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14 Jul 2004, 11:56
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a little bit broken
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i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
woohooo management position here i come
i will so make a good boss
sure none of you really care much but i feel like bragging
m
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14 Jul 2004, 12:13
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Rawr rawr
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
Can I be your subordinate?
I can use the computer and do internet.
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14 Jul 2004, 12:14
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Rawr rawr
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
Congratulations BTW!
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14 Jul 2004, 12:16
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th0ng gimp
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
what is te management position for? Wha do you do?
Congrats madi anyway 
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14 Jul 2004, 13:51
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
Say it's for Ann summers and you'll get a bigger audience.
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14 Jul 2004, 13:55
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Godfather
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
Stop The Press
Madi Has Been Promoted
Ill Inform Max Clifford At Once!
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14 Jul 2004, 14:04
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
So...what's the job then?
p.s. Congrats, you'll have more work to do now!
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14 Jul 2004, 14:08
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nomen est omen
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
Well done that woman; but I have to say "management" is a swear word in my book; I`ll never be a manager anyway 
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14 Jul 2004, 14:50
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
madi can boss me around any day.
congrats btw.
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14 Jul 2004, 15:09
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Choice of Whacker sir?
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
Good luckk with your interview! Hope you get the job, mangement is where its at!!
:-)
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14 Jul 2004, 15:12
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
Women these days 
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14 Jul 2004, 16:30
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a little bit broken
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
am currently an information analyst
hopefully in a couple of months i shall be a performance improvement associate
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14 Jul 2004, 16:35
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
Cheesy line
"you can analyse me any day baby!"
or
"You give me some graphical info and I'll anal-yse you"
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14 Jul 2004, 16:35
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the merciless
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
Tbh it's a good thing she's going higher up the career tree, a boob lift and botox is prolly not far round the corner for our dear madi.
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14 Jul 2004, 16:37
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
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am currently an information analyst
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I was going to apply to be an Information Analyst for my current employers. £22k per annum but couldn't be arsed to do the application form.
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14 Jul 2004, 17:04
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
I think management is fundamentally evil. Also, there are virtually no interesting problems in management; just bureaucracy, recalcitrance, and dissemblance.
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14 Jul 2004, 17:11
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
When I'm older, I'm going to be employed to moderate a forum full of random posters with random personalities and random looks such as bearded women.
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14 Jul 2004, 17:22
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
madi your avatar is cute
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15 Jul 2004, 10:08
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Rawr rawr
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
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madi your avatar is cute |
GORDON IN HITTING ON MADI SHOCKA!!
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15 Jul 2004, 11:15
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
Yes...very cute.
Clearly you should get that on a T-Shirt and then wear that while your in managment. No-one will then treat you as threatening and won't bitch about you behind your back in the lunchroom.
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15 Jul 2004, 11:40
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
nice one madi glad to see that the job is paying off
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15 Jul 2004, 11:53
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a little bit broken
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
i still have to fill in an application form
pants
though it will be worth it to have lots more money and be able tell people what to do
my boyfriend often tells me off for being recalcitrant
so i shall probably fit in quite well \o/
re: avatar
thanks
i thought about looking for something pretty online that jiggled or something
then decided to spend 10 seconds in paint instead
m
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15 Jul 2004, 12:17
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so f*cking zen
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
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woohooo management position here i come
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and then you'll get drunk at an office party and have sex with the photocopy boy in one of the cupboards and the managing director will walk in on you and he'll be aghast and you'll be "up for review" and the review board will say that "you acted inappropriately" and you "now have your months notice" and "you're fired" and "you don't need to come into work anymore" and then you'll go home and youu'll feel so low you'll confess everything to your boyfriend hoping that he'll absolve you of the guilt you feel but he'll be disgusted with you and want you to "just get out of his sight" and you'll be crying and not moving and he'll get furious and physically throw you out of the house you share and then you wont have a place to stay so you'll go round to a family members place who might be your mum or might not and you'll stay there for a couple of days until they find out you cheated on your boyfriend and thats why he threw you out and your entire family really likes your (now ex) boyfriend and because what you did was so disgusting and vile they'll side with him even if the cupboard incident "meant nothing to [you]" and so your family will disown you and now you'll have nowhere to stay so you'll end up on the street and then because you have no address you wont be able to get a job so in desperation you'll turn to prostitution and you'll service 20 or more men a night and to numb your pain you'll turn to heroin and crack and as your tolerance builds up you'll start doing alot of it and then you'll have to turn even more tricks and your hair will fall out and you'll be a junkie and a whore and you'll have to wear a wig just to get customers but only the foulest rank guys will go with you cause the only wig you can afford will be a really cheap one and you'll end up ****ing illegal immigrants 10 at a time in some doss house and you'll cry yourself to sleep every night and every morning when you wake the first thing you'll do is shoot up AND ALL BECAUSE YOU ACCEPTED A PROMOTION!
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15 Jul 2004, 12:25
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criminally insane
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
...and the photocopy boy just shrugs, scratches his scrotom and keeps on copying.
harsh
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15 Jul 2004, 12:27
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a little bit broken
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
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and ...AND ALL BECAUSE YOU ACCEPTED A PROMOTION!
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where is it that you work again?
and i am far more likely to screw the managing director than the copy boy
i prefer to told what a naughty girl i am while being thrown over a desk than to be dribbled over by a no hoper
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15 Jul 2004, 12:31
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so f*cking zen
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
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where is it that you work again?
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Is that meant to be some kind of dig?
If so it's shit.
Anyways i dont listen to WOMEN WHO CHEAT ON THEIR BOYFRIENDS!
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15 Jul 2004, 12:34
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
So I take it you took that job promotion you were asking us about a while ago Dace?
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15 Jul 2004, 12:35
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so f*cking zen
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
Nope.
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15 Jul 2004, 13:00
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
Dace, what would we do without you.
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15 Jul 2004, 13:20
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Lonely analytic
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Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)
\o/
wahee!
(TBH management positions tend to be so busy you cannot spam boards anymore - hence my lapse of posting...)
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