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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 13:06   #1
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Next thursday, me and the missus...
... are going to an Alanis Morrisette "Show" !!!

We bought the tickets a few months ago and now it's here! She is a fan of her and I can listen to her music without convulsing...

The real matter is: What about Friday morning? The show definately will go till at least 3 AM... Defying all possibilities of a good night of sleep (of you remember what sleep is) and the alcohol I'll absorb will make it even harder to wake up or even concentrate into programming thru the day...


So CALL IN SICK DAY! But what can I use as an excuse... I apparently have used all excuses on the universe... Help me GD people...
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 13:09   #2
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Say you saw an Alanis Morrisette concert and haven't fully recovered yet.
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Just say you're a weirdo that goes to Alanis Morisette concerts and hope that your colleagues don't prod you with sticks all day.

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Just say you're a weirdo that goes to Alanis Morisette concerts and hope that your colleagues don't prod you with sticks all day.
I dont go to alais morrisette concerts... I give my girlfriend company to go to such events... The loads of booze are to make it all worth...

And thinking of it, I never got a sick day since I entered this job... I got a day off on my birthday and that was all...


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say your head fell off and you have to sew it back on.
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I remember hearing a story on the radio about this bloke who called in sick saying he had a broken leg. Looked a bit suspicious when he had a miraculous recovery the next day, and his leg was fine, without any kind of splint or bandages.

Oh, modern medicine is a wondrous thing.
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Why not just take the day off?
As in, book it in advance.
That's what Jesus would do!
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I've used my bad back as an excuse plenty of times*

and today I find out wheter it gets me fired or not


*Actually, it's not an excuse the whole "not being able to move due to an excessive amount of pain" is true. Lesson? Get yourself an injury that will last a long time, then you always have a reason. heh.
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Ankle.

It'll recover over the weekend, its easy to fake and hard to check.
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get girly wirly friend to phone in thurs night saying youre illy willy


then phone in early friday morning say your ill
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I remember hearing a story on the radio about this bloke who called in sick saying he had a broken leg. Looked a bit suspicious when he had a miraculous recovery the next day, and his leg was fine, without any kind of splint or bandages.

Oh, modern medicine is a wondrous thing.
it was on "family guy" and it was hilarious
HA HA HA
seriously, it was =(


anyways

where is this concert being held on mistah brazilian dude?
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I always use food poisoning. Works a treat, its perfectly reasonable for it to only last a day or two, and doesnt leave any marks or anything. It was always most effective when I was working in a restaurant, a waitress running to the loo to be sick never looks good....
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it was on "family guy" and it was hilarious
HA HA HA
seriously, it was =(
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Alanis is quite hot I think, but why is it that 85% of her songs are about how terrible her exes were ?

That "Bergen" guy from "The pizza place" is/was going out with her, I wonder what song she'll make about him...
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tell them your dog ate a pakcte of parecetamol...

i did that friday night, then went out on the piss in lincoln, it worked, i just said that the vet told me to keep an eye on the dog
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