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18 Sep 2003, 17:09
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a little bit broken
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slightly offensive to french people joke
Sitting round a small coffee table in a room of an international insurance company, a group of 4 people waited for a job interview. There was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and an awful looking
fat lady. After 15 minutes in complete silence, and avoiding each other's eye contact,
there was a power cut. The unmistakable sound of a slap was heard. Two minutes later the power came on again and the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake must have put his hand on the fat lady who slapped his face"
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That damned Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another power cut soon so I can smack that French twat again".
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18 Sep 2003, 17:10
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That isn't really that funny.
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18 Sep 2003, 17:10
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Damn Dog
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someone's telling lies, clearly that happened on a train.
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18 Sep 2003, 17:11
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share the <3
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Quote:
Originally posted by the_dastardley_chihuahua
someone's telling lies, clearly that happened on a train.
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18 Sep 2003, 17:12
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King of The Fat Boys
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Seen it before, still funny though
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18 Sep 2003, 17:18
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lolly roffle
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lolly roffle
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18 Sep 2003, 17:18
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Happy
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omg! country bashing! ban user!
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18 Sep 2003, 17:22
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Annoying Robot Thing
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A man is walking along the edge of the cliff at a seaside...
he spots a young girl crying on the bench, so he walks over comfortingly and says "whats the matter little girl?" and she turns round crying her eyes out and says "my mummy and daddy have fallen out with me and ive run away from home".. so the man stands up and starts to fiddle with his zip whilst saying "this isn't your lucky day is girl?"
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18 Sep 2003, 17:34
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IRC Lackey
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Quote:
Originally posted by the_dastardley_chihuahua
someone's telling lies, clearly that happened on a train.
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yes, i heard that one too.
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18 Sep 2003, 17:37
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lol at the original joke
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18 Sep 2003, 17:42
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a new low in getting high
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Move to DF3 thanks.
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18 Sep 2003, 17:54
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Cute and cuddly
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haha
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18 Sep 2003, 19:27
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Banned
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didnt the french fought at your side in every war in the last century?
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18 Sep 2003, 19:29
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The Twilight of the Gods
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So?
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18 Sep 2003, 19:37
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Banned
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a little gratitude for 800,000 lives of the french who died at ww1 would be a good idea...
but obviously it sounds far fetched to you people
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18 Sep 2003, 19:38
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The Twilight of the Gods
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18 Sep 2003, 19:41
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that joke is REALLY old. its still funny though.
(i tryed to tell the train-version here once, but failed because my english is simply too bad )
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18 Sep 2003, 19:54
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
a little gratitude for 800,000 lives of the french who died at ww1 would be a good idea...
but obviously it sounds far fetched to you people
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yeh, so?
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If you eat pasta and then anti-pasta, are you still hungry?
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18 Sep 2003, 19:56
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Rawr rawr
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Quote:
Originally posted by wu_trax
that joke is REALLY old. its still funny though.
(i tryed to tell the train-version here once, but failed because my english is simply too bad )
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I like speaking in english!
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18 Sep 2003, 19:56
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are the british the most ungratefull people ever?
OR
are the french the most annoying ****nuts people to date?
thats the point
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18 Sep 2003, 20:03
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
I like speaking in english!
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especially for you :
So do I!
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18 Sep 2003, 20:03
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lolly roffle
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
didnt the french fought at your side in every war in the last century?
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That made me lolly roffle more than the joke .
Muslim is .
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18 Sep 2003, 20:20
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Ball
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
didnt the french fought at your side in every war in the last century?
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No?
Unless you only mean the wars where France fought by our side.
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18 Sep 2003, 20:29
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Rawr rawr
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Quote:
Originally posted by wu_trax
especially for you :
So do I!
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I wrote something in German, but I bet it was Mark who editted it
BAD MARK!!!
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18 Sep 2003, 20:57
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Banned
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mark and his supercilious attitude
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18 Sep 2003, 21:03
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
I wrote something in German, but I bet it was Mark who editted it
BAD MARK!!!
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i wrote a german joke, but it was edited aswell
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18 Sep 2003, 21:30
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
mark and his supercilious attitude
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Those damn mods doing the job they were appointed to do. How arrogant of them!
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18 Sep 2003, 21:33
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
are the british the most ungratefull people ever?
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are the french the most annoying ****nuts people to date?
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Yes. The French can be most annoying.
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18 Sep 2003, 21:42
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
Those damn mods doing the job they were appointed to do. How arrogant of them!
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you know that this is not what i had in mind
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18 Sep 2003, 21:51
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
you know that this is not what i had in mind
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Did he eat some babies in between the time he edited the two posts then?
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18 Sep 2003, 22:09
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Ball
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I think the original joke would be better in visual format with overlayed thought subvocalisation for each person in turn or thought sequences or something. I saw a similar group misunderstanding on Nickelodeon, it might have been Kenan and Kel: four people on a noisy plane so they can't hear each others' conversations.
Person A to person B: Could you make sure we packed the tickets?
B: Ok, sure.
B to C: Person A asked me to make sure the tickets got packed. Could you do it?
C: Yeah, no problem.
C to D: Person B just reminded me, someone's got to pack the tickets.
D: Right... I'll handle it.
D to A: Hey, Person C and I were wondering if you could make sure the tickets are packed.
A: Don't worry, it's taken care of.
lols
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18 Sep 2003, 22:37
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Checkout Boy
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
are the british the most ungratefull people ever?
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are the french the most annoying ****nuts people to date?
thats the point
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forget about ww1, how many french men died defending france at the start of ww2...oh wait
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18 Sep 2003, 23:11
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
Did he eat some babies in between the time he edited the two posts then?
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Yes, and a microwaved pizza
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18 Sep 2003, 23:30
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Mr. Blobby
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Yes, and a microwaved pizza
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Topped with baby lollies.
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18 Sep 2003, 23:34
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
Topped with baby lollies.
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Sliced babies actually
(Baberoni)
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18 Sep 2003, 23:42
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Mr. Blobby
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Sliced babies actually
(Baberoni)
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You Kronos you.
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18 Sep 2003, 23:51
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Damn Dog
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tobe
forget about ww1, how many french men died defending france at the start of ww2...oh wait
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i think around 100,000 at the start, but by the end of the war the figure was around 620,000 (3 times the number of british casualties)
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19 Sep 2003, 00:04
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
are the british the most ungratefull people ever?
OR
are the french the most annoying ****nuts people to date?
thats the point
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Shush
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19 Sep 2003, 00:25
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Damn Dog
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cmdr_Cyrax
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i was watching the documentary "exocet" on uk history channel the other week. once war broke out the french helped the british thwart attempts by the argentinians to buy more exocets, and even tapped the phones of the argentinian delegatian in france so that the british could set up an elaborate plan to dupe the argentines so they wouldnt get hold of any more.
in 1981 there would be no reason at all why france shouldnt have sold them to argentina.
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