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Unread 9 Sep 2003, 19:39   #1
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did you ever get that feeling

that there is "people" ganging up against you?

Like today. I woke up 15 mins late. I go to the kitchen to cook my meal, and i realized that my rice had ended, as sauce, so i run to the grocery store, and when i come back I see my lighter had disaperead. What was my surprise when i see that this lighter had no fuel anymore =( then i found another one, but he produced such a small flame that i had to put it very close to the oven. When the oven starts, i burned my hand =(
After eating i got my bike and went to work. Realizing the tires where nearly flat, i go to the nearest gas station. There was this really old dude trying to "fill its tires with air". It took the bugger 5 minst to accomplish this. Then when I am on my way to work, i suddenly got that feeling that everyone was too busy either trying to run my ass over, or being ran over by me. At each 500m or so i had to brake to avoid a disaster, what made me even more late, adding 5 more minutes to a original 18 minutes ride to work. Then when I get in the main street, where usually i can go up to 40km/h with my bike, there were HUGE gusts of wind, what reduced my speed to about 25km/h.
All of a sudden i notice that there was something wrong with my feet, and then scruciating pain. My shoelaces had tied to the pedals, and each time i pedal it, the grip on my feet would become increasingly painfull, i could not stop cos i was already ludicruosly late, so i had to manage that by pedaling backwards every time i pedaled forward.

When i got to my work, i went to the garage to place my bike safely locked to an old iron shelf. GONE. After looking for another spot to try locking it, wich took me about 2 minutes, i find one. Only to realize that it was filled with cars, and it was a bitch getting there with the bike.

today was a bitch
who is behind all this :ninja:
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Unread 9 Sep 2003, 19:41   #2
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Re: did you ever get that feeling

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who is behind all this :ninja:
Its me ****er
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Unread 9 Sep 2003, 19:45   #3
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Its me ****er
make it stop, please
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Unread 9 Sep 2003, 20:59   #4
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oh great
now its raining
how about 18 minutes and 6,5km of bike riding in the rain everyone?
now thats confortable
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