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8 Mar 2004, 23:04
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What do i do?
Oooh, I love coming on GD for advice. It's great getting the piss ripped out of you
Right, a girl i know quite well (as an aquaintance) has asked me round to her house tommorow to help her with her "biology" (emphasis mine). What do i do? Is she coming on to me, or is she being serious? Or both?
Bear in mind that we both study biology, me at a more advanced level than her.
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8 Mar 2004, 23:06
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Lord Denning
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Re: What do i do?
Perhaps she wants to improve at Biology.
Just a thought...
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8 Mar 2004, 23:07
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Fidel Cakestro
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Re: What do i do?
She Wants You
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8 Mar 2004, 23:07
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Re: What do i do?
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8 Mar 2004, 23:14
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: What do i do?
go around ready for both situations (i.e. a biology textbook and a packet of johnny's)
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8 Mar 2004, 23:28
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Re: What do i do?
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Originally Posted by Demon Dave
go around ready for both situations (i.e. a biology textbook and a packet of johnny's)
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A packet of johnny's what?
(easily claims victory from mrl)
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8 Mar 2004, 23:32
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Gone
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Re: What do i do?
She obviously likes and trusts you enough to invite her over to her house. Has she said or done anything which might indicate affection for you?
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8 Mar 2004, 23:35
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: What do i do?
Maybe she wants to lock you in the basement, chop off your johnson and feed it to you.
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8 Mar 2004, 23:41
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Re: What do i do?
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
She obviously likes and trusts you enough to invite her over to her house. Has she said or done anything which might indicate affection for you?
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Woah, dude. I didn't come here looking for serious advice. I know the true situation - she likes me, but also wants to improve her biology, moreso than she wants any sort of relationship. I just asked on here for a laugh. Do you really think that the people who post their problems here are serious? If so, they have another problem
Chubby: hmmmm...
*runs to her house*
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8 Mar 2004, 23:47
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Re: What do i do?
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Originally Posted by KraKto$is8
Do you really think that the people who post their problems here are serious?
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Absolutely. Where else have they got to turn to?
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8 Mar 2004, 23:52
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Clerk
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Re: What do i do?
Generally, people who post here are serious, but they don't necessarily expect entirely serious replies.
Two different things.
I've received & given what I'd consider moderately decent advice. Not necessarily on "relationships" admittedly.
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9 Mar 2004, 00:08
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Re: What do i do?
Exactly.
To generalise and insult at the same time, there are 2 types of people here.
Those who can get relationships.
Those who can't.
The former have friends to turn to. The latter don't. Hence they come here with problems. But since they can't get relationships, they rarely have any problems with it.
Oooh, insulting people has never been so fun.
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9 Mar 2004, 00:10
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Re: What do i do?
I can 'get' relationships; I merely have no idea how I do it.
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9 Mar 2004, 00:14
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Re: What do i do?
People just flock to you, attracted by your raw animal magnetism?
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9 Mar 2004, 00:14
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Re: What do i do?
Time to throw a roll of pennies in your undies to impress her.
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9 Mar 2004, 00:19
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Gone
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Re: What do i do?
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People just flock to you, attracted by your raw animal magnetism?
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People do not flock to me, and they are not attracted by my 'animal magnetism' - I doubt I have any.
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9 Mar 2004, 00:19
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Re: What do i do?
Go there with lines and arrows all over your body, and demonstrate what each limb does, and it's Latin name. Girls love that shit.
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9 Mar 2004, 08:34
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Re: What do i do?
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People do not flock to me, and they are not attracted by my 'animal magnetism' - I doubt I have any.
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Ah, being your usual modest self eh?
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9 Mar 2004, 09:24
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Re: What do i do?
and how did it go?
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9 Mar 2004, 10:02
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Guy next door
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Re: What do i do?
why don't you write a thread about it on the internet
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9 Mar 2004, 10:11
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Beyond The Sun
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Re: What do i do?
just curious dutchie, i'm actually intrested in how it went, btw this forum is a pigstile of shitthreads, and you aint making it much better
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9 Mar 2004, 10:12
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Re: What do i do?
He's probably home, pulling his hose for getting that close.
Ehy! I'm doing rhymes!
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9 Mar 2004, 10:57
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Re: What do i do?
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Originally Posted by KraKto$is8
Exactly.
To generalise and insult at the same time, there are 2 types of people here.
Those who can get relationships.
Those who can't.
The former have friends to turn to. The latter don't. Hence they come here with problems. But since they can't get relationships, they rarely have any problems with it.
Oooh, insulting people has never been so fun.
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i actually used to ask for advice on here due to the anonymity of it all, but now i go drinking with about half a dozon ppl on here, i tend not to anymore
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9 Mar 2004, 11:08
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Re: What do i do?
Quote:
Originally Posted by KraKto$is8
Oooh, I love coming on GD for advice. It's great getting the piss ripped out of you
Right, a girl i know quite well (as an aquaintance) has asked me round to her house tommorow to help her with her "biology" (emphasis mine). What do i do? Is she coming on to me, or is she being serious? Or both?
Bear in mind that we both study biology, me at a more advanced level than her.
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I'd say, from what you have told us that she wants you to read biology stuff to her while she gives you a BJ under the table.
Dont fall for it mate. The caniving little bint.
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9 Mar 2004, 12:41
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Godfather
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Re: What do i do?
this thread has made me think 2 things :
1. KraKto$is8 clearly has no friends to tell this exciting new information too.
2. KraKto$is8 is an attention whore.
:-(
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9 Mar 2004, 12:44
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And you expected Kittens?
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Re: What do i do?
Watch the first episode of "Shameless" again. The answer will come clear....
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9 Mar 2004, 12:44
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Gone
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Re: What do i do?
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Don't get JJ angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
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9 Mar 2004, 12:47
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And you expected Kittens?
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Re: What do i do?
Thrw him a cookie, that normally calms him down.
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9 Mar 2004, 12:48
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Re: What do i do?
Me JJ me ban
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9 Mar 2004, 12:49
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Gone
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Re: What do i do?
I'm arresting all of you for being an unlicensed mob.
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9 Mar 2004, 12:50
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: What do i do?
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I'm arresting all of you for being an unlicensed mob.
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It's not my fault the Mob Registering System is run by EDS.
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13 Mar 2004, 18:01
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Re: What do i do?
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girl
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13 Mar 2004, 18:11
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: What do i do?
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They're waiting for you gordon. In the test chamber.
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13 Mar 2004, 18:12
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Re: What do i do?
is nodrog trying to imply something paedophilic?
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13 Mar 2004, 19:16
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Re: What do i do?
Mbushell, that all depends on what your dreaming about...
And ive come up with a brilliant idea just now...
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13 Mar 2004, 20:01
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: What do i do?
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Mbushell, that all depends on what your dreaming about...
And ive come up with a brilliant idea just now...
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confused. Mega mondo confused. What ARE you talking about?
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13 Mar 2004, 20:51
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Re: What do i do?
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13 Mar 2004, 20:56
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: What do i do?
This is why they were turned off in the first place.
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13 Mar 2004, 22:49
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Re: What do i do?
heh, l00k what ive started...
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14 Mar 2004, 00:25
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: What do i do?
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Absolutely. Where else have they got to turn to?
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Best reply so far.
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