'Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase.
Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.
Must not use military vehicles to ‘Squish' things.
Must not refer to 1st Sgt as ‘Mom'.
Must not refer to the Commander as ‘Dad'.
Class
will be forwarded to all army people i know!
EDIT The Microsoft ® ‘Dancing Paperclip’ is not authorized to countermand any orders. HEH