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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 21:21   #1
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Apperently it is easier then you think.
When there is undeniable physical attraction between you and a girl and you just ran out of conversation topics (there is physical attraction, rest is not quite sure) just make sure you have some niggah song to dance to and just go with it, within 4 minutes your snogging.

Just thought I'd share.
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 21:23   #2
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 21:23   #3
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 21:26   #4
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If theres only a physical connection that you both feel, shag her in the toilet.
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 21:35   #5
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did you shag her?
HAHAHAHA

Anyway, just to help you all:
He's only describing a theory. Not a situation he's been in.
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 21:41   #6
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You were there when he tested his theory?

On you?

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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 21:46   #7
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You were there when he tested his theory?

On you?

And it worked?
Yes.

No.

No.
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 22:31   #8
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I am not talking 'bout the 'shiver me timbers and rub your hands over me, you horny lesbian' thing.
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 23:11   #9
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I am not talking 'bout the 'shiver me timbers and rub your hands over me, you horny lesbian' thing.
I know
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Go get some real friends for god's sake you two.
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Go get some real friends for god's sake you two.
I have real friends! It's not like I'm alone with him every time. (praise the lord!)
Can't help I have to correct him everytime
Maybe he should drink less... Or just stay home again..
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I have real friends! It's not like I'm alone with him every time. (praise the lord!)
Can't help I have to correct him everytime
Maybe he should drink less... Or just stay home again..

As the birthday card I was given recently said



"What do you call someone who drinks fifteen pints and falls over?"





"A lightweight!"







PS It's funny when you're actually on fifteen pints you see.
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As the birthday card I was given recently said

"What do you call someone who drinks fifteen pints and falls over?"

"A lightweight!"

PS It's funny when you're actually on fifteen pints you see.

Wish we had pints overhere instead of those silly small glasses
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I don't see the big problem with girls.

You catch their eye, if they don't look back at you after, you've lost out ;(
If you keep getting eye contact more than normal (and it's not because you have some sort of odd facial disfigurement she can't take her eyes off...) then you make sure you're next to her at the bar, and buy her a drink ;o

Then demand a blowjob in return for the drink. What, does she think money grows on trees?

I'm so win.
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