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21 Jan 2004, 19:59
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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can thismonth get any worse :(
someone is punishing me for giving up alcohol, im sure of it
1. I get dumped
2. My landlord decides to sell my house.
3. My work gets ****ing robbed, i work in a library fs
****ing scally bastards
i hate this month and i swear to god, 1 more bad thing and thats it, im drinking myself unconcious.
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21 Jan 2004, 20:02
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
I heard about 1.
Possibly it's your lot in life to introduce ladies to the other members of your house.
Which is a great reason to come and live here!
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PS
come and drink at the wetherspoons, they have cheap guinness.
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21 Jan 2004, 20:04
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Cute Kitten
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
Then you can introduce the ladies to him instead....
...I'm not sure I like that idea..
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21 Jan 2004, 20:04
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by Ebany
Then you can introduce the ladies to him instead....
...I'm not sure I like that idea..
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Hello ladeez!
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21 Jan 2004, 20:43
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th0ng gimp
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
yes it could be worse - i wait for you to tell us you have a terminal illness and a std.
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21 Jan 2004, 22:56
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the merciless
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
When life deals you a lemon, sprinkle some lavender oil on your pillow before resting, it's aroma will gurantee a nice peaceful sleep which will leave you feeling positive about life in the morning.
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<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
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21 Jan 2004, 23:03
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by Evergreen
When life deals you a lemon, sprinkle some lavender oil on your pillow before resting, it's aroma will gurantee a nice peaceful sleep which will leave you feeling positive about life in the morning.
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I wonder what the little book of karm would be like.
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22 Jan 2004, 00:26
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Lucky
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
someone is punishing me for giving up alcohol, im sure of it
1. I get dumped
2. My landlord decides to sell my house.
3. My work gets ****ing robbed, i work in a library fs
****ing scally bastards
i hate this month and i swear to god, 1 more bad thing and thats it, im drinking myself unconcious.
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working in a library is a good reason to get dumped for. you have only yourself to blame.
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22 Jan 2004, 00:27
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I wonder what the little book of karm would be like.
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Cue hundreds of "We hate Karm" posts suggesting the contents of the book.
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It was matter for general remark,
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22 Jan 2004, 01:12
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
3. My work gets ****ing robbed, i work in a library fs
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Wow, I thought librarians were volunteers!
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22 Jan 2004, 05:51
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by idimmu
dont drink
its the mainstay of shit people
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Eat instead ! Be like Idi and do **** all all day and eat like a pig every evening.
Yes, you too could be a 300lb tub of lard within TWO WEEKS if you follow the idi-plan.
Day One: Day One needs forward planning, as you'd rather not get out of bed to eat. Make sure you think ahead and strategically place a selection of high-calorie foodstuffs within easy arms reach of the bed.
Remember, at this stage, the less effort the betterr, we don't want you burning off excess calories needlessly, do we now?
Day Two to follow...
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22 Jan 2004, 06:09
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
on Jan 31, Wile E. Coyote will finally catch you.
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22 Jan 2004, 06:20
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Blatantly overcooked
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
#2 Would really suck if such house was actually yours
Anyways. There was this sister of a friend's girfriend that everytime she met/chatted with me I was pissed drunk.
Interestingly enough she asked me out. Apparently disappointed by the sober version of me, she dumped me for undisclosed reasons 2 weeks later =(
Not drinking is bad =(
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22 Jan 2004, 10:37
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
" Not drinking is bad =( "
Too true, No good pubs in Singapore, hardly had a drink since i got here, still two months to go, i NEED ALCOHOL
And before anyone suggests it, drinking alone sucks
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22 Jan 2004, 10:49
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
cos i have been drinking too much lately
and stew, librarians arent volunteers, we are just very badly paid local government employees
MrL, i shall come to wetherspoons in feb, when i have money again
i got drunk last night absinthe is bad
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22 Jan 2004, 11:03
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
i also drank beer last night, i got drunk on the grand total of £1.74 as people were buying me drinks as they felt sorry for me.
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22 Jan 2004, 11:03
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Clerk
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
Beer is awful.
So, RR you didn't even last a month?
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22 Jan 2004, 11:05
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
nope, i lost the plot last night, i couldnt deal with it sober anymore
back off the drink until the 6th of feb now though
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22 Jan 2004, 11:17
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Clerk
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
back off the drink until the 6th of feb now though
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I think it's telling you are listing this as some sort of achievement.
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22 Jan 2004, 11:22
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Registered User
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
come and drink at the wetherspoons, they have cheap guinness.
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Speaking of cheap guinness... When I was back in Reading I noticed a new pub. "The Orange House", seemed to be part of a chain. Like a wetherspoons, but with lots (i mean lots) of TVs dotted about for sport, 2 pool tables, and when sport isn't on quiet background music.
Most importantly, Monday night = 99p/pint of Fosters... some shit....
Actually most importantly, £1.09 for a pint of Guinness. It replaced the wetherspoons for Monday nights.
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22 Jan 2004, 14:30
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
I think it's telling you are listing this as some sort of achievement.
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to be honest, i wouldnt even be drinking then but i have already promised. otherwise i would be going for sober until march.
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22 Jan 2004, 15:30
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nomen est omen
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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yes it could be worse - i wait for you to tell us you have a terminal illness and a std.
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.....with a progressive dementia disease such Altzheimers, coupled with cjd and violent Schizophenia, and tinnitus thrown in for good measure :/
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22 Jan 2004, 15:54
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
How do you know that its just the month being shit?
Maybe it'll be the whole year!
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22 Jan 2004, 16:00
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by Cmdr_Cyrax
How do you know that its just the month being shit?
Maybe it'll be the whole year!
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I like the cut of your jib.
You're hired.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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22 Jan 2004, 17:57
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Sorry it only just registered. You're flatmate stole your bird? Isn't that against the whole flatmate code.
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he didnt steal this one, he stole another one, who turned out to be a nasty bitch, so me + our other flatmate now laugh at him about it
we cant hold the flatmate code against him in these instances though, as we should know by now what happens if you let dave atke a woman into his room
(occationally, they are never seen again, i swear to god)
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22 Jan 2004, 17:59
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
he didnt steal this one, he stole another one
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Your current one was stolen by someone else though, or so I have heard.
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23 Jan 2004, 10:40
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
how did you hear that fs??????
(sort of true but i will have to explain it a bit better)
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23 Jan 2004, 11:12
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
how did you hear that fs??????
(sort of true but i will have to explain it a bit better)
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I have a man on the inside
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23 Jan 2004, 11:45
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
It's not the same without the 'wzhoooommmmmmm' in the background.
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23 Jan 2004, 12:33
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by Baron Morte
Anyways. There was this sister of a friend's girfriend that everytime she met/chatted with me I was pissed drunk.
Interestingly enough she asked me out. Apparently disappointed by the sober version of me, she dumped me for undisclosed reasons 2 weeks later =(
Not drinking is bad =(
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I'd like to emphasise the sheer brilliance of this post and ask for this thread to be stickied in perpetuity.
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23 Jan 2004, 13:46
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cynic
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Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: can thismonth get any worse :(
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I have a man on the inside
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im going to kill dave and bury the body
see what happens to your 'man on the inside' then
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