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24 Aug 2003, 02:13
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Here, there and everywhere
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http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/
I like this website.
p.s - I don't care if it's old.
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24 Aug 2003, 02:50
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'.
So true.
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24 Aug 2003, 03:06
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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I hadn't seen it before and I just spent the last 40 minutes reading it.
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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24 Aug 2003, 03:09
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Then I Ate The Baby!
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: The Cheese Is Brown!
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It's one of the funnier things i've ever read
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128th Siggy Change and Counting...
I scare Ostriches when their on pavement.
I white-wash new-born babies.
I am a nice guy once you get to know me though
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24 Aug 2003, 12:03
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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I've spent pretty much all my morning reading that. Pure quality!
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24 Aug 2003, 14:00
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Wearing Speedos
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She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear.
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24 Aug 2003, 14:18
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Motherfracker
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24 Aug 2003, 17:02
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Born Sinful
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Loughborough, UK
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"'Hello? Shapes? Prepare a chair, we'll be there in two minutes. Yes, it looks bad. I... Oh my God, it's frizzing! Clear!"
At which point megla leaves the room in need of an oxygen mask, whilst getting some odd looks from his brother (what? laughing insanely at apparently nothing is perfectly normal behaviour...).
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24 Aug 2003, 17:19
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mmm lambs
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: London
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That took up a large part of my day but was well worth it.
Last edited by midge5; 24 Aug 2003 at 17:28.
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24 Aug 2003, 17:24
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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reading now, i get the feeling i am going to be late going to the pub tonight
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24 Aug 2003, 21:42
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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from the comments above, ill save that website for a rainy(rainier) day
Thanks in advance
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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24 Aug 2003, 21:51
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Those arguments are depressingly familiar, but brilliantly observed.
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24 Aug 2003, 22:05
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
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Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!' The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, 'Hey! Look! They're the cushions we've got.', 'Isn't she the one who does that tampon advert?' and, on one famous occasion, 'Oh, I've seen this - he gets killed at the end.'
He's dating my mother :((
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In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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24 Aug 2003, 23:21
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
He's dating my mother (
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'Names have been changed to protect the innocent' ?
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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Pretty parks and funky scrap metal things here
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24 Aug 2003, 23:24
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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I'm at work and bored. Fortunately I am alone cos I'm crying with laughter at this site
[edit]Ok, this is now officially the funniest thing in the history of the world, EVER![/edit]
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
Last edited by Gayle29uk; 24 Aug 2003 at 23:31.
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24 Aug 2003, 23:43
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Klaatu barada nikto
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: St. Paul, Minnesota
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Excellent! I especially liked this bit:
Margret: 'I cannot believe that you didn't do it.'
Mil: 'You didn't ask me to do it.'
Margret: 'Why should I have to ask you to do it?'
Mil: 'So I know you want me to do it.'
Margret: 'But I have to ask you to do everything.'
Mil: 'But I do everything you ask me to.'
Margret: 'But I have to ask you to do everything.'
Mil: 'But I do everything you ask me to.'
Margret: 'No - listen - the point is, I have to ask you to do everything.'
Mil: 'Yes - and I do everything you ask me to.'
[Some hours later....]
Margret: 'I... have to ask.... you... to do everything.'
Mil: 'And I... do everything... you ask me to.'
Margret: 'Arrgggh! Listen! I...'
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25 Aug 2003, 00:36
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Born Sinful
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Loughborough, UK
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"The other evening we had some friends round. We were all sitting in the living room and I was recounting something Margret had done a couple of days previously. Unfortunately, I can't remember what this thing was now, but I do recall it had happened in the car. [...] Anyway, whatever it was, it was certainly (a) utterly outrageous and (b) utterly down to Margret. This is borne out by the look of numb, stunned disbelief that trembled on our friends' faces when I'd finished telling them the story. One of them turned to Margret and, incredulous, gasped, 'Did you really do that?'
'Yeah,' Margret laughed back, with a shy, 'you know how it is' shrug. Then she became pensive and her nose twisted a little in thought. 'But,' she continued, half to herself, 'I don't know if I'd have done it in real life.'
" In real life"?
What?
WHAT?"
Another moment which induced asphyxiating laughter on my part.
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25 Aug 2003, 01:15
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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You hate Americans, don't you?
Absolutely not. Some of the brightest, funniest, most erudite, down-to-earth and self-effacing people I know are Americans. (Or Canadians - which is the same thing. Yes it is. I'm not listening - Yes - It - Is.) Even my limited experience suggests most Americans are extremely pleasant people. I'm just sorry that the majority have to share a country with such a large minority of yawping, jingoistic, humourless, moronic wankers. Oh, and my sympathies about your President too.
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Even the FAQ is funny
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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25 Aug 2003, 11:12
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
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This site is old. The only reason it's old because someone here posted this link last year & I randomly went to his homepage & looked at the other stuff he had.
It's funny to read it again but old.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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25 Aug 2003, 11:36
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:cool:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Here, there and everywhere
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Quote:
Originally posted by Blastoderm
This site is old.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Obliterate
p.s - I don't care if it's old.
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25 Aug 2003, 12:30
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
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I know you don't care. Just like to say it's old. I couldn't help it.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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25 Aug 2003, 13:10
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
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Which reminds me; test your own self-control by reading this and seeing if you can resist the urge to draw any telling psychological insights from it:
Margret walked through the living room on Friday as I was watching 'Band Of Brothers'. Absently, she asked, 'Is this "Killing Private Ryan"?'
It's the nights I fear the most.
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