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22 Oct 2002, 01:12
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Cats eat fish
Yet isn't it ironic that cats are afraid of water, but they eat things that come from water?
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22 Oct 2002, 01:38
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Arghh!!
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'so it seems the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch it'
'how ironic'
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22 Oct 2002, 01:52
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would it also be ironic if a person who was scared of heights liked to eat fruit?
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22 Oct 2002, 01:53
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Hoho, imagine that... This is a thread-full of irony, that's for sure.
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22 Oct 2002, 01:54
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irony wouldn't have been the word i'd have used......
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22 Oct 2002, 01:57
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But nobody on these forums believes that irony is really irony.
Allow me to show you some notes from my English class, given to me by my teacher who went to college and got a big degree.
• Situational Irony – When a situation that is expected to happen or that is intended to happen, is the opposite of what actually occurs
o Example, Priest – sinner
o Example, General – coward
Thus my statement is true, cat eats fish - afraid of water.
p.s. (No need to make a new post) don't tempt him tmg.
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22 Oct 2002, 02:01
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Originally posted by TheMightyGoat#7
i am crap and seeking attention again
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awwwww
btw, 'wank' is the word i'd have chosen
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22 Oct 2002, 02:28
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You're booty-licious tmg.
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22 Oct 2002, 02:32
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheMightyGoat#7
someone love me 
im a troubled youth in need of attention
I HAVE SHINY KNIVES LOOKY LOOKY
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okay, now THAT was mean
well done 
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22 Oct 2002, 03:39
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Originally posted by TheMightyGoat#7
No it wasn't. Perhaps it would've been if anyone would take it seriously, but still not very mean. I thought it was pretty funny.
By the way, do you hate me yet? Last time I knew your status on me had been updated from nutral to thinking I'm some sort of scrambled four letter word.
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you're an annoying twat, but no, i dont hate you
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22 Oct 2002, 03:43
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women come from vagina's and some women eat vagina's. Is that the same analogy?
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22 Oct 2002, 03:44
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No
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22 Oct 2002, 03:44
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Quote:
Originally posted by the dying puppy
women come from vagina's and some women eat vagina's. Is that the same analogy?
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no
that would be 'fish come from water and some fish eat water'
which is nonsense
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22 Oct 2002, 03:52
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Originally posted by Allfather
vampy only eats feday..
fnarr fnarr
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If you get close to her cage she will pull you in and eat you alive. Most likely you will enjoy every dying minute until you stop breathing.
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22 Oct 2002, 03:55
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Quote:
Originally posted by the dying puppy
If you get close to her cage she will pull you in and eat you alive. Most likely you will enjoy every dying minute until you stop breathing.
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i don't eat them alive
i prefer kill them during intercourse, then eat them
duh
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21 Dec 2005, 09:45
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Re: Cats eat fish
Bump 
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21 Dec 2005, 09:46
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Re: Cats eat fish
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Originally Posted by Llew Silvr Hand
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get banned you ****ing idiot
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21 Dec 2005, 11:30
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Re: Cats eat fish
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Originally Posted by Llew Silvr Hand
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