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Unread 5 Feb 2004, 20:03   #1
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Mice produce sperm from monkeys
It might also be possible to grow human sperm in mice, although the team agree this would be a controversial move.

That headline was too great not to post.

On another note at least the little harlots we seem to be raising in our generations can now try blaming anything but the many men they **** every night out.

On a sidenote I'd love to see Mr.A.Hamster on someone's birth certificate.
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but can you have sex with them
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Unread 5 Feb 2004, 20:07   #3
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Re: Mice produce sperm from monkeys
I suggest they would disintegrate under the pressure of their internal organs being forced from their mouths.

Realistically you'd want ferret or better. Perhaps cat.
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but can you have sex with them
I've got a Swedish master coming over with tips on that.
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I suggest they would disintegrate under the pressure of their internal organs being forced from their mouths.

Realistically you'd want ferret or better. Perhaps cat.
When he says Realistically it makes me think that's he's actually tried this.
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I once grew some cress on my windowsill.
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Unread 5 Feb 2004, 20:12   #7
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Re: Mice produce sperm from monkeys
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I once grew some cress on my windowsill.
Page 6 of Biotechnology for Dummies?
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Growing cress isnt biotechnology you plank.
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Growing cress isnt biotechnology you plank.
ON A WINDOWSILL !!!

Anyway I did say the book was for dummies and let's allow for poetic license you blithering drunken smillie.
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Re: Mice produce sperm from monkeys
those little harlots have been my driving force in life for the last 2 years before i got my GF, heh.
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This might save [fightclub]every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. [/fightclub]

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Re: Mice produce sperm from monkeys
Gees man, where do they come up with stuff like this. I think frankestein is just around the corner waiting to be discovered.
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Frankenstein was a person, innit.
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Re: Mice produce sperm from monkeys
so there is a journal named "Biology of Reproduction"

would i find this next to Playboy and Hustler magazine ?
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so there is a journal named "Biology or Reproduction"

would i find this next to Playboy and Hustler magazine ?
No, that would be in the entertainemnt section, i believe, follow me please. :gollum:
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