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Unread 20 Oct 2003, 19:32   #1
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I went to the federal police today
and we had a lecture etc
It turns out that in the brazilian/colombian border there was this woman who used her own dead baby to carry drugs back and forth the border

she open the dead baby up, took out all of its organs, and filled it with cocain.

that way she would manage to go unchecheck in the police posts

when it began to stank from far far away they stopped her

gruesome

that made me remember of that story from traffic

there was this fella who would go back and forth in the us/mexico border with a handcart. When he began to arouse suspicion, they stopped him and all that he was carrying was sh1t(manoure??)
and it was the same the following day and the next and the next


until they finally found out what he was smugling



hand carts
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Unread 20 Oct 2003, 19:34   #2
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Re: I went to the federal police today
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there was this fella who would go back and forth in the us/mexico border with a handcart. When he began to arouse suspicion, they stopped him and all that he was carrying was sh1t(manoure??)
and it was the same the following day and the next and the next

until they finally found out what he was smugling

hand carts
Rofl!
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Wow, that woman is a freakin sick-o.
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she must had been high 24/7

its ****ing ****ed up
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Just remember, next time your snort or smoking your drugs you could be getting some baby guts.
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Re: I went to the federal police today
Aren't the Brazilian police all corrupt and stuff and kill street kids for 100 bucks a pop?
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Re: I went to the federal police today
That's not corruption - that's justice.
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Aren't the Brazilian police all corrupt and stuff and kill street kids for 100 bucks a pop?
God, that story is old.
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Aren't the Brazilian police all corrupt and stuff and kill street kids for 100 bucks a pop?
no not the federal police
they earn thje big bucks and the cases of corruption are sparse if any

the military police (the one that is used against the average citizen) on the other hand, is fairly violent and corrupt in the big centers
in my state the biggest city is 500,000 big, so it really isnt much of a issue for the majority of policedudes
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Re: I went to the federal police today
one could almost say that the she had high expectations for her baby

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Re: I went to the federal police today
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and we had a lecture etc
It turns out that in the brazilian/colombian border there was this woman who used her own dead baby to carry drugs back and forth the border

she open the dead baby up, took out all of its organs, and filled it with cocain.

that way she would manage to go unchecheck in the police posts

when it began to stank from far far away they stopped her

gruesome
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/deadbaby.htm
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that made me remember of that story from traffic

there was this fella who would go back and forth in the us/mexico border with a handcart. When he began to arouse suspicion, they stopped him and all that he was carrying was sh1t(manoure??)
and it was the same the following day and the next and the next


until they finally found out what he was smugling



hand carts
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/wheelbarrow.asp
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Re: I went to the federal police today
they did told me that story
big fat liars? :ninja:
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