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18 Oct 2003, 13:32
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3,848
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I'm bored...
...so I want to be nosey.
Everyone has sexual fantasies, we know this and generally they're not interesting. However, everyone has one or two that they'd never want to really come true but are a turn on in your head. What are yours?
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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18 Oct 2003, 13:34
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Kontrč*******
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: where ever you want me hun
Posts: 168
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Re: I'm bored...
you
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18 Oct 2003, 13:36
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in a pie LOL!!1one
Posts: 86
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Re: I'm bored...
your mom.
AHAHAHAHAAHAH IT'S OK HERE BECAUSE ITS A GENUINE FANTASY AND YOU CAN'T BAN ME FOR THAT CUS I'M JUST REPLYING
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18 Oct 2003, 13:40
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Re: I'm bored...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pie
your mom.
AHAHAHAHAAHAH IT'S OK HERE BECAUSE ITS A GENUINE FANTASY AND YOU CAN'T BAN ME FOR THAT CUS I'M JUST REPLYING
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Go go gadget clause 1.
ps
Can't think of anything offhand.
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18 Oct 2003, 13:41
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First Disciple of Aldur
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: The Vale of Aldur
Posts: 1,470
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Re: I'm bored...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gayle29uk
...so I want to be nosey.
Everyone has sexual fantasies, we know this and generally they're not interesting. However, everyone has one or two that they'd never want to really come true but are a turn on in your head. What are yours?
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I'm not posting mine, until Gayle post's hers.
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Yeah.
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18 Oct 2003, 13:44
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3,848
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Re: I'm bored...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Belgarath The Sorcerer
I'm not posting mine, until Gayle post's hers.
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Being raped while my girlfriend masturbates as she watches.
NOT something I want to happen outside my head!
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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18 Oct 2003, 13:47
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Re: I'm bored...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gayle29uk
NOT something I want to happen outside my head!
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Too late, you've given them the idea.
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18 Oct 2003, 13:55
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: I'm bored...
First the 'Sadistic Thoughts' thread and now this
Anyway, inflicting pain, rape, domination (of others) - that kind of thing.
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18 Oct 2003, 14:28
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in a pie LOL!!1one
Posts: 86
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Re: I'm bored...
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Go go gadget clause 1.
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;(
Is clause one no mentioning other peoples mothers?
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18 Oct 2003, 16:33
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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Re: I'm bored...
Sisters, me, handcuffs.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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18 Oct 2003, 16:50
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in a pie LOL!!1one
Posts: 86
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Re: I'm bored...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Embroglio
Sisters, me, handcuffs.
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Eyebrows - Raised.
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18 Oct 2003, 17:03
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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Re: I'm bored...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pie
Eyebrows - Raised.
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I think you meant:
Penis - Raised
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18 Oct 2003, 17:06
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in a pie LOL!!1one
Posts: 86
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Re: I'm bored...
no, actually I think I meant
your mom - raised.
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18 Oct 2003, 17:10
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
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Re: I'm bored...
to be pissed on by about 10 men, then obviously a gang bang would follow
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"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
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18 Oct 2003, 17:11
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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Re: I'm bored...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pie
no, actually I think I meant
your mom - raised.
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got a crane handy? ahaha
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18 Oct 2003, 17:11
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in a pie LOL!!1one
Posts: 86
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Re: I'm bored...
yes?
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18 Oct 2003, 17:13
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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Re: I'm bored...
oh
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18 Oct 2003, 18:00
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in a pie LOL!!1one
Posts: 86
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Re: I'm bored...
Well that one fell flat on its face. eh
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18 Oct 2003, 20:28
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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Re: I'm bored...
Having enough money for sex would be nice, but I'd probably spend it on retro hardware or something.
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18 Oct 2003, 20:31
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: I'm bored...
Quote:
Originally Posted by queball
Having enough money for sex would be nice, but I'd probably spend it on retro hardware or something.
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Surely Cambrdige provides enough bum-loving for you queball?
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18 Oct 2003, 20:33
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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Re: I'm bored...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Surely Cambrdige provides enough bum-loving for you queball?
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Apparently this is one of the most celebate colleges. We did get free extra strong condoms in college colours though. And lube!
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18 Oct 2003, 20:40
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location: Location:
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Re: I'm bored...
those jake baker stories seem pretty fun
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Sophie is hotter than you
though ive gone off her now; the way Susanna Reid squirms around on sml is, however, awesome
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19 Oct 2003, 00:06
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overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 5,900
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Re: I'm bored...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Embroglio
Sisters, me, handcuffs.
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I'm not sure if you mean your sisters, or simply that they are sisters (or maybe nurses or nuns)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bloomers III
to be pissed on by about 10 men, then obviously a gang bang would follow
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is your real name Betty, by any chance?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gayle29uk
Being raped while my girlfriend masturbates as she watches.
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Maybe the rapist could force you to do stuff you really don't want to, like....
... the washing up or the ironing
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19 Oct 2003, 00:32
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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Re: I'm bored...
I only have one sister. And no incest isn't 2hawt.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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19 Oct 2003, 00:38
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Re: I'm bored...
My sister's sixteen year old hot school-friend (who, during the summer, I had the pleasure of seeing running around in the house in next to nothing, god bless slumber parties) in her school-uniform, in her school.
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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19 Oct 2003, 00:43
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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Re: I'm bored...
pld jonny
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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19 Oct 2003, 01:05
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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Re: I'm bored...
except we all know you really do want that one to happen jonny
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lazy
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19 Oct 2003, 01:09
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Re: I'm bored...
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
except we all know you really do want that one to happen jonny :)
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Oh wait didn't bother reading the first post heh. Yeah I actually definitely do want that one to come true :)
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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19 Oct 2003, 01:32
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#29
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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Re: I'm bored...
I confused want with will.
__________________
There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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19 Oct 2003, 02:04
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And you expected Kittens?
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Purgatory, Upper Hell, Manchester.
Posts: 478
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Re: I'm bored...
Japanese twins!!!
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If music be the food of love, then industrial techno be the food of BDSM.
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19 Oct 2003, 02:15
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: autogenic misery
Posts: 872
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Re: I'm bored...
q.
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