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19 Feb 2004, 21:30
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Women
There are no women on the boards anymore. I would rejoice at this fact, were if it not for the fact that none of you are gay, bi or pretty.
Who is to blame?
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19 Feb 2004, 21:35
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: Women
You're all the woman we need
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19 Feb 2004, 21:36
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Re: Women
I find women dull and imbecile in a rate 5x as big as I find men.
So, its great that there are no women around.
I miss sky and mer, considering that aryn is around still.
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19 Feb 2004, 21:38
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
were if it not for the fact that none of you are gay
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wtf?????
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19 Feb 2004, 21:40
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Re: Women
Rule #1: Women dont exist on t'internet.
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19 Feb 2004, 21:40
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Re: Women
Aryn is more 'girl' than 'woman.'
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19 Feb 2004, 21:44
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Re: Women
madi?
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19 Feb 2004, 21:46
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Re: Women
Madi don't go posting no more. Not to any regular degree, anyway.
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19 Feb 2004, 21:48
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cynic
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Re: Women
ah, but i phone and text her, so she still exists to me
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19 Feb 2004, 21:50
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
ah, but i phone and text her, so she still exists to me
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Looser.
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19 Feb 2004, 21:51
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Looser.
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Loser eh?
And yes, texting girls is as "loser" as it gets.
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19 Feb 2004, 21:52
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Re: Women
Nobody phones or texts me. This may be because I don't have a phone, and it may be because everyone hates me, or it may be a bit of both.
I was thinking going down to Citizen's Advice about it.
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19 Feb 2004, 21:55
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by Baron Morte
Loser eh?
And yes, texting girls is as "loser" as it gets.
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well, what can i say, i have known madi for about three and a half years now, so i dont get why you are calling me a loser
and i text a hell of a lot of girls, in fact, my average is, i sent 600 to 700 text a month and easily 500 of them are to girls, so what?
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19 Feb 2004, 22:02
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
well, what can i say, i have known madi for about three and a half years now, so i dont get why you are calling me a loser
and i text a hell of a lot of girls, in fact, my average is, i sent 600 to 700 text a month and easily 500 of them are to girls, so what?
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Are you friends with these girls? Are you not gay?
Am I missing something?
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19 Feb 2004, 22:05
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Re: Women
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
well, what can i say, i have known madi for about three and a half years now, so i dont get why you are calling me a loser
and i text a hell of a lot of girls, in fact, my average is, i sent 600 to 700 text a month and easily 500 of them are to girls, so what?
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Sadly, most of them consit of
@-->--->---
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19 Feb 2004, 22:08
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Re: Women
no, m not gay, but i am too drunk to be getting the subtlty that is contained in about half of these posts
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19 Feb 2004, 22:16
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by Intrepid00
Sadly, most of them consit of
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I don't even know what those mean
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19 Feb 2004, 22:17
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by Intrepid00
Sadly, most of them consit of
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perhaps something more like this:
Code:
==================D
(( )
Would make him a lesser loser
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19 Feb 2004, 22:21
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Re: Women
Seriously here. what. the. ****?
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19 Feb 2004, 22:23
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lolly roffle
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Re: Women
Quote:
Originally Posted by Intrepid00
@-->--->---
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Rose
****
Something that men have, is censored on these forums and doesnt begin with f or c.
Oh wait, it does begin with c
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19 Feb 2004, 22:24
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Re: Women
I renounce any claims that this thread was ever a good idea.
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19 Feb 2004, 22:25
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Re: Women
That's actually really, really, really gay.
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19 Feb 2004, 22:37
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I renounce any claims that this thread was ever a good idea.
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Yeah i thought that at first...like "why do you care" or something...
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19 Feb 2004, 22:41
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by Baron Morte
Yeah i thought that at first...like "why do you care" or something...
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Do you want to die first, or shall I?
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19 Feb 2004, 22:48
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Do you want to die first, or shall I?
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No comprendo
Não compreendo
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19 Feb 2004, 22:51
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by Baron Morte
No comprendo
Não compreendo
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Stop harassing me, you South American devil.
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19 Feb 2004, 22:56
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Re: Women
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Stop harassing me, you South American devil.
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I am just trying to help you
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19 Feb 2004, 23:31
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Re: Women
It seems you're portraying yourself as the only male with a sexual orientation other than straight.
I happen to be gay as a rainbow, but don't get any thoughts. You'll never find anyone for the folliowing reasons:
Pictures of Oliver Letwin fail to impress "real" people.
Neither does over 6000 posts on one internet forum.
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19 Feb 2004, 23:33
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Re: Women
Quote:
Originally Posted by *donkie*
It seems you're portraying yourself as the only male with a sexual orientation other than straight.
I happen to be gay as a rainbow, but don't get any thoughts. You'll never find anyone for the folliowing reasons:
Pictures of Oliver Letwin fail to impress "real" people.
Neither does over 6000 posts on one internet forum.
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Strangest post yet.
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19 Feb 2004, 23:35
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Re: Women
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Strangest post yet.
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Hey! This title is mine!
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19 Feb 2004, 23:39
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Re: Women
Quote:
Originally Posted by *donkie*
It seems you're portraying yourself as the only male with a sexual orientation other than straight.
I happen to be gay as a rainbow, but don't get any thoughts. You'll never find anyone for the folliowing reasons:
Pictures of Oliver Letwin fail to impress "real" people.
Neither does over 6000 posts on one internet forum.
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I thought rainbows where happy thoughts for everyone????
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19 Feb 2004, 23:46
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by *donkie*
It seems you're portraying yourself as the only male with a sexual orientation other than straight.
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I don't think anyone would claim this after the big gay thread extravaganza we had a while back.
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Neither does over 6000 posts on one internet forum.
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I don't think anyone thought it did. Now, FIVE thousand posts, that's impressive.
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19 Feb 2004, 23:57
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Women
Its not supprising there are no women on here. Women tend to flee pathethic needy net geeks like us.
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20 Feb 2004, 00:08
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Re: Women
its nice to be able to go somewhere where there are no women.
they seem to be able to get in every other damn place i want to go.
BRING BACK GENTLEMENS CLUBS!
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20 Feb 2004, 00:57
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Now, FIFTEEN thousand posts, that's impressive.
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Almost fixed.
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20 Feb 2004, 02:49
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Re: Women
This is exactly what I was talking about...fs...
WE ARE THE WOMEN REPELLERS!
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20 Feb 2004, 03:01
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by JC
Rule #1: Women dont exist on t'internet.
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except on MSN.
that has nice shiny buttons don't you know.
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20 Feb 2004, 03:14
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by MrPeach
except on MSN.
that has nice shiny buttons don't you know.
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[Sterotype] Dont forget it has nice smilies too! [/Sterotype]
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20 Feb 2004, 04:35
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Re: Women
Quote:
Originally Posted by JC
Rule #1: Women dont exist on t'internet.
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1. The only person that can do peter Kay is indeed the man himself
2. Oi!!!!!!!!!!!
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20 Feb 2004, 15:16
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Re: Women
i heard that.
i'm looking at YOU manson :\
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20 Feb 2004, 15:20
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Re: Women
be afraid...
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20 Feb 2004, 16:56
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Re: Women
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be afraid...
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She's not that bad
There was a girl last night. Me and Deffeh were chatting and a girl was there.
Does this count?
We might have been discussing the forums at the time, just before thinking how much fun it would be to get RR drunk then tie him to a swan and beat it (the swan) with sticks.
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20 Feb 2004, 17:28
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Re: Women
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sal
1. The only person that can do peter Kay is indeed the man himself
2. Oi!!!!!!!!!!!
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ITS MY RULE GODDAMMIT!
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20 Feb 2004, 17:54
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
its nice to be able to go somewhere where there are no women.
they seem to be able to get in every other damn place i want to go.
BRING BACK GENTLEMENS CLUBS!
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I hate girls. Its too much pressure. You cant fart or act like an idiot because you get yourself thinking " oh mama tomorrow i am going to see that girl again and i want to have my way with her so i must look respectable and sharpy smart"
Once i was like that, but im not anymore, what explains all the lack of chicas for me
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20 Feb 2004, 17:58
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Re: Women
GIRLS ARE FOR LoSERS!!!
Dumb_and_Dumberer++;
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20 Feb 2004, 18:24
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Re: Women
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Originally Posted by Structural Integrity
GIRLS ARE FOR LoSERS!!!
Dumb_and_Dumberer++;
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Wow
These blokes lived the dream
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20 Feb 2004, 18:26
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Re: Women
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
She's not that bad
There was a girl last night. Me and Deffeh were chatting and a girl was there.
Does this count?
We might have been discussing the forums at the time, just before thinking how much fun it would be to get RR drunk then tie him to a swan and beat it (the swan) with sticks.
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OI! SKIDDY! NO!
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20 Feb 2004, 19:31
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Re: Women
Quote:
Originally Posted by *donkie*
It seems you're portraying yourself as the only male with a sexual orientation other than straight.
I happen to be gay as a rainbow, but don't get any thoughts. You'll never find anyone for the folliowing reasons:
Pictures of Oliver Letwin fail to impress "real" people.
Neither does over 6000 posts on one internet forum.
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I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to have to deal with, on some level, all the most stupid people in existance at some point in my life. You are proof that even here, I will not be spared.
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20 Feb 2004, 19:53
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Re: Women
your gay lol
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hahahahahahaha, get it?
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20 Feb 2004, 19:58
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Re: Women
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to have to deal with, on some level, all the most stupid people in existance at some point in my life. You are proof that even here, I will not be spared.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cynical Oracle
your gay lol
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