jun 2006, 03:05

when she played her first round for ToF....... this happened frequently, got the impression she figured 1up was her personal hit squad

" can you guys (meaning 1up) attack this asshole, he keeps cov opping me"

jt25man · 22 Jun 2006, 06:03

Never let your gf/fiance/wife be in your alliance and your buddy pack...

My fiance gets pissed at me every time I change something without telling her first, and we're in the same gal, but she's always asking what my coord are when I need defense, or she wants to send her ships to me to save them.

Also, she won't let me help her by teaching her what to do, she wants to do it by herself, then when something bad happens she blames me.

Squidly · 22 Jun 2006, 16:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by aNgRyDuCk

when she played her first round for ToF....... this happened frequently, got the impression she figured 1up was her personal hit squad

" can you guys (meaning 1up) attack this asshole, he keeps cov opping me"

Marry a 1up guy and gain 1up as your own personal hit squad... There's an idea!

I can see that turning out maybe kind of badly though

"Will you marry me?"
"Maybe... but are you sure you're not just interested in me only because I'm in 1up?"

Mighteh · 22 Jun 2006, 16:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squidly

Marry a 1up guy and gain 1up as your own personal hit squad... There's an idea!

I can see that turning out maybe kind of badly though

"Will you marry me?"
"Maybe... but are you sure you're not just interested in me only because I'm in 1up?"

bwahah. Seems like one of the benefits of being 1up is that u get e-laid. (or irl laid, on rare ocasions ) Life is highly peculiar process that sometimes is terribly intresting in its contoversies

what is slightly more interesting that it works not only on 1up HC but on everyone in 1up who just likes "helping out girls"

Which, tbh, is highly understandable in these circles

its the small things in life though, i guess...

MotoX · 22 Jun 2006, 18:40

I made a deal with my girlfriend (around round 9 I guess) that every time the phone rang in the middle of the night and I had to rush to the comp and send out deff etc I had to promise her to “jump her” twice the day after!

……..I skipped round 10 :/

Aragno · 22 Jun 2006, 19:46

What I hear most is "Got your coords yet". That's what she says now instead of "want to go to bed". Not sure that is a good thing :/

-TPM- · 22 Jun 2006, 21:07

'Are you done checking your damn planet yet?..... ......I want to check mine.'

'Your addicted to that game!' few hours later 'Can you set the alarm for 2am, I need to launch my attack...'

The Real Arfy · 24 Jun 2006, 12:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fiery

Wow, I wasn't aware planetarion was a male only game... Someone should have told me and the rest of the ladies before we signed up...

I rarely do this, but to defend rain for a second, perhaps you should look at the thread title instead of writing in red and bold at him. I thought he made a pretty good post that fit in well with the topic.

TheBerk · 24 Jun 2006, 13:15

This thread discriminates against gays and women, though strangely it doesn't discriminate against lesbians.

On topic.
"You put our date back an hour so you could set a construction? Seriously, what?""

Happy days.

themast · 24 Jun 2006, 21:18

another fav one is

"for once in your life get off that fking pc"

and when i used to have dial up everyone complaned cos they couldnt phone the house

Maladoni · 24 Jun 2006, 22:23

I've never played, i'm not clever enough.

My ex once said though whilst i was playing Champ Man.

'You going to play that ******* game all nite'

I turned of the computer at its power source stood up dropped my jeans and pants in one go and said.

'Bend over and we will play some ******* games'

She left the room.

I turned on the computer at its power source.

Assassin · 25 Jun 2006, 09:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Real Arfy

I rarely do this, but to defend rain for a second, perhaps you should look at the thread title instead of writing in red and bold at him. I thought he made a pretty good post that fit in well with the topic.

Arfy, she actually always types messages in red. Thats sort of Fiery's trademark

Exothermic · 26 Jun 2006, 08:27

I'm just fortunate that my wife is as addicted as me, if not more. The only quotes i get tend to be PA related.

"I just lost everything. And i was busy talking to Fiery about shoes"

"ffs! stop quoting me

"

" ah s**t, I'm a n00b :S"

Filth · 26 Jun 2006, 08:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by furball

"Have you won yet?"

:crymeariver:

yes!! thats the one i get the most. A pity the answer is always no, and she thinks the game is continuous (doesn't notice the in-between round breaks at all)

TheShadowMan · 27 Jun 2006, 01:20

"Why do you get up at 3qm, your talking to girls on that iorc thing. I know you are stop lying. Your cheating on me with your internet girls. I hate you. You pay more attention to 'that game' than you do me"

"You promised me you wouldn't sign up again"

"I'm gonna go into work and get them to block the game servers"

my fave one
"I wish I never bought you that laptop it just means that now you can ignore me in every room"

Supersander · 27 Jun 2006, 10:50

"You spend more time with those nerds than with me"

"Are you first yet? You know I'm not gonna marry a loser"

"One of these days I'm gonna throw that computer out of the window"

"Who are you?"

"If you get out of bed one more time you're not getting back in!"

Dotatrix · 27 Jun 2006, 11:23

How is that possible? You were never online anyway.

Supersander · 27 Jun 2006, 16:19

I know

The previous 17 rounds i was tho!

Biggin · 28 Jun 2006, 16:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan

my fave one
"I wish I never bought you that laptop it just means that now you can ignore me in every room"

now this is funny...

-Blue Moon- · 29 Jun 2006, 00:03

"...and you spend hours a day on this thing and don't even get paid for it or win any prizes?"

"what's a car doing in space anyway" (corvette)

"your damn alarm wakes me up every 2hrs"
"1hr 55mins actually"
(slap)

jt25man · 29 Jun 2006, 06:18

"You lost some ships? Oh boo hoo grow up"

Zotnam · 29 Jun 2006, 09:12

Oh my god, must restrain myself.

Fun how they are always harder on you after they stopped playing aswell.

XelNaga · 29 Jun 2006, 13:41

/me explaining PA with every detail

me: "you sure I don't bore you to death"
she: "nono, it really sounds interesting, I guess I could really get into it, I think I'll get inet so I can play that game too"

HAHA